... and after I was done, she walked funny

Question

I have heard many guys boast about what they have done or would like to do to a female sexually and how afterward she wouldn't be able to walk right for a day or more. Personally, I always attributed this to male ego and macho behavior, but I am curious if any of you has actually experienced it. Have you been on the receiving end of sex that left you "walking funny?" What exactly caused this -- first time, new or different acts, several times in one day, or what? Was it a result of vaginal or anal sex?

Buckminsterfuller · Accepted Answer

In one word: Yes. But its prob. not the reason that guys are hoping for. Sometimes when you have sex for a prolonged period of time esp. in diff and crazy positions a girls legs get stretched out and doubled over to the point where it hurts but you don't really feel it in the heat of the moment. When you've both finished it can leave you with "dead legs" lol that are a bit wobbly if you stand up right away and try walking...

But its def. not the guy fantasy scenario of a girl walking around like a wounded gazelle for days on end because he was just that good.

princess_amanda · Accepted Answer

Yes it has happend to me before. I usually like for a guy to give it to me hard. So this guy and I were doing it doggy style and I told him to go harder and that's exactly what he done. So the next day my vagina hurt so bad I was sitting/walking funny lol way to make it obvious,& my inner thighs hurt like a bitch. But the sex was so amazing(;

avella_Dec · Accepted Answer

Oh yeah. Even at my age, sometimes after multiple orgasms, my body responds by shaking or some weakness but still makes me crave more, because the feeling that runs through your being is that intense. And vaginal is all it takes... then reciprocation is ...

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

Many, many times I've given girls multiple orgasms and afterward, they twitch and shudder and can't stand or walk.  Quite a few times I've had to help them to the bathroom or whatever.  And sometimes if you have a 2-day marathon, or if you have sex after a lengthy absense, she will be sore and have trouble walking as a result.  So, yes, it's very possible.

l-hedoniste · Accepted Answer

She can get just simple muscle pulls and joint aches if you keep her in an unusual position for too long--especially if (GIRLS) she bites off more than she can chew flexibility-wise and/or doesn't stretch.

saphirasilverwings · Answer

I've never really "walked funny" but sometimes I feel very floppy and have a hard time getting up. Often I shake for a while afterward or get extra emotional or even cry (not necessarily a great thing).

RedheadGoddess · Answer

the only time I walk funny after sex is if it lasts for a long ass time and I was on top most of the time. It's not because my vagina hurts, but because my thighs just got a couple hours of a work out. And the first time I tried anal I didn't walk quite right afterward because it was my first time and it hurt like a bitch haha

Screamo-Lu · Answer

Hard sex makes my inner thighs sore. Always. But I've gotten good at covering it up. :)

Alanaaa · Answer

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahah .

sunmonster · Answer

Whenever I make my girl orgasm, she always has trouble walking.

olylowlife · Answer

I walk funny after quality sex hahah, my legs are really weak and wobbly and I usually walk really oddly.

BayAreaDiva · Answer

If my partner is well endowed, if it's been a while since my last sexcapade and/or we did some Marathon loving. Either or all of the above. I believe its from the friction whether lubed well or not and the positions. Sometimes its the way your pelvis and or legs are during the fun activity. And vaginal for me only,  thank you!