Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

Just a heads-up to ladies, this is mainly about male circumcision.

Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

Ever wondered why you're circumcised or not? Think it's completely normal and natural? THINK AGAIN!

While religious circumcision has been practiced in the Middle East for thousands of years, in the new world and Europe, it is relatively new. It all started in the 1800s when puritanical doctors invented and promoted it as a way to prevent people from committing their favorite sin: masturbating. The godfather of this wank-shaming was none other than [I'm not joking] the inventor of cornflakes, John Harvey Kellogg. He also used it as an excuse to sell his latest invention of flaked corn. And you know what he said we should have done to women? Smear carbolic acid on the clitoris. Thank god that one didn't catch on, like dick-docking did.

And as for female circumcision...their sex drive is low enough without us taking it away completely. Enough said.

"But circumcising doesn't keep me from jerking off," I can hear you say.

Yeah...and it's strange that Kellogg thought so. But it was a time of delusion. And since then, it has caught on because when babies are born from then on, you get asked if your son should be circumcised, you're like, "...Yeah. His should look like mine, right?" unaware of the lack of purpose and benefits of doing so.

Why Circumcision Is Pointless and Horrible

But the there is only one benefit, if any, of circumcision, and that is you last longer. But you feel little or nothing up until orgasm, because the foreskin contains half of the penile nerve endings and IT'S GONE!

"But isn't it cleaner?" In biblical times it probably did prevent infection, but since running water was invented, you could wash your willy. Hell, Listerine was originally a feminine product, but some of those work well for cleaning dicks (a hooker cleaned mine with Vagisil once before she went down on me.) And why would you need to cut off a piece of your body to keep it clean? You don't need to cut off your butt cheeks to keep your ass clean.

"But if you're not cut, girls will think your dick looks weird." ALL dicks look weird to girls. In the back of OUR minds we think all pussies look weird, too.{I think they look like swam monsters LOL]

So please reconsider circumcising your sons. They will most likely thank you in the future.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • i think there is a solid position against circumcision but most of your reasoning is based on antiquated notions that advocates of circumcision don't follow

    it is cleaner and less prone to infection. yes there is running hot water and those rates of infection are WAY down but all the science still says that it is easier to clean and thus chances of infection are far lower

    It reduces the risk of AIDs

    the risk of sensitivity issues are almost none in infant circumcision

    ... again there are solid arguments against circumcision but those about stopping masturbation or the "natural way" are antiquated and thus rendered fairly meaningless. far better anti-circumcision arguments should focus solely on the potential for trauma on an infant

    but as a circumcised male i thank my parents for doing so.

    • It doesn't reduce the risks of Aids. Another false narrative pushed by the establishment.

    • @Tony1974 haha. love it. you know more than the WHO, CDC, AMA, APA, NIH, etc. come on dude. they've done research for decades. how much research have you done? provide me with your evidence that it doesn't reduce the risk of AIDs

    • So tell me.. how does it reduce HIV infections? Seriously. Educate me.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I agree, it's a barbaric practice that should have died centuries ago.

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  • It's just a piece of skin. Time to worry about more important matters.

    • Apocrine Glands The Dartos Fascia, a smooth muscle sheath Dorsal Nerves Estrogen Receptors The Frenulum Immunoglobulin Antibodies Langerhans Cells Lymphatic Vessels Meissner’s Corpuscles The Ridged Band Several feet of blood vessels So much #MoreThanSkin

  • I only consider circumcision horrible to do to children as they aren't consenting to what I see as trauma. I don't find circumcision pointless as I find circumcised dicks more appealing than uncircumcised ones and I rule out uncircumcised dicks.

    No need to tell me to reconsider circumcising my sons as I won't be having sons.

    • "I won't be having sons." how's that going to work? You don't get to choose the sex of the baby unless you adopt

    • @FallOutBoy2001 Actually with in vitro I can choose the sex. Or one could do the get pregnant and abort until it's girl route.

    • Hadn't thought of in vitro, but the abortion thing crossed my mind. Are you actually going to abort a bunch of males simply because you don't want a son? What's so bad about sons?

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  • Its sick to butcher a young babies genitals

  • I respectfully disagree. I thank my parents for circumcising me.

  • I feel bad for guys that undergo this, makes me cringe thinking about it.