What's your worst thing that happened to you during sex?

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  • Points for potential?...

    This girl used to babysit for me and my ex. My girl was bi and the girl was always curious. One night we came home a little drunk and started flirting which led to all of us in the bed together. At one point my girl is riding me and Monica is riding my face when her husband calls. We laughed hysterically as he left a message on the machine; but we weren't laughing so much when he showed up to pick her up half an hour later. Knowing she had to smell just like sex, I don't know how that didn't blow up in all of our faces. Last time that happened.

    • Serious props to you, man. Who knows how often an opportunity for a threesome like that comes around.

  • Getting the, "I probably should tell you I got herpes " talk after an amazing night.

    No, I didn't, but that's a period of uncertainty I can do without :0 !

    • Wow!!

Most Helpful Girls

  • what a question... oh man.

    I'd have to say the worst was with a younger guy- we had been drinking with a group of friends, and he kept asking if we could "do it", as if he was incapable of saying sex for fear of giggling. I finally caved after 30 mins of his begging. I kid you not, within 1 minute of starting, he finished. He kept saying "Oh my God, oh my God" out of embarrassment. He was a great kisser, but I can't believe that someone could finish that soon. I was less than thrilled...

  • The worst for me was the first hook up I ever had in college.

    This really hot guy asked me to come over one day after class and we hung out and it got later and one thing led to another, and first off he had such a small/thin penis I just didn't feel it, and then he just put the condom on and went... no foreplay.. nothing and then he proceeded to just hump like a rabbit for maybe ten minutes and that was it.

    It sucked, and what a shame.. he was so hot

  • We were going really fast and since the bad was shaking the end table right next to it was too... right when we started to orgasm together ... a glass of apple juice spilled all over my hair and part of my face. I started laughing but it wasn't all to enjoyable.

  • i HATE it when a guy tries to talk to you...CONSTANTLY..it would be nice if he said " does it feel good?" "do you want me to go harder, or softer"...not TALK!

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  • i started laughing hysterically and so I don't think he enjoyed it very much... haha it was horrible and I couldn't control myself. but we ended up dating for 7 months so I guess it wasn't THAT bad

    • You laughed hysterically at his performance in bed? wow, glad that never happened to me....but I guess women love a man that can make them laugh

    • No no... I was laughing hysterically before we even began to have sex. I stopped for a little and just had the giggles and then it sparked up again. yeah... not goood

  • It happend at a park in my car. The cops knocked on my car window. KINDA KILLED THE MOOd. =P

  • We were doing it and her ex boyfriend came in and he's sorts abusive and she reached for the bat got off and swung and hit me in the dick hurt so f***ing bad but she was great hah

  • Worst?

    My first time actually. My partner at the time was incredibly cocky and overconfident. Not only was she a horrible kisser, her lips seemed to suck my mouth like a vacuum giving me no room to breath, but she also insisted that she shouldn't give head as she had "no problem" in the past with getting her men to get it up. It was just a horrible experience by her egotistical attitude. She had been with 6 men previously so she believed so adamantly in her mind that she was "terrific".

    It was and still is my worst regret yet.

  • I went 2 hours with out having an orgasm. She was horrible at it

  • Got caught by the cops while having sex at a park 10pm at night in the pouring rain in the back of my car. He knew what was going on but he was super cool about it and told us to just leave. I was like can I defog my windows first? He goes "hahaha sure, have a good night".

  • Your mom walks in on the both of you getting it on and asks you what you two were doing and I tell my mom "Go get the camera and put this in the baby book!". True story.

    • NOOOO wayyy!!! lmao..

    • Lol wow!!!!

  • Okay, this is nasty. If you have a weak stomach, beware! lol

    One time while a girl was giving me head I asked her to deepthroat. I guess she had a small throat or something because when she tried it I felt the tip of my d*** poke something I had never felt before in my entire life. She had a bad gag reaction, and quickly snapped her jaw shut, biting my d***. It hurt really bad. On top of that, the gag reaction made her throw up, like when you poke your fingers at the back of your throat. So, I had teeth marks/cuts on my d***, and vomit all over the place. HUGE Turn Off.

  • The condom broke. I drank straight for 3 days. I don't want babies.

    • Yea though if you were pregnant you could have terminated it because alchol can cause serious damage

    • Thats like having an abortion but without having the psychological breakdown as much isn't it?

    • Not really the baby is sometimes not aborted and may have physical and/or mental damage

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  • He started texting... it was his mom and he was scared he was going to get in trouble...

  • My brother and his friends video taping it and putting it on Youtube

  • rape,

    but when it wasn't that, probably slipping in the shower having sex

    • Omg wow sry

  • it was dark.. and I put it in her bum :(

    • Couldn't tell the difference between the pink and the stink, huh?

    • It went really fast.. we were both super SUPER horny. needless to say, we were way too passionate that night

  • she couldn't get the condom on me, and this caused her to have a spasm of giggling.

    • Lol!