Things you didn't know about penises

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10. The male orgasm lasts for around 6 seconds. For women it's 23 seconds.

Glad to be a woman :D

9. Smoking can shorten your penis by up to 1cm

I don't care if his penis is small, that dude is BANGABLE!!

8. Doctor can grow up 23,000 m2 of skin from the circumcised foreskin of infants. It's used to treat burn victims.

Daaaamn, nailed it!

7. 1 in 400 men are flexible enough to give themselves oral pleasure.

The other 399 poor guys can't get rid of them XDDD

6. There is a fish with a penis on its head. It's called Phallostethus Cuulong.

That fu**ing fish is a d*ck head!!!

5. The penis is shaped like a boomerang during missionary.

Missionary is not that good now, huh?

4. The biggest human penis is 13.5". The man refused to star in pornographic films.

This dude be like XDDD

3. If unused, the penis can shrink by 1-2 cm.

D*ck so small the dude be crying :(

2. A teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories.

And it also has lot of protein! But Ryan Gosling is not convinced :(

1. There are 42 diffrent kinds of bacteria found on the penis. There's fewer if you're circumcised.

Great idea! That would help you to get rid of the smell.

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Anonymous
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They stink , society makes them out to seem like this great thing. Society worships the penis. Society forces all women to like penises and if your a woman that doesn't like penises your hated for it.
other things I didn't know
Men don't clean their penises all the time , nasty liquid comes out of it , the cum tastes awful , they strink in water , dick pics are awful many women don't like them. they move when their horny . Men don't have good cleaning habit when it comes to their penises. they are more likely to spread stds among people. People make them out to seem better than they actually are and they are not as great as people make them out to be.
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- blondfrog
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  and your saying the vagina doesn't stink? There are plenty of nasty smelling vagina's
- Opinion Owner
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  @blondfrog vaginas do but penises stink worse than vaginas but people make it out to be like vaginas are worse .
- WhatTheHellAmy
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  @blondfrog don't pay attention to this lol
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  Genitals doesn't smell good, but I surely love the taste and smell of both
- Opinion Owner
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  I'm already labeled bad because I said something bad about it just like I wrote they hate you if you don't like dick or if you don't say good things about it.
- WhatTheHellAmy
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  I respect your opinion, but I think you're wrong, penises and vaginas are both glorify.
- Opinion Owner
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  I think you're wrong because penis is glorifies in all society if vaginas were glorify why did a woman get arrested in Japan for making vagina figures?
- WhatTheHellAmy
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  In america everyone loves pussy...
- Opinion Owner
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  That's not true , y'all force people to like dick specially women.
- Xaviers
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  HAHAHA a lesbian is writing!
- Xaviers
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  *talking lol
- Transigence
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  How do you FORCE someone to like something? And wow. The STDs thing is bullshit. If you get one of those top 20% of men that the bottom 90% of women seem to be fucking, then yeah. Otherwise, I'd say your odds of picking up an STD are higher if you put it in a woman.
- joeblow123
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  I am a Special Investigator with Patriarchy Inc. You were told never to mention this again yet you chose to disobey that order. Why? We told you what to like so why don't you like it?
- joeblow123
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  @blondfrog Preach it brother preach it.

Most Helpful Guy

jacquesvol Master
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OOH!

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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  HAHAHAHAHAHA

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bridgetttthamilt Xper 4
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FYI Using a creme called Man1 Man Oil is a good move too. It is made just for penis skin issues and contains vitamins and proteins that repair and rejuvenate down there. I use it and my penis has never looked nor felt better. Real good stuff. Cheers.
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lindacalloway847 Xper 3
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Ya'll- You should use a penis health creme daily though.. these are multivitamin and protein cremes made just for the penis and improve its function, hygiene and much more... great for overall health down there. You can get one online. Hope this helps.
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simplyadorable Xper 6
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Hilarious great take! 2 in 1. haha!
the pics are awesome, especially ET! you nailed it alright! :))

42 bacteria? seriously? that made me scared.
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- DeltsBrah
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  The mouth has 200 bacteria. Don't kiss!
- simplyadorable
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  right! @DeltsBrah... I was just surprised that's all. That's why we clean ourselves, take a bath and brush teeth.
- DeezNutz33
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  And suck dick
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- JohnK123
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  Not all bacteria is bad 😂 but yeah crazy
jackmcmillin83 Xper 4
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y'all you should definitely try and order a bottle of Man1 Man Oil. It's not only the best way to keep your penis clean, fresh, smelling good, feeling good and performing the best it can be. Good luck.
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GirlsLie Yoda
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lol, I just can't stop laughing at the circumcised/uncircumcised picture. He looks so happy in that blanket.
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- JohnK123
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  Wow HAHAHA
ichot Xper 6
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Number 10.
-just wrong, it varies between people and as nothing dealing specifically with a penis.

Number 5.
-Wrong, there's MRI scene of a couple having sex. Youtube it. Literally "MRI scene of a couple having sex"
It isn't bent up as you claim.

Number 8
-At the cost of a couple thousand nerve endings... And I doubt there isn't a synthetic material that can repair burn victims more cost effectively and efficiently.

Number 1
-Though it is easier to clean a penis than to try cleaning a smelly vagina. Seems like you like making stabs at uncircumcised penises.
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- RachelBrigs
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  Its a fact though that more bacteria can build up on an uncircumcised penis. Its just a fact, not a jab at anyone. If you practice good hygiene there's no problem
txcountrygirl Xper 5
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Loved the little green tree!!
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posted Yoda
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Ryan Gosling doesn't eat anything.
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SilenRose Editor
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Lol, this was very interesting and informative. When you listed the things on circumcision I was like "Uh oh, prepare for the hate brigade to show up and focus only on that."
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  jhahahaha I know XD guys are so touchy
- joeblow123
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  @whatthehellamy Guys are touchy? What would happen if I yelled "Karen" multiple times?
dwarfgiraffe Xper 3
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That was really interesting 👍 I especially liked the stick figure with the giant penis flattening everyone😂😂😂
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- JohnK123
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  Hahahahaha
epiman94 Explorer
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Congratulations on becoming an editor!!!
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  Thaaanks ❤️❤️
- epiman94
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  Informational and hilarious take, too! :)
- WhatTheHellAmy
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  Haha thanks again!
TadCurious Master
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This would have been entertaining if it weren't for the anti-foreskin propaganda.
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  Oops, I did it again
- Transigence
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  Women don't give a shit.
Metlahaed Explorer
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I've been to that washroom. I have a pic of it in my phone cause it was funny. I am sure there are others like it, the one I saw was in the city center of Romania.
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  that's amazing hahaha I gotta go there before I die lol
zombiebabe Editor
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lol funny take!
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  thanks :D
ChocoLada Guru
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Wow, interesting, now I know why I don't like smokers ;)
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  hahaha XD well, I have a smoke fetish so...
- ChocoLada
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  But they are shorter ;)
- ChocoLada
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  Down under ;)
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  ... yeah.. but... I love the smell of cigarette :(
- ChocoLada
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  I know, but it's not healthy for you :P
- WhatTheHellAmy
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  we all die anyways XD
- ChocoLada
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  Tell that to Highlander ;)
  
  fatguywithglasses.files.wordpress.com/.../highlander.jpg
brain5000 Explorer
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If unused? Does that include masturbation?
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  I think so
redridinggirlTR Xper 5
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it never smells fishy... sometimes funny... but not fishy.
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- joeblow123
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  @redridinggirltr It's pussy that smells fishy.
KRUGEN Xper 5
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Damn! You so goid at this... I Think you should create something about vaginas too
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  It's done. Check my profile, go to myTakes and you'll see it.
Nik1hil Master
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I do not smoke! I am in one of those 399 guys. I will start soon! I don't want it to shrink
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ConsultantIsBack Editor
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HAHAHAHA omg this is MONEY. hahahahaha

Smoking/alcohol abuse also hurts dick health in staying hard, it's true.
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- WhatTheHellAmy
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  thanks XD haha
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