Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

Just a heads-up to ladies, this is mainly about male circumcision.

Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

Ever wondered why you're circumcised or not? Think it's completely normal and natural? THINK AGAIN!

While religious circumcision has been practiced in the Middle East for thousands of years, in the new world and Europe, it is relatively new. It all started in the 1800s when puritanical doctors invented and promoted it as a way to prevent people from committing their favorite sin: masturbating. The godfather of this wank-shaming was none other than [I'm not joking] the inventor of cornflakes, John Harvey Kellogg. He also used it as an excuse to sell his latest invention of flaked corn. And you know what he said we should have done to women? Smear carbolic acid on the clitoris. Thank god that one didn't catch on, like dick-docking did.

And as for female circumcision...their sex drive is low enough without us taking it away completely. Enough said.

"But circumcising doesn't keep me from jerking off," I can hear you say.

Yeah...and it's strange that Kellogg thought so. But it was a time of delusion. And since then, it has caught on because when babies are born from then on, you get asked if your son should be circumcised, you're like, "...Yeah. His should look like mine, right?" unaware of the lack of purpose and benefits of doing so.

Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

But the there is only one benefit, if any, of circumcision, and that is you last longer. But you feel little or nothing up until orgasm, because the foreskin contains half of the penile nerve endings and IT'S GONE!

"But isn't it cleaner?" In biblical times it probably did prevent infection, but since running water was invented, you could wash your willy. Hell, Listerine was originally a feminine product, but some of those work well for cleaning dicks (a hooker cleaned mine with Vagisil once before she went down on me.) And why would you need to cut off a piece of your body to keep it clean? You don't need to cut off your butt cheeks to keep your ass clean.

"But if you're not cut, girls will think your dick looks weird." ALL dicks look weird to girls. In the back of OUR minds we think all pussies look weird, too.{I think they look like swam monsters LOL]

So please reconsider circumcising your sons. They will most likely thank you in the future.

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  • i think there is a solid position against circumcision but most of your reasoning is based on antiquated notions that advocates of circumcision don't follow

    it is cleaner and less prone to infection. yes there is running hot water and those rates of infection are WAY down but all the science still says that it is easier to clean and thus chances of infection are far lower

    It reduces the risk of AIDs

    the risk of sensitivity issues are almost none in infant circumcision

    ... again there are solid arguments against circumcision but those about stopping masturbation or the "natural way" are antiquated and thus rendered fairly meaningless. far better anti-circumcision arguments should focus solely on the potential for trauma on an infant

    but as a circumcised male i thank my parents for doing so.

    • It doesn't reduce the risks of Aids. Another false narrative pushed by the establishment.

    • @Tony1974 haha. love it. you know more than the WHO, CDC, AMA, APA, NIH, etc. come on dude. they've done research for decades. how much research have you done? provide me with your evidence that it doesn't reduce the risk of AIDs

    • So tell me.. how does it reduce HIV infections? Seriously. Educate me.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I agree, it's a barbaric practice that should have died centuries ago.

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  • It's just a piece of skin. Time to worry about more important matters.

    • Apocrine Glands The Dartos Fascia, a smooth muscle sheath Dorsal Nerves Estrogen Receptors The Frenulum Immunoglobulin Antibodies Langerhans Cells Lymphatic Vessels Meissner’s Corpuscles The Ridged Band Several feet of blood vessels So much #MoreThanSkin

  • I only consider circumcision horrible to do to children as they aren't consenting to what I see as trauma. I don't find circumcision pointless as I find circumcised dicks more appealing than uncircumcised ones and I rule out uncircumcised dicks.

    No need to tell me to reconsider circumcising my sons as I won't be having sons.

    • "I won't be having sons." how's that going to work? You don't get to choose the sex of the baby unless you adopt

    • @FallOutBoy2001 Actually with in vitro I can choose the sex. Or one could do the get pregnant and abort until it's girl route.

    • Hadn't thought of in vitro, but the abortion thing crossed my mind. Are you actually going to abort a bunch of males simply because you don't want a son? What's so bad about sons?

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  • Its sick to butcher a young babies genitals

  • I respectfully disagree. I thank my parents for circumcising me.

  • I feel bad for guys that undergo this, makes me cringe thinking about it.

  • I am not sure of the solution maybe leave male children until they are adults then they can decide whether or not they get circumcised.

  • I agree 100%, Circumcision is one of the worst customs in history of man kind. Very good Take.

  • A) I'm circumcising my kid (I fucking hate religion)
    B) I feel everything before orgasm too.
    C) comparing male and female circumcision as equal is the most dumb fuck thing in the history of dumb fuck things and I just want to throw the heaviest anatomy textbook at your head to remind you of this fact.

  • I am so glad, that I kept my foreskin. :) Not, that I had a choice but I still am.

    www.veriforcetactical.com/.../S126-556-3.jpg

    Circumcision is simply sadistic and using religion as an argument is just as inhuman.
    Let adults choose to be circumcised or not BUT NEVER TO PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!!

  • But my dick looks nicer and bigger.

  • You're vile for wanting to killing a life you created because it is a male; just as bad as the Chinese killing all those girls. IF you men are such a problem, why don't you have some sons and fix the problem? Children are the one way we have a chance to have a lasting impact and change our world for the good.. or bad depending what you do with them.

  • pGood post

  • vagisil is an exellent product to clean your penis with. since the vagina and penis are made up of the same kind of cells, i dont see why it would not work on a penis but it would on a vagina.

    now how is dickisil for a name to sell the product to men?

  • honestly thought you where gonna bash the bible without reading it like most people

    so circumcision doesn't matter to me
    its between me and the mother

  • There's still a legitimate purpose for circumcision, to prevent infection. If boys don't wash under the foreskin, it can get infected; and in most cases, treatment may involve (that's right) surgically removing the foreskin.

  • these industrialized nations are listed from best to worst in healthcare.

    Switzerland (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Sweden (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Germany (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes) <has tried to ban infant circumcision>

    Canada (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Netherlands (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)<has tried to ban infant circumcision>

    Australia (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Norway (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    France (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Japan (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Spain
    (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Finland (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)<currently trying to ban it>

    United Kingdom (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    Denmark (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)<tried to ban infant circumcision>

    Austria (don't circumcise babies for preventive purposes)

    USA (cuts 3,000 babies a day for preventative purposes) over 100 circumcisions have to be done to prevent one uti that is easily treated with antibiotics. For every one uti prevented there are two circumcision complications. 6-12 baby boys have significant acute complications a day. That's 2,190-4,380 complications a year from an elective cosmetic surgery, it's not even counting the many cases in which complications don't become apparent until puberty. Infant circumcision is modern snake oil and everyone outside America knows that.

  • Sorry but foreskin just looks gross

    • But like I said, girls think all dicks look gross, right? We think puddytats look gross, but we still practically worship them LOL

    • Never heard a guy say a puussy looks gross. But they were probably afraid of being called gay

    • It's only when where soft that it actually looks different are the guys your with normally soft when you have sex?

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  • I really don't care if a man is cut/uncut. It's better to be natural