10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

1. It's exciting when you're with a different person.

You get to taste, see, smell, hear and touch a new person other than your partner. It gets boring for you to be with the same person over and over again. Maybe you are still looking for a better deal.

2. You get the best of both (or a lot of) worlds

Why be with one attractive person when you can have two attractive people at the same time? It's like you go into the store and you can't pick which item you want so you take both. Or you already have an item but you want to still keep it when you buy a new one. For example, your favorite colors are blue and green so you decide to own a blue towel and a green towel. You clearly can't make up your mind.

3. It's all about the fun of hiding secrets.

A cheater hides secrets from their partner. Some people love hiding secrets because they like all the attention they get when people try to figure the secrets out. Hell, I even like it when people try to figure something out about me. It's entertaining to know the other person barely has a clue. It's a really fun game!

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

4. Cheating is a way to deal with the problems you have in your main relationship.

You may be unhappy in a relationship because there is something that went missing or your partner isn't treating you right. There could be negative feelings such as stress and you have a hard time resolving them with your partner because you don't have good communication skills and/or there is weak compatiability. You may not be getting enough sex and/or love so you feel lonely. So you receive the love and/or sex from someone else because you can't come up with something better to do and you don't want to leave your partner.

5. If you're a woman, your primitive brain will be satisfied if you have sex with the best looking man you can find.

Women are generally most fertile at approximately fourteen days after their periods. During that time, they are generally less horny with their long-term partner and will be more physically attracted to men who look better/healthier than their long-term partner. This is called the dual mating strategy. This strategy will create healthier and more attractive kids.

6. If you're a man, your primitive brain will be satisfied if you impregnate as many women as possible.

It's an evolutionary phenomenon how men want to plant their seed in any woman in order to pass on their genes into the next generation. The woman you are currently with could've cheated on you with a better looking man so you don't know for sure if the children you have together are really yours. Paternity tests didn't exist during evolution so your primitive brain has no way of truly knowing who is actually your child.

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

7. It's a way to get out of a relationship if you aren't an assertive person.

You don't love your partner and you can't explicitly tell your partner that it's over. So a passive aggressive person, like you, gives hints and is implicit about what his/her intentions are.

8. You know your partner cheated on you.

Why not get revenge? Give them a taste of their own medicine.

9. Your excuses for cheating are debatable.

You want to blame it on your partner, your sexuality, your personality, your IQ, your testosterone level, circumstance, or your desirability. All these excuses are generally considered 'open to question' so there really is no right or wrong answer. Is there? People would either disagree or agree.

10 Reasons Why You Should Cheat

10. You're sadistic and you would like to see your partner suffer.

Cheating will make your partner suffer. It will also haunt them in the next relationship cause they'll have trust issues because of you.

I was just listing the reasons why cheaters cheat. I don't plan to cheat in the future. I don't think you should either. The drawbacks of cheating do outweigh all the benefits of cheating. I have no experience in relationships so this is everything I could come up with. But why cheat though? Just leave and/or stay single... #SeeMyWork #Cheating #PleaseDontHateMe

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  • hhaha this is the best way to click bate people well done my troll sir :P.

  • Trollolololol

  • Best bait on this website, ever.

    • Thank you

  • nice one.

  • smh.. you must be a divorce attorney

  • I would recommend 3some but i wouldn't cheat.

  • LOL...
    I thought I am reading another ignorant take until the end...

  • Thank God
    I am anti social
    I don't like people
    Wtf this earh is spinning backwards

  • :/ this is just so stupid im gonna waste 4 four seconds then submit
    done

  • You cheating bastard 😡😡😡😡 lmao 😂😂😂 jk

  • If you're unhappy in a relationship, end it.

  • Lol I knew this was clickbait cuz I knew you weren't that kinda guy to condone to it. Lmao at the people who were seething mad about to go straight apeshit on you before getting to the end 😂

  • Why not just have a open relationship or just remain single while having lot of friends with benefits around... I mean it is the dishonesty in cheating what people are actually against

    • I reccomend that over cheating. I stated at the end that cheating is unacceptable and the person should just remain single and have lots of friends with benefits around if they can't remain faithful.

    • Yeah I agree on that point, people should decide what they actually want before pursuing a relationship

  • I hope and pray that this is satire.

    • It is satire :)

    • Thank God

  • Theirs nothing good to come of cheating. Cheating is for cowards and you have to own up to what you've done eventually.

  • When I saw your post I thought you we're either a troll or the perfect cunt (and yes that would be an euphemistic description). But then I read reason 10 and I gotta say you're right and you've made a smart move by convincing people the opposite of the title of your post. I've never been cheated on (i hope at least) and I would never do it myself. by the way I had a quite a few girlfriends, dates and a few friends with benefit (not all of those we're a succes) so I may be a little bit of a big-talking-show-off but I'm not an asshole. So if you don't want to be a nice guy you don't have to be a jerk neither. Excuse me for my i-hope-not-to-bad-English-grammar.

  • Put that 10 reason in a trash can and just DON'T CHEAT ON ANYBODY.

  • Ewww no.

  • It is very difficult for a man who is not hot to cheat unless he is rich :D I can't even find myself one single girlfriend so how can I cheat?

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