Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
People- mostly men- glorify breasts and vaginas because they love them. They don't realize that we have legit reasons to complain about having these. Keep in mind, this is just for fun :)
Breasts
Boobs are nice right? Soft squishy bags of magic on our chests. Well we deal with a lot for out breasts. Here's a list of all the problems with them.
- Running up/down in general, makes our boobs jiggle and it hurts without a proper bra.
- If a bra strap shows in school oh lordy no every guy within a 20 foot radius will get an instant raging boner.
- If cleavage is showing because of the bra/shirt, ogled at constantly. Lustly looks from men and jealous/disgusted looks from women.
- PUSH UP BRAS. BRAS IN GENERAL. They are uncomfortable. They hurt where the straps are and our breasts are confined to these peices of fabric that will either be ugly and comfortable and make our breasts look 10x smaller or very cute and uncomfortable and make them look 2x bigger.
- Laying down on our stomachs. Especially those whom are larger breasted, it is a difficult thing to do. The pressure of our bodies pushing on our breasts into whatever surface, it kills.
- Back pains. For women with D, DD or larger breasts, they can develop severe back pains and need a breast reduction because of how bad it hurts.
- Shirts are too high cut or too low cut. Bigger breasts- shirts may look too tight. Smaller breasts- shirt fits but makes us look like a 12 year old boy.
- Having to buy bras and custom made bras. We can't walk around braless or else nipples will show and that's not okay to most people.
Vaginas
Vaginas seem to be this magical world where once a man leaves his mother's, they wanna go back in.
- PERIODS. The pain, the blood, the hormones, the mood swings. No explanation needed.
- Camel toe. No one likes camel toe and it is difficult to subtely pick at in public.
- Shaving pubic hair. It seems to be kind of tricky/painful to shave/wax down there, especially further back than just on the top near the pubic bone.
- It hurts more during sex if the woman is not very aroused. The vagina was made to stretch, especially during arousal. Arousal provides a natural lubricant and if a woman is horny but not aroused enough it can be painful to put anything in there.
- Guys tend to just want to fuck anything with one of these. Having a vagina sometimes just tends to basically mean "I have a warm hole, fuck it." sign above our heads.
- Discharge. The discharge of our vaginas can range in color, substance feeling and smell. The acid in our discharge can bleach black underwear white.
- Period stains- if you don't immediately wash those panties, the blood will set in. And if that happens they are generally labled as our period panties.
- Soaking through on our period, tampons and pads. When we wear pads, it feels as if we have diapers on, and we're worried we'll leak through and they're just uncomfortable. We worry that the back of the pad will show on our pants. For tampons they are just so difficult to deal with. We have to relax and shove a plastic tube up our vagina holes and shove a cotton 'swab' up there. When we pee we either have to change tampons again or end up peeing on the string. And yes, the string is almost always covered in blood and we have to grab this string and pull to take it out.
- Having to pay for midol (period), pads/tampons, chocolate, new panties for periods. It adds up.
Having breasts and a vagina is difficult work. Just as I'm sure it is to have a penis. But those are some hardships of having these female parts. And yes I know that a man-to-woman won't have periods with their vaginas but still.
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