Things you didn't know about penises

[WhatTheHellAmy]

We are getting hard ;)

10. The male orgasm lasts for around 6 seconds. For women it's 23 seconds.

Glad to be a woman :D

9. Smoking can shorten your penis by up to 1cm

I don't care if his penis is small, that dude is BANGABLE!!

8. Doctor can grow up 23,000 m2 of skin from the circumcised foreskin of infants. It's used to treat burn victims.

Daaaamn, nailed it!

7. 1 in 400 men are flexible enough to give themselves oral pleasure.

The other 399 poor guys can't get rid of them XDDD

6. There is a fish with a penis on its head. It's called Phallostethus Cuulong.

That fu**ing fish is a d*ck head!!!

5. The penis is shaped like a boomerang during missionary.

Missionary is not that good now, huh?

4. The biggest human penis is 13.5". The man refused to star in pornographic films.

This dude be like XDDD

3. If unused, the penis can shrink by 1-2 cm.

D*ck so small the dude be crying :(

2. A teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories.

And it also has lot of protein! But Ryan Gosling is not convinced :(

1. There are 42 diffrent kinds of bacteria found on the penis. There's fewer if you're circumcised.

Great idea! That would help you to get rid of the smell.

Hope you liked, if you didn't, you can s*ck a... Things you didn't know about penises.

[Anonymous]

They stink , society makes them out to seem like this great thing. Society worships the penis. Society forces all women to like penises and if your a woman that doesn't like penises your hated for it.
other things I didn't know
Men don't clean their penises all the time , nasty liquid comes out of it , the cum tastes awful , they strink in water , dick pics are awful many women don't like them. they move when their horny . Men don't have good cleaning habit when it comes to their penises. they are more likely to spread stds among people. People make them out to seem better than they actually are and they are not as great as people make them out to be.

[blondfrog]

and your saying the vagina doesn't stink? There are plenty of nasty smelling vagina's

[Opinion Owner]

@blondfrog vaginas do but penises stink worse than vaginas but people make it out to be like vaginas are worse .

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@blondfrog don't pay attention to this lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Genitals doesn't smell good, but I surely love the taste and smell of both

[Opinion Owner]

I'm already labeled bad because I said something bad about it just like I wrote they hate you if you don't like dick or if you don't say good things about it.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I respect your opinion, but I think you're wrong, penises and vaginas are both glorify.

[Opinion Owner]

I think you're wrong because penis is glorifies in all society if vaginas were glorify why did a woman get arrested in Japan for making vagina figures?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

In america everyone loves pussy...

[Opinion Owner]

That's not true , y'all force people to like dick specially women.

[Xaviers]

HAHAHA a lesbian is writing!

[Xaviers]

*talking lol

[Transigence]

How do you FORCE someone to like something? And wow. The STDs thing is bullshit. If you get one of those top 20% of men that the bottom 90% of women seem to be fucking, then yeah. Otherwise, I'd say your odds of picking up an STD are higher if you put it in a woman.

[joeblow123]

I am a Special Investigator with Patriarchy Inc. You were told never to mention this again yet you chose to disobey that order. Why? We told you what to like so why don't you like it?

[joeblow123]

@blondfrog Preach it brother preach it.

[jacquesvol]

OOH!

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[WhatTheHellAmy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bridgetttthamilt]

FYI Using a creme called Man1 Man Oil is a good move too. It is made just for penis skin issues and contains vitamins and proteins that repair and rejuvenate down there. I use it and my penis has never looked nor felt better. Real good stuff. Cheers.

[lindacalloway847]

Ya'll- You should use a penis health creme daily though.. these are multivitamin and protein cremes made just for the penis and improve its function, hygiene and much more... great for overall health down there. You can get one online. Hope this helps.

[simplyadorable]

Hilarious great take! 2 in 1. haha!
the pics are awesome, especially ET! you nailed it alright! :))

42 bacteria? seriously? that made me scared.

[DeltsBrah]

The mouth has 200 bacteria. Don't kiss!

[simplyadorable]

right! @DeltsBrah... I was just surprised that's all. That's why we clean ourselves, take a bath and brush teeth.

[DeezNutz33]

And suck dick

[JohnK123]

Not all bacteria is bad 😂 but yeah crazy

[jackmcmillin83]

y'all you should definitely try and order a bottle of Man1 Man Oil. It's not only the best way to keep your penis clean, fresh, smelling good, feeling good and performing the best it can be. Good luck.

[GirlsLie]

lol, I just can't stop laughing at the circumcised/uncircumcised picture. He looks so happy in that blanket.

[JohnK123]

Wow HAHAHA

[ichot]

Number 10.
-just wrong, it varies between people and as nothing dealing specifically with a penis.

Number 5.
-Wrong, there's MRI scene of a couple having sex. Youtube it. Literally "MRI scene of a couple having sex"
It isn't bent up as you claim.

Number 8
-At the cost of a couple thousand nerve endings... And I doubt there isn't a synthetic material that can repair burn victims more cost effectively and efficiently.

Number 1
-Though it is easier to clean a penis than to try cleaning a smelly vagina. Seems like you like making stabs at uncircumcised penises.

[RachelBrigs]

Its a fact though that more bacteria can build up on an uncircumcised penis. Its just a fact, not a jab at anyone. If you practice good hygiene there's no problem

[txcountrygirl]

Loved the little green tree!!

[posted]

Ryan Gosling doesn't eat anything.

[SilenRose]

Lol, this was very interesting and informative. When you listed the things on circumcision I was like "Uh oh, prepare for the hate brigade to show up and focus only on that."

[WhatTheHellAmy]

jhahahaha I know XD guys are so touchy

[joeblow123]

@whatthehellamy Guys are touchy? What would happen if I yelled "Karen" multiple times?

[dwarfgiraffe]

That was really interesting 👍 I especially liked the stick figure with the giant penis flattening everyone😂😂😂

[JohnK123]

Hahahahaha

[epiman94]

Congratulations on becoming an editor!!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thaaanks ❤️❤️

[epiman94]

Informational and hilarious take, too! :)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Haha thanks again!

[TadCurious]

This would have been entertaining if it weren't for the anti-foreskin propaganda.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oops, I did it again

[Transigence]

Women don't give a shit.

[Metlahaed]

I've been to that washroom. I have a pic of it in my phone cause it was funny. I am sure there are others like it, the one I saw was in the city center of Romania.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

that's amazing hahaha I gotta go there before I die lol

[zombiebabe]

lol funny take!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

thanks :D

[ChocoLada]

Wow, interesting, now I know why I don't like smokers ;)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hahaha XD well, I have a smoke fetish so...

[ChocoLada]

But they are shorter ;)

[ChocoLada]

Down under ;)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

... yeah.. but... I love the smell of cigarette :(

[ChocoLada]

I know, but it's not healthy for you :P

[WhatTheHellAmy]

we all die anyways XD

[ChocoLada]

Tell that to Highlander ;)

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[brain5000]

If unused? Does that include masturbation?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I think so

[redridinggirlTR]

it never smells fishy... sometimes funny... but not fishy.

[joeblow123]

@redridinggirltr It's pussy that smells fishy.

[KRUGEN]

Damn! You so goid at this... I Think you should create something about vaginas too

[WhatTheHellAmy]

It's done. Check my profile, go to myTakes and you'll see it.

[Nik1hil]

I do not smoke! I am in one of those 399 guys. I will start soon! I don't want it to shrink

[ConsultantIsBack]

HAHAHAHA omg this is MONEY. hahahahaha

Smoking/alcohol abuse also hurts dick health in staying hard, it's true.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

thanks XD haha

[princessasha101]

I really enjoyed reading that :)

[Unit1]

"The male orgasm lasts for around 6 seconds. For women it's 23 seconds."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Why :( ?
Curse you nature for that handicap!
6 seconds is next to nothing T_T

[Shyguy_1988]

That picture looks so painfull, the boomerang... luckly the penis has no bone, but you can still breaj a bood vessel... ugh ouch, okay don't think about that

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah hahah, cow girl and doggy style are responsible for broken penises! XD

[Shyguy_1988]

Reverse cowgirl is where it's at though! XD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah 😝

[AllThatSweetJazz]

lolwtf "If unused"? So how much should we be masturbating?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

24/7 😂

[AllThatSweetJazz]

I'd better get to it.

[tynamite]

I better have sex now so my dick don't shrink.
Congrats on you becoming an editor.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Aww thanks! ❤️

[Xaviers]

I wonder how do you know it is 6 seconds, have you ever had a dick for yourself?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I got the info from internet I'm a virgin

[Xaviers]

Oh that's for sure :)

[Xaviers]

but to be honest mine is little bit longer than just 6 seconds :)

[KRUGEN]

What? Thats hard to believe

[thegreatone7]

Wow, amazing! I Wish you do a myTake on vaginas. Great job sister. Well done!!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

It's done. You can find it in my myTakes

[blondfrog]

Lol I never want to get burned lol also that' s where the term dick head came from lol from that fish. Oh yeah but I think the penis being shaped like a boomerang during missionary is wrong no matter what position I am in my dick is always straight.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

wooow, I didn't know, thanks great dick you have XDDD

[blondfrog]

Lol thanks :P

[abhiplayer1996]

Damn you post interesting stuff. And the phrases down there. They're really funny. It's first time in my life that I've seen pretty as well as funny girl. Lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Awww hahaha you're so sweet, thanks :)

[abhiplayer1996]

Seriously no kidding... You look beatiful

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Haha thanks for your kind words 😁😁

[abhiplayer1996]

Your welcome

[abhiplayer1996]

Beautiful- girl- ever lol.. N hot too...

[WhatTheHellAmy]

You're making me blush haha

[abhiplayer1996]

Oh i see... I'll take it as a compli... Blushing beautiful funny girl... Naughty too haha

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahah not naughty lol XD

[abhiplayer1996]

Not naughty? And what about this mytake then huh? Lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

After 8 days I don't know why the fuck did I say that I'm not naughty...

[abhiplayer1996]

After4 hrs i would say u r.. Lol

[Maxemeister]

I FELT LEFT OUT WHEN U DID VAGEGES, NOW IT'S ALL GOOD!

[Shay1994]

Glad that I don't smoke then :P

[james_mark]

This is hella funny and the pictures you used.. LMAO
The first picture feels like moment of truth :D

[JohnK123]

Crazy but kinda interesting hahaha

[Noxifer626]

*Realizes Amy likes circumcised men*
Dad, give me the scissors and call an ambulance!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hahahaha duuude

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahahaha

[Noxifer626]

I read about it in wikipedia, it can't be THAT hard!
https://cliparts.co/cliparts/rij/KrL/rijKrL44T.jpg
OH GOD IT HURTS

[chuppachup]

Hahhaha oh snap, dude. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard.

[Noxifer626]

I wish I was joking XD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@chuppachup IKR!! XD

[Noxifer626]

All the girls swoon when I walk into da bar 8)

[Evil_romantic]

Number 4... Pretty sure i got that sumbitch beat!

But i refuse to do porn my damn self :P

[AlwaysInHell]

#1 is bullshit. The foreskin is very important & it serves to protect the glans (head), provides lube & has many nerve endings that are severed off which makes it much harder for a man to maintain hardness as he ages. Saying foreskin is dirty is like saying that about labia / clitoral hood. All a guy needs to do is retract his foreskin to clean it, not rocket science. Cut cocks will be rank if not washed too.

#9. Poor example to your unbacked claim. That is Michael Fassbender & he's well known for his huge cock, & chain smoking.

#5. Another poor example of an unbacked claim. There are no bones in the penis so the pic is fake, & curvature varies depending on penis shape.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

1.- Okay, thanks. But the only two uncircumcised dicks I've sucked didn't smell as the circumcised ones, they had a bad smell. 9.- I didn't know that.. thanks. But it was just a joke... 5.- Another joke... do you really think I believe dicks have bones?

[AlwaysInHell]

:D all good. Sorry about those smelly dicks though. The guys have bad hygiene habits. I've hooked up with plenty of uncut guys & prefer it. They were hung like horses & well lubed. They also showered :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah, I had bad luck 😭😭 I hope to find clean ones soon haha

[Anonymous]

Excellent take

[Anonymous]

I've seen enough Beautiful Agony vids to know female orgasms don't last 23 seconds! They're comparable to a guy's or even shorter. Mine are closer to 10. : P

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Mine too

[Anonymous]

What the hell, Amy?

[Anonymous]

I highly doubt that 23 second orgasm. Some women may occasionally be able to experience it, but it's definitely not a constant for everyone.

[Transigence]

Good luck getting women to standardize an orgasm :) Is it one, three, 12, none? Is it a quick jolt? Lengthy convulsions? If I had my present mind and a woman's body, I would be having 50 orgasms per day. Oh, and I'd never pay cash for anything again.

[Opinion Owner]

You're 34 and still believe that having a vagina can get you free stuff, that's just sad.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@Transigence ghhhshzhgfvx

[Transigence]

It was hyperbole -- obviously there's no direct line between having a vagina and paying your electric bill, but the statement was made on a sound principle. Men tend to subsidize women's lives, because that tends to be the price.

[Anonymous]

You should cite your sources

[WhatTheHellAmy]

nah lol

[Anonymous]

No.1- This is why I prefer circumcised one :)

[JuicyBrain]

There is still bacteria on a circumcised penis... Wouldn't you still prefer having it cleaned up before putting that in your mouth?

[Opinion Owner]

@JuicyBrain Yes but less bacteria than uncircumcised one

[WhatTheHellAmy]

@JuicyBrain niujhgvjh

[JuicyBrain]

@asker Those were my thoughts exactly ! 😃 Anon Yes, I know, but they are still there. I always clean myself just before. So if you compared me to a cut guy (i'm uncut btw) who also just cleaned himself, there wouldn't be much of a difference.

[Transigence]

When you put your mouth on a penis, what do you think was just made unsanitary?

[Anonymous]

Number 7 is cracking me up😂😂