10 Signs That You Are Dealing With A Male Feminist (Satire)
Supersonic_Sex_NinjaEditor
*Warning: You will waste 5-10 minutes of your life reading this. So stop reading now.
*Warning: a lot of this is greatly exaggerated or even made up entirely in order to entertain myself, I'm not sure which.
*Warning: If you become triggered at anytime, It's your fault and not mine.
10. A lot of them have those douchetastic vegan beards
9.These shameless manginas happily sell out their fellow men every chance they get.
And they promote the stupidest sh*t imaginable, All with a straight face.
8. They roll their eyes and speak in that Condescending, Super bitchy girl tone.
Just like a man-hating harpy with a princess entitlement complex.
7. They are always pseudo-intellectual con men
Who think if they string enough impressive words and mumbo-jumbo together that they can fool people into thinking they are brilliant, culturally enlightened, And actually know what the hell they are talking about.
To their credit, They do lead the herd in any direction they want most of the time.
6. They are irrational rape alarmists
Every single male on the planet is a potential rapist, It's in our nature according to social justice dogma.
So we are all scumbags and horrible people because we have a penis, Regardless of our actions.
No two graphs or studies done about the pay gap turns out the same, So it must be BS.5. They won't shut up about the pay gap.
The only pay gap that probably exists in the real world is the one where people who do the psychically demanding, potentially dangerous jobs get paid more than the one who do the sit-down and answer a phone jobs.
4. They Won't shut up about their feelings.
Nobody wants to hear about your damn feelings.
The only person a man should ever talk about his feelings to is some ultra modern, neo-hippie chick who hates them gender roles...................And even then, Only if he is trying to have sex with that freaky weirdo!All's fair in the pursuit of hot tail.
3. They have some sneaky ulterior motives
Despite their best efforts, The Femi nasties still hate all men and don't even trust them.
2. The most indoctrinated of the male feminist are total gender cucks
And are totally subservient to their feminazi overlords.
There is no hope for these lost souls :(
1. They are always on the man-rag about one thing or another.
Dedicated to all the masculine bastards out there still fighting the good fight.
...........And to all the cool chicks out there who don't hate men, And put out on a regular basis!
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Anonymous
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First, before you even embark on your quest for self-degradation, be sure that you’re a total loser. A confident and self-respecting man reminds feminists of the patriarchy, so you must shed yourself of all masculinity and be a sniveling and groveling man-child to ensure that the feminists feel safe around you. Remember: men who are drawn to feminism are human garbage by their nature. They don’t work out, they get bitchy and whiny, they’re poisoned with envy, they do nothing to improve themselves, women avoid them like rapists, they don’t ever accomplish anything worthwhile, they find glory in being friendzoned, and they have absolutely no value to the world. Deep inside, they themselves know that they’re low-grade shits, which is why they need to compensate for their worthlessness by seeking female approval. Oh, sure there are few famous entertainers who pretend to be feminists to virtue signal, but you’re better than that. You’re not like them (of course you’re not, you’re a loser); instead, you want to be a genuine and humble every-day male feminist, right? So, be sure to complete this step before moving onto the next. It’s mandatory.
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AzaraGuru
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You sound frustrated.
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Supersonic_Sex_Ninja
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And you sound smug.
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I appreciate satire. I jut posted a short satirical poll:
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