10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

1. The Incredible Hulk

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

So, If Bruce Banner is an average sized man with an averaged sized penis then proportionately the Hulk at a height of twenty feet tall would have a 10-inch flaccid penis and 20 inches of gamma-radiated ramrod when fully erect.

2. Mr. Fantastic
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

This guy could choose any penis size he wanted. And he could shape it like a sledgehammer!

3. Galactus
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Nobody knows what Lord Galactus, the eater of worlds, really looks like. The way he appears is always subject to whoever is observing him as he comes to devour their planet.

Likewise, his junk would also be as big as it was imagined to be. So, he could have a nutsack larger than Europe and a tallywhacker bigger than the planet Earth. That should shut these size queens up, Maybe.........

4. Luke Cage
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

The big black cack augmented by the cellular regeneration experiment (a variation of the super soldier serum) that gave Cage all his powers.

His thang might look like a fire hydrant............

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

5. Batman
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Just because he's the Batman!

Not only is he hung like a grizzly bear, But he would know 500 different ways to kill/disable an attacker with only his cock......

No wonder Catwoman can never get enough. Either that or no woman alive can resist the Batusi.

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

6. Superman
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Superman has to have a big one!

And since he is an alien, he might have like 2 or 3 knee knockers.

7. Captain America
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

The good Captain has always been bulgy as all f*ck. But, Its hard to imagine being a super solider and not packing major dong.

8. Giant Man
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Giant man = Giant penis. Duh.

9. Thor
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Because he's the f*cking God of Thunder.

10. Mr. Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

The Invisible man really suffered before he died...

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

......... And some of the losers

Old Iron whiskey dick.

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Not even sure if The Thing and Silver Surfer even have dicks.

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

Namor and Aquaman would always suffer from severe shrinkage.

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

.......... And Robin/Nightwing might or might not be a total twink.

10 Superheroes/Villains That Probably Have The Largest Penises

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  • Send them all my way! I will personally check each of them and let you know.

    • Yeah!

    • RIP Anon. Her pussy curiosity was sated.

  • 2 annoying types of people: People obsessed with penis size and people obsessed with superheroes. You appear to fit in both categories :P

    • Damn skippy!

    • Who's skippy?

  • That first picture was pricelessly hilarious but what the heck is this topic? XD

    • I dont know.