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There really isn't any argument that Amazon is not becoming the most important retailer in the world. The Department store is dying and a lot of it is due to the popularity of Amazon.com. However there are also some strange and a little bit unnerving things that you can buy on Amazon so here are ten of the strangest things on amazon.com.
10. A casket
Lets be honest, if your loved one has just passed away your first thought on where to loom for a casket won't be Amazon.com but apparently they get enough orders for them to continuing making a profit from them.
9. REALLY weird erotica.
Yes, that is dinosaur on human erotica. I heard about it in a cracked article and it turns out that its Amazon that sells them. Is that the most fucked up thing you've seen all day. I hope so because something that is more fucked up that that is bound to destroy sanity.
8. Pre-filled holy communion cups
I actually couldn't get the picture of the one they sell so this one will have to do but the fact is that Apparently Amazon has gotten into selling the Blood of Christ but apparently there is money to be made.
7. A Human Skull
I know that this is really just for medical purposes but the fact is that they are SELLING A HUMAN SKULL AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE FAMILIES OF THE DECEASED DON'T GET MONEY.
This is just incredibly fucked up shit. I'm never going to have my skull sold on amazon or at all. Though I am planning on donating my brain to depression research.
6. Serial Killer Playing Cards
Cause thats what we want on our playing cards, Serial Killers. I mean at least the Iraq 52 most wanted terrorist playing cards served a purpose, they were issued so that the troops wouldn't be bored and could identify these terrorists but these guys are already caught so this means its just pseudo-serial killer memorabilia.
5. A 40 pound bag of manure
let me put it this way I work on a farm and we would never buy manure from amazon. Honestly do not buy manure from amazon. There are just so many ways that can go wrong buy it local thats the only option.
4. A grappling hook
Of all the items on this list, this is truly the most awesome. However it is strange. I didn't know that their was a big enough market for them for them for amazon to viably make a profit off them.
3. An anatomically correct whale dildo
There is a LINE amazon and you crossed it about forty miles back. Seriously what kind of person uses this, actually don't answer that I'm better off not knowing.
2. A jar of coyote urine
I actually know someone who had to buy some of this. It is used to ward away predators and pests from a persons house but still this is fucking weird that you can just get American Jackal piss off of amazon.
1. Uranium ore
Yes the fact is you can buy Uranium ore from Amazon.com. I know there is probably some innocent reason that you can buy this stuff but this does disturb me.
Note to admins can you change the category for me
What Girls & Guys Said
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erotica with dinosaurs ? In what world do we live?
Weird.
Amazon is no longer a shop or a department store selling books and disks.
It has become a bazaar.
Lots of that stuff is normal. I have a grappling hook on my wish list.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkebhYfUkAEB-mt.jpg
Dafuq?
😂😂 that was my reaction too esp the erotica and dinosaurs... OOUCHHHHH!
9 and 3, I know what my best friend is getting for her birthday nowww
Is he a guy or girl
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I feel like "Running from a Predator" is the name of a child porno.
... Well how are you supposed to perform Hamlet without a skull?
the way you explained it was hilarious ( ◠‿◠ )
I got uranium ore before :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDD9lZx1Mt4Totally not weird at all derka derka now buying video games or a tv on amazon that's super weird who watches people on a glass screen with electrical making Thomas Edison and Telsa babies? Haaattteeeeeewwwww.
The playing cards are the only odd ones that I thought were odd
Uranium ore gives me cause for concern. Though there was that one episode of "Eli Stone."
There is nothing wrong with uranium ore. I know a couple of people who have some.
What is wrong with uranium ore?
Radiation, If processed properly its a fissile material for a nuclear weapon
Do you also think lead ore is weird?
Yup, that is what I expected. There is almost no radiation coming off of uranium ore. Also uranium is impossible to enrich without millions of dollars of equipment and a lot of time. Also you would need a ton of uranium ore to get enough enriched uranium to make a bomb.
Okay I can see your point but the rest of these are still weird
The casket would actually substitute nicely as a sun lounger
Uranium is really REALLY common but not enriched uranium
U forgot guns and swords lmao
Amazon. com is mostly a third party seller, So any store or seller can sell what they want through amazon (as long as its legal)
The black market sites you can find has the illegal and downright sickening things for sale.
I feel inclined to read those novels
Don't forget to buy the 4m tall 4.5 ton heavy full functional fighting mech for only about 1.000.000$ (shipping and leathal weapons not included):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8www.amazon.co.jp/.../B00H6V3BWA
Yesssss!!! I know what my next gift card is going towards now
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Lol I would never buy any of those things from Amazon