What did you think the first time you saw a real penis or vagina? Other than your own?

Question

What went through your mind as you looked at or touched it?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

wtf is that?! its so softttt!

now I'm addicted to penis! is so soft! its like baby skinn softt! I can rub my face on it all day long haha

and I didn't get how it was as ugly as guys said it was...they all tell me they hate it and it looks disguisting compared to a vagina

Loveatfirstsite · Accepted Answer

I was like "wow that is pretty…big. I am supposed to put it in my mouth?!" but when I touched it it was amazing, so soft and hard at the same time. Yum lol

selfishstars · Accepted Answer

"Awesome." Also, the first time I felt a penis, I was kind of surprised at how soft it was, like kind of "spongy" feeling.

toniethetiger · Accepted Answer

I wanted to jump for joy and sing the little mermaid song. HAAAAA! jk though I will say . That I was glad and awkward.

AlbinoBunny · Accepted Answer

Never really touched one. When I saw it I was like yummy. ;)

xperience · Answer

first time I saw a real vagina I was like can I taste it lol

PsychedelicZebra · Answer

"Sure am glad I'm not my sister."

yukiox · Answer

i haven't seen a penis but I've seen and touched another vagina...and my thoughts were "ew I'm glad mine doesn't look like that"

slyshea · Answer

I think I was like.."alrighty then".,but my friend cried when she saw one for the first time. lol

itsweird182 · Answer

First time I saw a vagina my only thoughts were I want my d*** in it. Sure enough my d*** was in it within 10 seconds, if that.

pandaninja · Answer

why the f*** is that a different color than the rest of her?

slipslender · Answer

"...how the hell can you bike?"

juice1 · Answer

I had the same feeling I get now. "Mission Accomplished"

snackeyg · Answer

Well for me it was at a strip club so I didn't think much of it. I could touch it or anything.

Anonymous · Answer

it was ugly lol

Anonymous · Answer

I thought "Oh. Weird. Wait wait wait. That goes INSIDE OF ME?!"

Anonymous · Answer

I was in shock and awe at the same time...

Anonymous · Answer

"Whoa, it's a lot less ugly than what I expected!" Seriously, elementary school diagrams do not do it justice.

Anonymous · Answer

Hahah I kno this going to sound wired bt I have nvr seen one lol bt I have touched one it's like soft and squishy lol and like I wanted to squeez it and like rub it lmao