10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand
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10. Non-alcoholic beer
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

I never understood the point.........

You might as well drink a cold bottle of piss, For all the good it does. It's only real purpose seems to be if kids can switch them out with real beer and fool a cashier.

*Not that I promote underage drinking.

9. People who hate Game Of Thrones
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

These people suck harder than anyone else who has ever sucked before in the history of mankind.

Why were they born????????

8. People who hate video game players, especially the ones who hate female players
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand
<3 <3 Gamer Girls <3 <3

People who hate on video game players can eat herpe scabs and drink the pus, As far as I'm concerned.

7. Speed Limits on Highways
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They are not needed.

Just put the pedal to the metal, And hope your car is not pussified.

6. Cute vibrators, dildos, and other sex toys
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

It's always weird and a little creepy to me when they make sex toys look like children's toy.

Just who are they marketing these things towards, Exactly?

My First Dildo (TM)

5. Self-absorbed, butt ugly bodybuilders
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

First off, I don't hate bodybuilding or bodybuilders. They are hard workers and very impressive motherfudgers!

And if they bang 20 or more gym groupies and muscle lovers a week, Congratulations and more power to them.

Some of my best friends online and off are big ol' muscle men.

Then there are the ones I noticed while trolling various websites who are cocky as shit, Despite being ugly as shit. They bash normal sized guys mercilessly for not being ripped and do everything in their power to make them feel like less of a man. And not the ones who are joking.

Don't know if it's the roid rage or just one hell of a superiority/bully complex, But they really need to get over themselves.

Because their million dollar body doesn't make up for their food stamp face.

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

....And then they're the bodybuilding women who also love bashing normal guys who are not swelled up like the Michelin tire guy.

They too need to get over themselves, Because I don't find women that look like linebackers sexy.

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............But both are better than the ultra modern, ultra sensitive, non-masculine guy who is way too in touch with his feminine side.

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

4. Black Women who gets mad if you stare at the booty too hard or for too long.
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

Ha! Just shut up and let me enjoy the show :P

Sometimes I just got to examine a fine ass very thoroughly, And its gonna take as long as it takes.

Sorta on that note, Some other things that greatly confuse and irritate me..........

People saying black women are ugly, Or the ones who call themselves that online.

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

They are stunning <3

People that hate on Asian ladies.

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

Leave the 'sweet n sexy' alone! <3

......And people who call white girls basic and say they don't age well.

10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

Those people are delusional as hell, White Women are beautiful and they stay beautiful <3

Don't know if people actually hate on Latinas and the rest, Buf if they do then you know they are full of shit.

3. People that adamantly insist that she has to be exactly 18.
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Damn near 18 is close enough.

And close enough is good enough, So quit Jailbait shaming!

Just kidding here, So don't call the cops.

2. Unnecessary remakes
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Ugh.............But I still want to watch it.

1. People that constantly hate on me and my Takes
10 Random Things I Just Don't Understand

I'm my opinion, I'm like the greatest thing ever. But it's whatever.

But in actuality i love reading all comments, Even the mean ones. It's fun :)

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I'm pretty sure non-alcoholic beer was made with people that have to stay sober in mind. People with alcoholism might still enjoy or crave the taste of beer even if they don't want the ill effects of alcohol, or a relapse in dependency.

Most Helpful Girl

  • I don't like games of thrones. It's something people enjoy watching but I dislike it.

    Entertaining take though

    • My heart just got broked :( Damn, You cold!

    • The cold weather is rubbing off on me 😅

    • Stay warm, Meanie :P

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  • I don't care if a guy stares at my ass so long as he doesn't make jerky comments and he keeps his hands to himself lol.

    • Good, Coz I never mind looking <3 <3 <3 <3

  • lol great take

    • Thank you :)

    • welcomed

  • You might scare people with the amount of truth in this lol nice take

    • Thank You! :D

  • Lmao 😂 😂 😂 nice take some things I don't agree on but nice take

    • Thanks :)

  • I share most of those things above

  • Great work

    • Thanks, I was all over the place.

    • Yeah

    • Thanks