Why did his **** not feel real?

[Anonymous]

I had sex with this guy for the first time. It was very strange. His penis did not feel real at all. It felt extremely hard (solid like a rock) and like plastic. If you were to detach his manhood and throw it at me from a distance, I would be injured (no joke, that's how unreal it felt). Before sex, he asked me if I liked toys. And when I came out of the bathroom he had a condom on and he was ready to go. He stayed in his jeans the entire time with just with his manhood sticking out. I wonder if he was wearing a fake penis. How can a real d*** feel like this? It felt like I brought a really bad dildo from the 99 cent store. Someone please explain.

[sarcasticbella]

when you looked at it, did it look real? It sounds like it was fake but that would be an extremely strange thing for him to do instead of have sex with you himself. Maybe he's insecure about his size or it was his fantasy to do that. I've seen that scene play out in a movie before where the guy was actually a woman, could he have been transgender?

[Asker]

He looked way too much like a man, so I couldn't even imagine that although I know it is possible. It did look real and it looked like it was a part of him. Its just the feeling felt so rubbery, hard, and uncomfortable.

[Asker]

And why would he ask me if I am clean. only to use a fake dildo?

[sarcasticbella]

thats also strange. Is he your boyfriend, do you pla to see him again? If so I think you should just be up front and ask him. Don't make him feel bad in case it was real but let him know you think his behavior was unusual and made you uncomfortable.

[Asker]

No, he isn't my boyfriend. He was just a night of fun. The most that will come out of this is fwb. Thanks for the advice. I just can't imagine his penis being real. Its the strangest thing I've ever felt ;\

[sarcasticbella]

if that's all he is then I wouldn't even bother. You could find someone less strange. Anyway good luck.

[Asker]

Im giving me and him hope I guess. I'm hoping things won't be so weird if there is a next time. Because I don't just like to do a guy and leave. But based on how things went last night, mayb giving hope is a bad thing. Ty for your help.

[AD5866]

omg this is freaking hilarious. the questions, answers, everything, lmfao.

but you should just get him naked to see if its real. omfg this is so hilarious.

[Asker]

:o :\

[AD5866]

lol please tell us when you find out if its real or not.

[septimus]

o.O so...strange... as other users have said, he might be transsexual.

[KERMlT]

99 cent store sells dildos? o.O

Maybe he took a little blue pill and that made it freakishly hard. You could have offered to suck it and cup his balls. But why would you be with someone who you haven't seen naked first? I would have said that it is weird if he keeps his pants on. That stuff you see in p*rnos that doesn't seem right.

[Asker]

Didnt say that. Just implying how cheap it felt. I couldn't even see his balls because his pants were still partially zipped. It was weird. It was like he didn't feel comfortable taking them off.

[KERMlT]

And you didn't feel comfortable with this situation. So why did you let it continue? You should have been like "FREEZE!" and ask him why his pants are still on.

[Asker]

He was overweight so I thought he might be insecure because of that.

[Anonymous]

Well did he come or act like he came? If he did you should have been able to see or feel it go soft shortly after. With a condom it's not going to feel real that's why people are so tempted not to use condoms even when they should.

[Asker]

Well, I know he liked me riding him because he was making expressions. But he pretty much took it out at some point and put it back in his pants. And I was like "You good?" and he was like yes.

[Aloneinthedark]

Uh oh, might be a trans

[Konnour]

Maybe it was not his but hers.

[heywat]

^^my thoughts!

[kenrs64]

It sounds like a hollow dildo strap on used for enlargement. He is probably hung like a light switch!

[Anonymous]

maybe it was a woman who was pretending to be a man, like in that movie with with hilary swank.

[Anonymous]

i think your dating a transexual! you need to sit him down and have a real talk!

[Anonymous]

What? He had a rubber d***y? Lmao

[Anonymous]

Entirely possible it was fake given that description. Doesn't sound like you enjoyed it too much either. Don't sweat it.

[Asker]

Y would a man use a fake penis and attach it to himself? if he already has one.

[Opinion Owner]

I don't know. Why would a guy with a real penis not take off his pants to f*ck you?

[Asker]

I don't know. That's why I found this odd. I'm kind of scared to ask if his penis was real or not.

[Asker]

So technically I didn't have sex with him. I had sex with a dildo.

[Opinion Owner]

This is pretty easy to resolve. Just see him again and get him naked. Tell him you want to suck his d*ck. You should be able to tell if it's real or not when you have bare c*ck in your mouth.

[Asker]

True. Should I do that or blatantly just ask him?

[Opinion Owner]

You don't really need to ask. When you're making out, just put your hand in his pants and start rubbing his c0ck. Then work your way down and start sucking on it. I don't think a girl has ever asked to give me a blow job.