I mostly agree with your assessment Satvialover...with one exception...
I'm with ya...af fishy smell is NEVER good...I've suffered through a few of these sessions, when the pusssy was clean, but the girl simply had an unpleasant smelling vagina and it was not her fault...I call it "taking one for the team." At certain times during the month...after eating certain foods...if a girl is a smoker...or taking certain medications...these are all things that can adversely affect the smell/taste of a girl's pussy, even if it is crystal clean.
we may, however, disagree on the cologne. If its smells like perfume or cologne, my experience is that the girl is attempting to hide an odor by using a fragrance to mask the real smell of her pusssy...this rarely goes well as there is really no substitute for good ol' fashion personal hygiene ;-) And usually the combination of the perfume combined with the odor she is trying to hide...it usually just makes things worse.
My guess is that it could mean there's something really funky going on if she needs to fumigate her nether regions and that you should stay away. Or it could be a statement about taking pride in your natural smell. I've never heard the saying before, though. It could be just something some idiot made up because it rhymed but didn't make any real sense.
I guess because cologne isn't meant for eating.
And fish tastes great.
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It means if you smell perfume down there she is trying to cover up something odd down there. :P
not sure what it means but its a nasty saying! girls have a natural scent down there. I think its wonderful. I love how it smells... and tastes... and feels on my lips and tongue. doing this is such a nice feeling... for both the girl and the boy!
OK none of you get this joke popularized by stand up comedian Andrew Dice Clay in the 1980's. This joke was funny then because of the emergence of transvestite/ drag queens back then into mainstream society. "If it smells like fish, it's a dish, If it smells like trout eat it out, If it smells like cologne leave it alone!" He was big on x-rated rhymes like that. Check you tube for more research if you were not around back then. The things he said that were o. k. then would be booed today.
If you need the joke explained here it goes. "If it smells like fish, it's a dish, If it smells like trout eat it out" means that don't be put off by the smell, it's a woman, so who cares! "If it smells like cologne leave it alone!" means that it is a transvestite!
Of course, transvestites might not wear men's cologne, its a joke!
The most famous joke (form my recollection) was:
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty! That whore!
It was funny back in the '80s when I was a kid, so don't hold it to today's standards. If I heard it for the first time now, I probably wouldn't find it funny either.
To me, cologne most likely originates from someone else's lingerent scent, as you will. So if you smell cologne down there, she's probably taken?
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