10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

Surviving Just Below The Poverty Line.
#WhereMyMoney

The economy is in perpetual crisis, And the middle class keeps getting smaller and smaller.

So don't assume you are safe, And don't assume your bullshit liberal arts degree is actually gonna make you any money.

Outsourcing is very real, So is very stiff competition for an ever-shrinking pool of high-level jobs (And low-level ones). No pie is infinite, And you just might find yourself trying to survive on the crumbs.

10. Ramen Noodles
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

It's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


9. Get your priorities straight.

10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

Don't spend money you don't have on shit you don't need (Or even want) Just to say you have it.

Credit cards, easy finance, and rent to own are the express train to massive debt.

But yeah, You only live once and sometimes you just gotta buy it!


8. Don't be afraid to look into 'alternative' housing
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor


7. Never buy your own weed.
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

Get some pothead friends and bum off their asses.

Dedicated stoners are always happy to smoke you out if you are hanging, Especially if you listen patiently to their anti-government rants and nutty conspiracy theories.


6. Learn to masturbate in 5 minutes
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

So you can get by on the sample porn videos, Instead of paying for premium content.


5. Start dating chunky chicks with jobs.

10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor
They don't mind paying for everything.
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

4. Never plan a date to an expensive restaurant (or an inexpensive one)
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

When you can just take that special someone to the local soup kitchen.


3. Don't fall into depression
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

Stay positive while you're having to blow your landlord for the second month in a row!


2. Explore an exciting second career as a panhandler.
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor


1. Don't buy what you can steal.
10 Ways to Survive Below the Poverty Line...And a Dash of Humor

Just kidding, Don't steal shit :P

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  • I like #9 but I'd change it to stack your gold/silver, ammunition and food. Trade worthless paper for things that have long term value and better yet, get valuable things that do a job (ammo, food etc.).