What should I do if I lied about my size?

So my girlfriend asked playfully asked me how big my penis was and I told her 6 inches. This was fine for awhile but now she thinks it would be fun to actually measure it. This would be fine except that my penis is only 4.5 inches! I don't want her to know this but she keeps asking. What should I do?
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  • Well the penis gets bigger in size when aroused, unless that 4.5 inches is your size when aroused then that sucks for you. If it does get bigger when it is aroused, just say "I think we had a misuderstanding, my penis is 6 inches when aroused and 4.5 when it isn't" omg you're in a tight situation :( don't lie about your penis size if it is your girlfriend. Or you can just continually stall and say excuses like "I can find my ruler" or just say something entertaining idk. Hopefully she would be understanding, I wouldn't though. I don't like it when guys lie about that stuff x)

    • yeah its 4.5 when hard

  • Either a. just keep avoiding her measuring it. Does she ask to do it literally every day or something? Otherwise maybe she will just forget about it in a little while. Or b. tell her the truth. The girls who have answered so far sound pretty mean but honestly if I was in this situation with my boyfriend and he 'confessed' his real size to me, it would by no means be grounds for breaking up or anything. I'd ask him why he lied and then just feel bad that he felt the need to lie, and then get on with my life. I don't love him for his d*** size lol I just love him.

  • Honestly she might get really mad and even go home and tell her

    Friends about how you lied about your D size,

    I been in the same exact situation, this guy told me that his 8 inches

    Turns out his only like 4! The biggest turn off ever not just that his small

    What makes it worse is that he lied ! Damn one of the worse situation

    I have ever been in, TRUST ME BOYS SIZD DOES MATTER ! DONT

    EVER LIE ABOUT UR SIZE!

    • holy f***! are you that retarded that you couldn't tell the difference between 4 and 8?

    • people on here really suck at reading

    • Shut the f*** up ! And RE read what I wrote

Most Helpful Guys

  • here's the thing, pal; you're f***ed.

    there is absolutely no way you can get alive out of this mess if she finds out you lied. can you imagine how embarrassed you'd be after she sees that you lied? my god. all that shame? it would kill you.

    a disaster.

    but, I have a solution in you. you need to get a fake measuring tool. there is no other solution. she can't find out the truth - at least not while you're together.

    • great new business idea "the d*** ruler" one real inch will be 1.5 on this device

  • Just ac bshful and embarrrassed, so she won't find out the real size until it's too late to get a tape measure. Boy are you in the soup; she'l never let you get over lying about it.

    The only way out is to break up so she'll never have a way to find out if it's true!

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  • Unless she physically measures your penis, she is not going to know the difference.

    Don't stress about it.

  • Just use the centimeter side of the ruler and you will wind up with 13inches then you can play it off like you were just being modest with your first statement.

  • Hahahahah WHY WOULD YOU LIE?! Just hope she doesn't get mad if she finds out.

  • hahahaha there is a BIG difference between 6 and 4.5. Let her measure and see the truth

  • Sounds like she might be on to you, because you rarely hear of a girl wanting to measure it.

    Anyways, at this point just tell her the truth. It is what it is. I'd just get her off big time and then tell her right after.

  • Next time you should flirtatiously say, "You can try and find out for yourself."

  • No different from women wearing push-up bras, wearing make-up, etc. I suggest not getting yourself into these positions because they are not fun. The most amusing part of this post is women saying to be honest. Women are anything, but honest. :)

  • Tell her you meant centimeters and not inches!

    • uh, centimeters are a bit smaller than inches

    • Duh!

    • Right, but when he tells her that he's only 4 cm... oh wait, I get it now :)

  • Sounds like some comedy movie lol but I mean I don't think it would matter much I mean you got a girl touching your penis.

  • Tell her the truth! Probably she will laugh of that!

  • Have you had sex? If she's been content with the size now then she shouldn't care that it's smaller. And the girls on here don't represent the majority of the population. They're making it a bigger deal than it is. Just say you must have measured wrong the last time or some sh*t. I don't know, she probably doesn't even care that much.

  • Shouldn't she know this already? Isn't she sucking and f*cking it?

  • hahahaha best question of the day

    hope you learned that its not a good idea to lie.

    maybe try hanging a dumbell from it

  • ill let you know how it will go down when she sees it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GET OUT OF HERE.

    just hope she doesn't tell her friends... or your friends

  • you shouldn't lie. you f***ed up now you have to deal with it. seriously 1.5 inches more than what you have...most girls suck at spatial things like that but I'm guessing any girl can tell that even if she didn't measure. maybe you can get surgery or try this

    https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=0XrZ3i__T5M



    thanks for making me feel a lot better

  • DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE!? All girls carry around emergency measuring devices to pin point guys who lie about their size! You are doomed!

    • No but we know generally how big our hands are and then can discreetly put our hands on it and use that to get a pretty accurate measurement.

    • Not always an accurate measuring tool, but I know the air is thinner up there in Canada =P

    • Lol... women know how big their hands are...

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