Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
1. Grammar.
They're = they are
There = over there, there it is, that right there etc.
Their = belonging to. That is theirs. Their home. Their grammar.
They're over there in their house.
Not
Their over they're in there house.
And is a joining word. End is an ending word. It is not The And. It is The End. It is not, the man End the dog. It is, the man And the dog.
Your = that is yours.
You're = you are
Two = 2
To = to do, how to, I will go to the shops.
Too = me too, I will go shopping too.
I will go to the shops too and buy two watermelons.
Rapped = a form of singing in past tense
Raped = a horrendous crime.
No, saying "you are such a good raper!" Is not a compliment.
2. Spelling US as us.
You have a capslock key. Use it. I dont give two shits what kind of dyslexia you have, there is no reason for to tell me, "the "us" is whatever", when the sentence is CLEARLY "the US is whatever."
3. Falling Back in an Argument
Admit that I was right. Do not contradict your original statement. Especially online. Especially when everyone can see your original statement. Especially when everyone can see you contradicting yourself and conceding that i was right but pretending Im not.
I' M RIGHT. I'm always bloody right thankyou very much.
4. Making Me Repeat Myself
I just told you the same thing five times five different ways. I have not changed my statement. I cannot do what you are telling me to. And yet. Still you argue.
5. Interrupting Me While I Read For No Good Reason.
Can you not see that I am busy? Can you not see that I am trying to enjoy this fucking brilliant story, they just started fucking and now you want to tell me about that pink pineapple you pulled out of your babys diaper. Really? Fuck off, Im missing out on good smut here.
6. Warning Me About Magpies.
What you think I didn't grow up in Australia? I know how to avoid snakes, spiders, crocs, sharks, clogs and socks and you want to tell me about a bird? Bugger off. Besides, maggies are me good luck charm.
7. Using "BookWorm" As An Insult.
I mean, at least I know how to spell my name. Do you? didn't fucken think so.
8. My Tablets Keyboard.
Excuse me if I like to type with two hands. So sorry my wpm is over 80. Next time I buy a tablet remind me to check its wpm tolerance.
9. Being The Older Sibling.
Me as a kid wanting to join AusKick (kids footy program)
"Nope, costs too much"
Ten years pass. Parents get better at saving and have higher salaries.
Younger brother is now in Scouts, Soccer, Auskick AND Little Aths.
What the fuck?
10. Not Having A ctrl+Z Button For Life
That would be so fucking useful.
Extra.
Calling me every single fucking day just to talk.
I hate talking on the phone.
You know this.
Stop making me talk on the fucking phone.
XD Oh the lies!
What Girls & Guys Said
0 3Looks like you got a bone to pick with the SO and a certain sibling. You sound like a cocky little bugger. just like me!! yay!!
Haha nah Im not THAT cocky... I just like to exaggerate what cockiness I DO have! Haha Actually none of these are about my partner! Go figure. Which one did you think was about him?
Numbers 4,5,6 and the extra (no lies)... by the way after i saw number 1... i was ready quit. the subject said TEN shits... number one alone had like a hundred.
Haha yeah grammar really gripes me when used wrong. Especially when i see people for whom English is a second language, spelling and using grammar better than most English speakers!
for some reason... i tolerate those kind of people... cuz i know its not their fault but daaaang... me and you are grammar nazi's... yay us.
Yup. Also, 4 was about my stepmother. She tends to not wrap her head around concepts that aren't in her favour. 5 and 6 were just people in general. And the extra was about my mum. I can see how you thought they were aimed at my partner though haha but he wouldn't dare.
Honestly... after 1, you sounded like a whiny little bitch to me... but when i heard Magpies... i went back to read the shit again... and paid attention.. then i hit 7... and by the time i hit 10... i was mad all over again and i had to calm myself down with the fact that his is 10 ( /150) facts that piss YOU off. Not just females... just YOU. So i didn't cuss you out. but honestly Darcy, im pretty sure thats not all of it, most of it is petty really... but hon, almost not of that shit is serious... no offense. I can write just One of my facts on here... and fall into an abyss of being pissed that i could barely type lol...
What you think i take ANY of this that seriously? I was laughing when i wrote most of this! Honestly my mum thinks im laid back as fuck. My boyfriend reckons if i wasn't so patient hed be dead. And his sister says the same XD Honestly not much actually riles me up the most the above really does is make me roll my eyes and grumble. (Depending on my mood I MIGHT cuss them out in my head... But never aloud)
I can tell... thats why most of the shit is petty. Laid back people get irritated by the small stuff.
This is a little long, so please bare with me. The word here is "bear", not "bare", unless you are getting naked.
I was able to pear my luggage down to 35 pounds. Unless you are talking fruit, the word is "pare"
So many more!
"You are such a good raper." Lol.
"I don't get mad anymore."
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