10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

1. It's exciting when you're with a different person.

You get to taste, see, smell, hear and touch a new person other than your partner. It gets boring for you to be with the same person over and over again. Maybe you are still looking for a better deal.

2. You get the best of both (or a lot of) worlds

Why be with one attractive person when you can have two attractive people at the same time? It's like you go into the store and you can't pick which item you want so you take both. Or you already have an item but you want to still keep it when you buy a new one. For example, your favorite colors are blue and green so you decide to own a blue towel and a green towel. You clearly can't make up your mind.

3. It's all about the fun of hiding secrets.

A cheater hides secrets from their partner. Some people love hiding secrets because they like all the attention they get when people try to figure the secrets out. Hell, I even like it when people try to figure something out about me. It's entertaining to know the other person barely has a clue. It's a really fun game!

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

4. Cheating is a way to deal with the problems you have in your main relationship.

You may be unhappy in a relationship because there is something that went missing or your partner isn't treating you right. There could be negative feelings such as stress and you have a hard time resolving them with your partner because you don't have good communication skills and/or there is weak compatiability. You may not be getting enough sex and/or love so you feel lonely. So you receive the love and/or sex from someone else because you can't come up with something better to do and you don't want to leave your partner.

5. If you're a woman, your primitive brain will be satisfied if you have sex with the best looking man you can find.

Women are generally most fertile at approximately fourteen days after their periods. During that time, they are generally less horny with their long-term partner and will be more physically attracted to men who look better/healthier than their long-term partner. This is called the dual mating strategy. This strategy will create healthier and more attractive kids.

6. If you're a man, your primitive brain will be satisfied if you impregnate as many women as possible.

It's an evolutionary phenomenon how men want to plant their seed in any woman in order to pass on their genes into the next generation. The woman you are currently with could've cheated on you with a better looking man so you don't know for sure if the children you have together are really yours. Paternity tests didn't exist during evolution so your primitive brain has no way of truly knowing who is actually your child.

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

7. It's a way to get out of a relationship if you aren't an assertive person.

You don't love your partner and you can't explicitly tell your partner that it's over. So a passive aggressive person, like you, gives hints and is implicit about what his/her intentions are.

8. You know your partner cheated on you.

Why not get revenge? Give them a taste of their own medicine.

9. Your excuses for cheating are debatable.

You want to blame it on your partner, your sexuality, your personality, your IQ, your testosterone level, circumstance, or your desirability. All these excuses are generally considered 'open to question' so there really is no right or wrong answer. Is there? People would either disagree or agree.

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

10. You're sadistic and you would like to see your partner suffer.

Cheating will make your partner suffer. It will also haunt them in the next relationship cause they'll have trust issues because of you.

I was just listing the reasons why cheaters cheat. I don't plan to cheat in the future. I don't think you should either. The drawbacks of cheating do outweigh all the benefits of cheating. I have no experience in relationships so this is everything I could come up with. But why cheat though? Just leave and/or stay single... #SeeMyWork #Cheating #PleaseDontHateMe

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  • "I don't plan to cheat in the future. I don't think you should either."

    Then why did you call it "10 Reasons why YOU SHOULD Cheat"?

    • To make you click on this and read it. The title is misleading.

    • I didn't read it. I skimmed it. Even so, why not just call it "reasons why people cheat"?

    • Because then less people would click on it.

  • #PleaseDontHateMe Lol

    This was definitely clickbait but also satire.

    • Did you read the whole thing?

    • I chose the title to get more views

    • Lmfao 😂 Did you make that

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  • this is terrible 😂😂👌

  • Oh man you had me going until the end haha
    Good Take! :D

  • Someone's desperate for the $25 Amazon gift voucher lol.

    • No I think someone else will win

    • Oh really? Surely this is the most clickbait Take on here. Now I'm so interested to see lol

  • Our resident sociopath is back with more bilge.

    • Why thank you ❤️

    • I don't think you saw the end, did you? It's all click bait

  • cheaters >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

  • The reasons are so... so... tempting. The Evil Corp now sells cheating cookies.

  • Oh boy this competition has really got the best my-takes going not click bait bullshit at all.

  • Excellent list of excuses others make to cheat, how dare u trick us like that!

    • Sorry 😳

    • U better be sorry! 😄

  • You know... As with any joke or satire, there are often nuggets and reflections of truth.

    I personally agree with the biological assessment that humans aren't monogamous. Though I do not condone cheating, I do condone open marriage and poly lifestyles as a healthy means of 'having some variety.'

    Unless you really are 'sadistic and you would like to see your partner suffer.' Then you're just a sick bastard.

    And you need help.

    • I'm not sadistic

    • I wasn't meaning 'you' specifically. I'm referring to anyone that would cheat just to watch their partner suffer.

  • There are no 'benefits' to cheating. Just end the relationship, and then do whatever you want to do as a singleton, or find someone who is happy with an open relationship.

  • Just figured out That I'm click bait 😓

    • Same here 😰

    • @akadatank44 I know don't you feel so violated... so used... 😜😂

    • I hope no one copies me

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  • ahahahahhaa.

  • 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    😋

    • Haha glad you saw my ending 😀

  • I hate cheaters. Lol all of the reasons you listed above were dumb because there's still no reason why you should cheat, but great mytake nonetheless.

  • Im glad you ended it how you did.
    I was about to cuss you out

  • do you think cheat is good think? You have partner that loves and you think is fun to make him or her suffer? You are the most stupid person i ever meet.
    When you find someone that loves you you have respect you dont hurt him or her , if you stop liking that person just break up and find a new one. If you want to sleep with many woman at the time , why you want to still have woman in your at home waiting for you? Maibe you want a housekeeper that clean your shit while you are eating other girls. In my country exist " curtir" and this word means go on with a person without have seriously relationship , its like one night stand but you see that person more than once if you want. I think is better do that than hurt someone feelings.

    • you are one of the most stupidest people here because you haven't read till the end. You just looked at the title.. If you did READ, then you would know that I don't think cheating is good...

    • no you just think is exiting

  • 😂😂😂very true

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