Just a heads-up to ladies, this is mainly about male circumcision.
Ever wondered why you're circumcised or not? Think it's completely normal and natural? THINK AGAIN!
While religious circumcision has been practiced in the Middle East for thousands of years, in the new world and Europe, it is relatively new. It all started in the 1800s when puritanical doctors invented and promoted it as a way to prevent people from committing their favorite sin: masturbating. The godfather of this wank-shaming was none other than [I'm not joking] the inventor of cornflakes, John Harvey Kellogg. He also used it as an excuse to sell his latest invention of flaked corn. And you know what he said we should have done to women? Smear carbolic acid on the clitoris. Thank god that one didn't catch on, like dick-docking did.
And as for female circumcision...their sex drive is low enough without us taking it away completely. Enough said.
"But circumcising doesn't keep me from jerking off," I can hear you say.
Yeah...and it's strange that Kellogg thought so. But it was a time of delusion. And since then, it has caught on because when babies are born from then on, you get asked if your son should be circumcised, you're like, "...Yeah. His should look like mine, right?" unaware of the lack of purpose and benefits of doing so.
But the there is only one benefit, if any, of circumcision, and that is you last longer. But you feel little or nothing up until orgasm, because the foreskin contains half of the penile nerve endings and IT'S GONE!
"But isn't it cleaner?" In biblical times it probably did prevent infection, but since running water was invented, you could wash your willy. Hell, Listerine was originally a feminine product, but some of those work well for cleaning dicks (a hooker cleaned mine with Vagisil once before she went down on me.) And why would you need to cut off a piece of your body to keep it clean? You don't need to cut off your butt cheeks to keep your ass clean.
"But if you're not cut, girls will think your dick looks weird." ALL dicks look weird to girls. In the back of OUR minds we think all pussies look weird, too.{I think they look like swam monsters LOL]
So please reconsider circumcising your sons. They will most likely thank you in the future.
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