Why did she slap my bum?!

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Okay I was just laying in a field with my girlfriend and all the sudden she slaps my bum. I look at her like, WTF and all she does is look at me like, what did I do? SO WTF I really hope it wasn't meaningful Because most girls that I know of think aboutsex. and I'm friken 18. so what should I say to her, and did she mean it to hurt me? Because it really hurt physically and emotionally!

[DeeKayCal]

Youngsters. Lol! Hey man, its just a love tap...kinda like pinching a cute kids cheek. A kid getting his cheek pinched might actually hurt him but you know its all love and not intentional. Same with a girl slapping your butt. It's a way of saying that she adores you and she wants your attention all wrapped into one. I know how you feel though man but trust, its all love. Next time pinch her ass or t*ts in a joking way and say that's what's going to happen next time she slaps your ass. lol

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

I feel harassed.

[Anonymous]

What exactly are you worried about? she just slapped your butt, means she's playful and she likes you, no biggie, happens sometimes, and if she wants sex just dig that bitch, oh one more thing, no offense, but stop acting like a girl, from the way you put it, it sounds like a girl who got spanked and she's worried about getting raped, seriously brah, I can't believe you made such a big deal out of this lol, chilax.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Stfu.

[Opinion Owner]

What? I'm just stating a fact and trying to help you out, and that's what I get? a stfu?

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

You said stop acting like a girl, are you a sexist little fa-ggot?

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao, you got mental issues bro, should've known once I read your sh*tty topic, and yeah, you're acting like a girl, a woman slapped your ass and then you go on the internet to troll about it, if I was you I'd slap her back in the butt and get over it, but since you're such a little wanker you made a big deal out of it, get your sh*t straight retard, you're made of pure bullsh*t.

[Anonymous]

LOL, slapping a guy's bum, pretty weird, maybe she wants sex, but why freak out? you're a guy, so it's not such a big deal, but it would be if you were a girl, I mean, you know, BUTTSEX.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Butt sex?

[Opinion Owner]

Yea, it's when you grab your 4 inch c0ck and stick it up your girlfriend's booty hole, then you start pushing in and out? You no kno dat?

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

It didn't seem to make sense with the rest of what you wrote.

[Opinion Owner]

lol ok?

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

I feel sexually abused. I didn't give consent.

[Opinion Owner]

Chill out bro, just because she touched your butt doesn't mean sh*t, Like I said, YOU'RE A MALE, so it's not a big deal, but things would be different if you were a female, got my point?

[iFiesta]

Bitch be trollin'

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Sexual harassment's OK to men then? Sexist bitch.

[Opinion Owner]

how is that sexual harrasment? lmao I'd call it sexual harrasment if you touched her butt, but like I said, since you're a guy you really don't have anything to worry about, you're overreacting bro, really.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

No, you're being sexist.

[Opinion Owner]

And you're being a close minded ghayfhag, seriously, get over it.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Maybe I should grab your t*ts? If you report it you're just being closed minded. Idiot.

[AmberAmazes]

I think "bum" is such a funny word, I have to doubt she's after your ass though because that just seems odd.

[teddyluvbear]

why would she be after his ass? wtf?

[farkit]

What teddy said.

[AmberAmazes]

Thats what he sounded like he was implying when he said "Most girls that I HAVE dated have always been more attracted to my bum than ME"

[teddyluvbear]

See the question is, why and what kind of girl would get attracted to an ASS, A BUTT FFS, he maybe just trolling, which is obvious, I mean really, this question is just dumb.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

' he maybe just trolling, which is obvious, I mean really, this question is just dumb. ' Maybe just trolling... which is obvious? You obviously don't know what obvious means...

[teddyluvbear]

What's obvious is you're a closeminded ghayfhag, and the proof is, she touched your bum and now you're thinking "OMG SHE SLAPED MY ASS NOW SHE'S GONNA RAPE MY BUTT BECAUSE IM JUST A GIRLY FHAGGOT AND I LIKE CRYING ABOUT IT ON THE NET".

[AmberAmazes]

Hey I was pretty nice!

[tc1125]

lol a bit over dramatic?!?!

she was probably just being playful, relax.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

I might ask her about it, then think more about what he said before suggesting a breakup. Most girls that I HAVE dated have always been more attracted to my bum than ME... so I hope I can get an answer outta her.

[tc1125]

are you actually seriously thinking of breaking up with her because she slapped your bum?

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

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[cmpunk]

That's pure fhaggotry there, I don't get why you're concered about such a dumb move? oh well if you're that worried, grab a 10 inch stick, and stick it right up her butt.

p.s, she'll most likely end up liking it, try getting the stick a bit sharper.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

How about I stick it up your ass.

[cmpunk]

1- That's a proof you're a phaggot. 2- You obviously got violated as a kid. 3- Go ahead, try that and see what happens. 4- Not like you can. 5- Get a life, Ghayminded little f-aggot. P.S don't forget to cover your butt when you see that girl, who knows, this time she slaped it, so god knows what she'll do next time, hahahahahahahahah, little tard.

[Taylorvxx]

It’s probably just a playful slap on the ass, I do it with most of my friends, but if you’re not comfortable with it then you should tell her that.

[Anonymous]

Dude, she's your girlfriend. If you have a problem with it, then go to her and explain how you feel. If it was a co-worker, then file a sexual lawsuit.

[Anonymous]

@Update

Cold hearted? Dude seriously, you're making a big deal outta this sh*t, why would you feel harrassed by that? ffs, it's different if a girl got slaped in the butt, apparently it's meaningful, please stop the f-aggotry.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

You realize this didn't happen? Shows that if a guy gets sexually harassed you just won't give a sh*t though, rapist.

[Opinion Owner]

Wtf are you talking about? Really, you make no sh*tty sense, make up your f***ing mind up and try to be logic, once again, Stop the f-aggotry, you h0m0.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Sorry for being a homo, anon rapist.

[Opinion Owner]

Rapist? nono, according to you, your girlfriend is the rapist, ha ha after all she slapped your butt and you're scared and crying on the net about it LOL run brah run, she's planning to do something to you HAHAHAHAH

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Lol, that didn't really happen, in case you didn't realise. Read the updates. ~Fail

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, so basically you were just trolling for attention? Wow, I'm starting to think you actually enjoy being spanked in the ass, H0m0.

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

You're just an anon troll bro, the most cowardly troll of all.

[Opinion Owner]

And you're just an immature brain-dammaged copy cat who calls other people troll while he's the troll of trolls LOL

[SayHelloToMyAfro]

Bossin' troll of troll bro, Showing you up at the same time too.

[Opinion Owner]

dayum rite little tard, you're the core of trolling hahahaha