10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Ridiculous sex toy discovery is kind of my thing, so let's get into the mess...

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Scooby Doodle

I'm all for a good dildo but they did not have to do Scooby like that.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vajankle From Hell

Maybe it's because I don't have a dick or a foot fetish but this just seems nightmarish. Guys, would you put yourself in this lovely contraption?

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Tit Baby Sex Monster

As accurately named by a close friend of mine. This would be a lot less off-putting if it didn't look like the mouth of a baby doll.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Anal Ring Toss

That's one way to liven up game night.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker

This gives a new meaning to hot dog lover. I also love how it's advertised as discreet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear

Let's not ruin oral with this disaster.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Pig Butt Plug

In case you were having trouble finding a way to tell your little piggy "I love you".

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Dog Sex Toys

You think this is a joke? Even Toto needs a midnight companion.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Noodle Masturbator

The budget friendly sex toy to match your diet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vibrating Rubber Duck

No one needs a kinked out rubber duck. Send help!

I traumatized myself in the process of making this MyTake. Do you have any ridiculous toys to add?

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  • i don't get the diving gear thingy 0.0

    • It vibrates and allows the person wearing it to breathe through the tubes.

    • it vibrates in your nose? lmao

    • It's called the Vibrating Muff Dive Gear for a reason. 😂

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  • Do those really exists? OH my god gross and ewww!!

    • Yes, these nightmares are real.

  • LMAO some of them interest me tbh.

    Definitely forcing the muff diver on a guy.

  • The hotdog one tho lmao

  • I can't believe some of those things. A spiril butt plug. That doesn't hurt? But now the anal butt toss might be a great party pleaser.

  • Interesting..
    But i didn't quite understand the use of rubber duck...🤔😕

    • You're supposed to violate him by using him as a vibrator.

    • Ohhhhhhhh

  • XD, as if a vaginal opening out of a giant hotdog is "discrete"

  • What the Heck?

    • Vagankle from Hell; That feet-ish has gone too far, and I'm putting my FOOT down!!

    • It really has. 😂

  • The ones I haven't seen were the vagankle, scooby dick and the cup of nude.

  • Some of them I not even understand what they do. For example what is Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear?

    • Its description is... Go down and stay down with the silicone SnorkelO, a compact mini vibe with a Breathe Easy Air Flow System for uninterrupted oral sex. Makes it easy to maintain your cunning linguist status without skipping a beat and keep her satisfied for as long as she needs. Simply place the SnorkelO under the nose with the Easy Breathe Air Flow tubes positioned in each nostril, wrap the strap around your head and cinch together to adjust the fit. Switch on the mini motor and enhance her sensation with powerful vibration that will help her reach orgasm faster and easier.

    • Thanks but still strange!

    • It most definitely is.

  • these are really weird

  • my eyes burned after seeing that Scooby Dooby Dildo 😄😄

  • I cannot believe I read those toys, ghostqueen. Snorkel, ouch!

  • A lot of weird shit out there 😂

  • The snorkel isn't ridiculous, it's life saving 😂

  • I have not seen those before.

  • when l can't get a girl l use a melon to have sex with its like a wet pussy

    • a hot moist melon or a hot girls pussy any time of the day or night l need a hot girl

  • great my take, some really ridiculous shit..

  • I have none

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