Would you ratherrrr... get kicked in the nuts OR! have blue balls?

[HiLilly]

[Prankster13]

Kicked in the nuts.

Because I'm not living alone right now. And I don't want blue balls with my sister in the next room reading to her 3 year olds. And my parents across the hall. And no lock on my door.

[HiLilly]

Oooh that sucks!

[Prankster13]

Yeah. I would not want blue balls..

[FlyingSpatula]

I'd rather get kicked in the nuts. The pain is unbelievable but it goes away. The blue balling lasts awhile and it's just agony.

When i say blue balling, i mean you have a boner and can't get rid of it.

[HiLilly]

Aren’t afraid of getting kicked though?

[FlyingSpatula]

Of course i am. But blue balling is uncomfortable. Depends how hard the kick is. The longest i remember the pain lasting was ~12 minutes. And that was a really hard kick. Rock Paper Scissors was never the same.

[HiLilly]

Rock Paper Scissors?

[FlyingSpatula]

If you lose you get kicked in the balls. We were blindfolded so we didn't know if we won or not. It was pretty nerve wracking.

[HiLilly]

Why would a guy agree to that? Lol

[FlyingSpatula]

College is a fun place... Also, alcohol. But I'd still rather be kicked than blue-balled.

[FlyingSpatula]

So in other words, I'd rather yelp in pain than grit my teeth in agony.

[HiLilly]

I see. Make sense

[sweetannied]

obviously my opinion count for less in this topic, but I can deduce from what I've been told when people tried to describe blueballs to me. From what I understand it's quite like the pain after getting kicked there (but not very hard, that I concluded by the difference in reaction).
so blueballs is better, because you don't have the pain of the impact, and if you're kicked you might be kicked hard, which is presumably worse. Also, getting blueballs means you at least got some action beforehand.

[holograph]

One of those conditions is real, and the other is made up bullshit guys say to try to convince you to have sex with them.

[Cyber_Ghost]

Well, if you read my profile, I think you will know the answer to that question.

[mobligator]

If it was a sexy girl and I had a hard-on & was jerking off, I'd let her kick me in the balls to see if I felt like jerking of after she kicked me or how long the pain would keep me from jerking off. The pain can be so excruciating it can put down a man for quite a while but I never tried it with a hard on or while jerking off so I would like to try it.

[markscott]

Definitely blue balls. Getting kicked in the balls is much more painful.

[bubbatxman]

Are those the choices? If the girl in the picture is kicking and I get an “apology” afterwards sure...

[HiLilly]

Sure you get an apology

[Joshy651]

Blue balls for me.

[HiLilly]

No relief for a week tho.

[Joshy651]

Ok. A week is nothing

[JohnAlaska43]

Blue Balls is easily fixed a ruptured ball may never get fixed.

[Mexicoman101]

Blue balls are more of a dull meandering pain and getting kicked in the nuts is a severe sudden pain.

It would have to depend on how long the blue balls last.

[HiLilly]

Let’s say no relief for a week?

[Mexicoman101]

Kicked in the fucking nuts, easy.

[HiLilly]

Hmm. That’s nuts lol I’m a girl and I’m scared to get kick !

[Mexicoman101]

Getting kicked in the nuts doesn't matter after an hour usually.

[HiLilly]

Seems like you’ve been though some things haha

[vampireelf]

Can i get both? 😊

[podski111]

Blue balls for me thanks!

[HiLilly]

What about no relief for a week?

[podski111]

I prefer that to a boot in the balls. A girl did that to me once and my left testicle went like an orange. After a week off, the load could be rather exceptional

[HiLilly]

make sense. If you have that will power

[podski111]

Would I be allowed to edge?

[HiLilly]

hmm.. wouldnn't that make things worse?

[FunkyMonkee]

Blue balls. At least it doesn't hurt anywhere NEAR as bad and you get over it rather quickly.

[thatguyfromtoronto]

If I color my balls blue, how long will it take for the color to go away?

[wubbalubba_dubdub]

How about not having balls at all? I think that would be great !

[Debussy2691]

If someone kicks you in the nuts it is being done TO you and likely you will have little or no control; blue balls is something you have control over. And TBH having been kicked in the nuts, I prefer the dull ache of blue balls...

[LegateLanius]

Mine are already blue

[HiLilly]

Umm.. so get kicked?

[LegateLanius]

no. that hurts

[HiLilly]

Poor fella

[Deathraider]

Kicked in the balls. Get it over with.

[HiLilly]

Take it like a man

[Deathraider]

Besides, my sister pretty savage and kicked me there a lot as a kid. So I can handle it.

[HiLilly]

Dang! Girl power eh

[Deathraider]

No. She's just like that to everyone in general.

[Steve37]

Definitely blue balls.

[xxxx9i]

There is nothing worce than having blue balls!

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Blue balls! I'm used to the pain since I experience something worse than that but it's not worse than being kicked tho.

[NightOwl8801]

Blue balls for sure

[HiLilly]

Even with no relief?

[NightOwl8801]

Yes , at some point I can take care of that. Plus at some point I would like to have kids

[HiLilly]

Let’s say no relief for a week.

[NightOwl8801]

I can handle that or longer

[HiLilly]

Rare breed you are sir

[NightOwl8801]

I try , If I can't handle it I sometimes get off a couple times a week but I'm complacent with once a week

[Hunterb]

Kick

[HiLilly]

Really? Not scared?

[Hunterb]

Nope

[HiLilly]

You must have no balls or balls for getting kicked? Haha the paradox.. happy I’m a girl?

[Hunterb]

Get it over with and done or suffer I choose to get it over with

[HiLilly]

Smart man

[Hunterb]

Do you have a fetish for bringing down the pain?

[HiLilly]

Nope just wanted to see what guys pick

[Hunterb]

Oh ok

[name_is_eric]

Kick, a few squats relieve the pain.

[HiLilly]

Interesting.. you guys always surprise me with your answers lol

[Nandor]

Blue balls

[HiLilly]

Even with no relief?

[Nandor]

You dont know how it feels to get kicked in the balld

[Nandor]

Balls*

[HiLilly]

I would think the pain would subside is better? rather than having a prolong feeling of blue balls

[Nandor]

Does it metter if you dont get any sex either way?

[HiLilly]

Just wanted to know what guys would pick of the two evils 😂.

[Nandor]

You are evil smh

[HiLilly]

No I am not. I am a princess

[Nandor]

Im sure you are. I won't genuflect for you though

[HiLilly]

If I threatened your balls you will 😈 guess I am evil

[Nandor]

I would run and all the swat on you lom

[Nandor]

Lol*

[esotericstory]

Blue balls because that way my fertility won't be damaged.

[BOUNTYGUY9]

nope

[HiLilly]

None of the above?

[BOUNTYGUY9]

l had an operation on mine and its no fun

[Jingle-Balls]

Why not both? Getting kicked to blue balls feels much less painful than not, in my opinion/personal experience at least lol

[Seppelson]

I prefer blue balls, because I don't think it's existing

[rapfan107]

Blue balls you just have to bust a knot and the pain goes and if you ever been kicked in the balls that pain it's excruciating

[joe_3885]

Much rather blue balls, getting kicked hurstss

[blueballs2kick]

My hot little roommate keeps my balls very blue. I love her for it. She's only playfully kicked my balls so far. I'm dreading when she decides to start kicking them harder.

[Anonymous]

Kicked in the balls