What do guys use lotion for?

OK silly question...what do guys use lotion for? Found a travel size bottle of baby lotion in garbage tonight. Most guys won't use lotion. I question because I have found a condom missing recently (and we don't use them). Thoughts?
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  • I use lotion when my hands are dry (work around water, or cement, and they'll get very dry), and I put it on my hands and arms before I paint (which I'm doing right now) or work on my car. That way, paint or oil doesn't stick, and clean-up is easy.

    And, who keeps a numbered inventory of condoms? Obsess much?

    • I usually do. But only because I've dealt with a lot of bastards in the past.

    • Its a way of knowing if he cheated or not. If one is gone, then why would it be.

  • Masturbation. Especially if the guy is circumcised, but not just cut guys.

    If you have a sex toy, it may require lube or lotion (e.g. some types of fleshlight)

    If you're having a "posh wank".

    There's probably other non sexual reasons, but those would be the big 3 sex ones.

    • I am circumcised, and I have never needed any type of lotion. All the people who think that there is a lot of friction on the head of an uncircumcised penis are imbeciles. The skin on the shaft of the penis still moves you know, so your hand is rubbing directly against the head. By the way, when an UNcircumcised penis gets hard, the head is exposed also. This is a stupid argument.

    • Just because you don't use it for jerking off, doesn't mean millions of guys don't use it everyday for jerking off..

Most Helpful Girls

  • Me and the guy I'm seeing you lotion when doing hand jobs..also back rubs and boob massages...I actually gave him a bottle of lotion once lol

  • He could have dry hands, or crusty heels, or an "itch" to "scratch".

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  • Guys get ashy elbows too! There are a lot of guys that use lotion or cocoa butter.

    Then again there is the condom issue but if he was using the baby lotion to help

    him "cheat" I 'm sure he could have picked a better lubricant than that.

    • Let me guess. You are black?

    • Good guess, yes I am, but I've seen white people with ashy elbows and hands.

  • omg he's cheating...jk

    I am honestly puzzled

  • Masturbation...of course...(:(:(:

    • Yeah this would have been my guess too

  • Hahaha you can't be serious can you?

  • I'd worry more about the missing condom.

    • lol..Good One!^

  • Masturbation

  • I use it for masturbation, of course,

    Silly girl.