And of course not all guys are liars...got some pretty honest guys out there.
(Shout out to my fiance!) but let's be real ladies I know you heard at least one of these lies before lol. & Guys be honest I know you told at least one of these lies before if not good for you! lol
Add more to the list ladies I know I missed a few lmao!!
I find it amusing how the same take would be flooded by girls saying how the guy is bitter - but if its a girl writing its all ok.
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666threesixes666Xper 6
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I don't ever lie about any of that stuff, but I'm not saying other guys don't.
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AlomoSjXper 2
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Oh well, at least i'm not like this with my girl. I love her and tell her the truth
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Twix005
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cool.. cool... cool =)
lv4lvYoda
+1 y
Swap penis for boobs and you can flip all of this.
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Righttobeararms83Explorer
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The most common ones are "no your not fat" or "yes/no your butt is/not big" or "no your not wide down there" lol
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Twix005
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lol well o... k XDD
MrShinyPantsXper 7
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To be honest i dont see the point in lying about those things, or anything else really, all itd do is create chaos and pain and unnecessary drama by lying, plus lying is a sin, the only time id lie, is to protect someones feelings even then it wouldn't be a full lie, itd be just part of the truth with the rest hidden, but only if itd hurt them telling the full, not something important, but like minor stuff
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MakeShiftThugXper 6
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media.giphy.com/media/Cb84nvuZfcXFS/giphy.gif I sigh in anguish as the abhorrent actions of deluded fools tarnish the nobility and eminence of others. Deception, blinds your perception.
I speak on behalf of myself but if I were to say each one of these points to a woman ( not sure about 8 & 9 ), I would not be in a state of falsehood.
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Twix005
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Women lie too don't get me wrong... you should make a take about it. lol
MakeShiftThug
+1 y
Na fam. if both men and women lie, it wouldn't be fair to just make a take on just women. Also we can just conclude that both men and women lie and that it's wrong.
NotTheFBIXper 7
+1 y
*Looks at number 8... unzips pants* :v I ain't afraid of relationships... don't care about lying because well... truth for life... Although once in a blue moon I may tell a lie... to troll someone for the lols... Most of the above pretty much the same, don't do them... but on the other hand... I'm kinda old-fashioned so there's that :v
P. S. I don't give a fuck whose offended by my porn watching... I do what I want >:P
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ZenithDawnXper 6
+1 y
10 lies girls love to tell men
1. She's just a friend 2. I will call you
Yeah... ok
3. I don't watch porn
mhmm.. thought so.
4. But I love you!
Talk to the hand!
5. I'm not married.
And Oprahs my auntie.
6. I want a serious relationship.
You don't even look serious..
7. I don't have any kids.
I thought I was the only one calling you daddy?
8. Their size. " I got a bigggggg...
Where's that anaconda you where talking about?
9. I got a whole lot of money.
Then why you in my pockets?
10. I would never lie to you.
Look at you... lying already.
And of course not all guys are liars... got some pretty honest guys out there.
(Shout out to my fiance!) but let's be real ladies I know you heard at least one of these lies before lol. & Guys be honest I know you told at least one of these lies before if not good for you! lol
Add more to the list ladies I know I missed a few lmao!!
Thanks for reading
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ZenithDawn
+1 y
iv never heard of a guy claiming to not watch porn hell my best-friend literally just got done talking to me an our buddies via voice chat on L4d2 about how he found this porn video of a girl that looked like our lunch lady from middle school xD.
ScrambledagainExplorer
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Thing is: when a man tells you the truth you friendshipzone him. So he has to lie. End of story
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rachel1112Xper 6
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lol, i love the number 3: i don't watch porn... with my eyes closed
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Unit1Editor
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I only say number 3. Because it's nobodies business what I do to sexually please myself.
The rest indicates trust issues or constantly being with the wrong guys.
10 lies women love to tell guys: 1. I love you / him 2. I am on the pill 3. I'm a virgin 4. I don't care about his money / I don't care how much money he makes 5. I'm over him 6. I love him for his personality 7. I don't want any kids 8. I'm taken 9. I like sex as much as you do 10. I would never lie to you.
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Felinegirl
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I'd never tell any of those lies except 5 (to friends), 8 (very convenient at times you wanna blow someone off without hurting feelings) or 6 (told myself that when young and stupid, hopefully not again).
Unit1
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@Felinegirl How come about the number 6?
Iwont
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@Felinegirl Saying you're taken is more hurtful. Then again, that's never stopped me. Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.
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Twix005
+1 y
I agree to 5, 3, & 4 even though I don't lie to men... but honestly some women use these lies.
Unit1
+1 y
I knew it >.< The more we know...
Felinegirl
+1 y
@Iwont lol good comparison. Isn't "Im not attracted to you, go away" more hurtful? Besides, when girls aren't sure whether someone is hitting on them but want to eliminate the possibility without sounding stupid, casually mentioning a boyfriend can be convenient.
Felinegirl
+1 y
I had this huge high school crush on a gorgeous boy with mental problems, we dated for almost 2 years despite not being compatible at all. I should have been honest with myself sooner.
AllThatSweetJazzGuru
+1 y
I don't think I've ever said any of these as a lie.
I've told none of these lies to any of my previous girlfriends! yippie! :-D and im singe af!! :-\ owww shieeet!! :- that must mean im one of those "nice guy" that this site is filled to the brink with! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!
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Twix005
+1 y
XDDDDD
slimstiffy
+1 y
lol jk. but for real i told none exept the porn one. i mean i didn't lie, i just didn't mention it...
JustheretoChillXper 4
+1 y
How is this a lie?
" I don't watch porn"
You think Chad Thundercock needs to watch porn when he has pussy being thrown at him?
CHAD THUNDERCOCK. Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men. "Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!" "He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."
ConsultantIsBack
+1 y
Hahaha exactly
cherrymarina
+1 y
Chad Thundercock xDDD
John_DoesntMaster
+1 y
Wow you're racist. Number 7 and 9 just "happen" to be black guys? You forgot the real lies that every man tells to every woman: 1. "You're the most beautiful girl in the world" 2. "I love you more than anything else" 3. "I'm thinking about only you all day" 4. "I've never been so happy" 5. "I don't fantasize about other women" 6. "No, I don't think your mom/sister is hot" 7. "I'll clean it up later" 8. "I swear I didn't let you beat me at _____ game" 9. "You look more beautiful without make-up" 10. The biggest lie of all "I'm happily married!"
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Twix005
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Your racist for taking it that way there just gifs that I thought where funny so whatever... and yeah thanks for adding on to list... by the way I'm black my damn self.
FatherJackGuru
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...& women NEVER lie then? Anything you say , may be given in evidence !!
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echoajYoda
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So you think all guys are like that? talk to my ex girlfriend, she will tell you that i'm a very honest person.
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Twix005
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No not all guys... but some guys are not honest...& that's good for you :D
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24 70I find it amusing how the same take would be flooded by girls saying how the guy is bitter - but if its a girl writing its all ok.
I don't ever lie about any of that stuff, but I'm not saying other guys don't.
Oh well, at least i'm not like this with my girl. I love her and tell her the truth
cool.. cool... cool =)
Swap penis for boobs and you can flip all of this.
The most common ones are "no your not fat" or "yes/no your butt is/not big" or "no your not wide down there" lol
lol well o... k XDD
To be honest i dont see the point in lying about those things, or anything else really, all itd do is create chaos and pain and unnecessary drama by lying, plus lying is a sin, the only time id lie, is to protect someones feelings even then it wouldn't be a full lie, itd be just part of the truth with the rest hidden, but only if itd hurt them telling the full, not something important, but like minor stuff
media.giphy.com/media/Cb84nvuZfcXFS/giphy.gif
I sigh in anguish as the abhorrent actions of deluded fools tarnish the nobility and eminence of others. Deception, blinds your perception.
I speak on behalf of myself but if I were to say each one of these points to a woman ( not sure about 8 & 9 ), I would not be in a state of falsehood.
Women lie too don't get me wrong... you should make a take about it. lol
Na fam. if both men and women lie, it wouldn't be fair to just make a take on just women. Also we can just conclude that both men and women lie and that it's wrong.
*Looks at number 8... unzips pants* :v
I ain't afraid of relationships... don't care about lying because well... truth for life...
Although once in a blue moon I may tell a lie... to troll someone for the lols...
Most of the above pretty much the same, don't do them... but on the other hand... I'm kinda old-fashioned so there's that :v
P. S. I don't give a fuck whose offended by my porn watching... I do what I want >:P
10 lies girls love to tell men
1. She's just a friend
2. I will call you
Yeah... ok
3. I don't watch porn
mhmm.. thought so.
4. But I love you!
Talk to the hand!
5. I'm not married.
And Oprahs my auntie.
6. I want a serious relationship.
You don't even look serious..
7. I don't have any kids.
I thought I was the only one calling you daddy?
8. Their size. " I got a bigggggg...
Where's that anaconda you where talking about?
9. I got a whole lot of money.
Then why you in my pockets?
10. I would never lie to you.
Look at you... lying already.
And of course not all guys are liars... got some pretty honest guys out there.
(Shout out to my fiance!) but let's be real ladies I know you heard at least one of these lies before lol. & Guys be honest I know you told at least one of these lies before if not good for you! lol
Add more to the list ladies I know I missed a few lmao!!
Thanks for reading
iv never heard of a guy claiming to not watch porn hell my best-friend literally just got done talking to me an our buddies via voice chat on L4d2 about how he found this porn video of a girl that looked like our lunch lady from middle school xD.
Thing is: when a man tells you the truth you friendshipzone him. So he has to lie. End of story
lol, i love the number 3: i don't watch porn... with my eyes closed
I only say number 3.
Because it's nobodies business what I do to sexually please myself.
The rest indicates trust issues or constantly being with the wrong guys.
10 lies women love to tell guys:
1. I love you / him
2. I am on the pill
3. I'm a virgin
4. I don't care about his money / I don't care how much money he makes
5. I'm over him
6. I love him for his personality
7. I don't want any kids
8. I'm taken
9. I like sex as much as you do
10. I would never lie to you.
I'd never tell any of those lies except 5 (to friends), 8 (very convenient at times you wanna blow someone off without hurting feelings) or 6 (told myself that when young and stupid, hopefully not again).
@Felinegirl How come about the number 6?
@Felinegirl Saying you're taken is more hurtful. Then again, that's never stopped me. Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.
I agree to 5, 3, & 4 even though I don't lie to men... but honestly some women use these lies.
I knew it >.< The more we know...
@Iwont lol good comparison. Isn't "Im not attracted to you, go away" more hurtful? Besides, when girls aren't sure whether someone is hitting on them but want to eliminate the possibility without sounding stupid, casually mentioning a boyfriend can be convenient.
I had this huge high school crush on a gorgeous boy with mental problems, we dated for almost 2 years despite not being compatible at all. I should have been honest with myself sooner.
I don't think I've ever said any of these as a lie.
That woman in the first pic is trying to warg someone imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/.../bran-1424182298.gif
She's trying to go Undertaker.
lmao
I've told none of these lies to any of my previous girlfriends!
yippie! :-D
and im singe af!! :-\
owww shieeet!! :-
that must mean im one of those "nice guy" that this site is filled to the brink with!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!
XDDDDD
lol jk. but for real i told none exept the porn one. i mean i didn't lie, i just didn't mention it...
How is this a lie?
" I don't watch porn"
You think Chad Thundercock needs to watch porn when he has pussy being thrown at him?
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CHAD THUNDERCOCK. Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men. "Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!" "He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."
Hahaha exactly
Chad Thundercock xDDD
Wow you're racist. Number 7 and 9 just "happen" to be black guys?
You forgot the real lies that every man tells to every woman:
1. "You're the most beautiful girl in the world"
2. "I love you more than anything else"
3. "I'm thinking about only you all day"
4. "I've never been so happy"
5. "I don't fantasize about other women"
6. "No, I don't think your mom/sister is hot"
7. "I'll clean it up later"
8. "I swear I didn't let you beat me at _____ game"
9. "You look more beautiful without make-up"
10. The biggest lie of all "I'm happily married!"
Your racist for taking it that way there just gifs that I thought where funny so whatever... and yeah thanks for adding on to list... by the way I'm black my damn self.
...& women NEVER lie then? Anything you say , may be given in evidence !!
So you think all guys are like that? talk to my ex girlfriend, she will tell you that i'm a very honest person.
No not all guys... but some guys are not honest...& that's good for you :D
Oh okay that's good. Thank you
Really
Lie women love to tell men
"You are the father."