13 Clues She Won't Be Jumping Your Bones Any Time Soon
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1. When there is an opportunity to kiss, she turns her face to the side so you end up kissing her on the cheek.
2. Declines any attempt at you trying to be chivalrous.
She doesn't want you to walk her home, walk her to her car. She want to avoid the awkward moment of you to being alone together and the potential that you’ll make a move and she’ll have to turn you down (or she might actual think your creepy and might try to rape her).
3. She has said to your face that she thinks of you "like a brother."
4. She has referred to you as "bro" or "dude".
Girls rarely use this phrase for guys they are interested in but almost always use this phrase for guys they have zero sexual attraction for. You are her "bro"...BRO.
5. She tries to set you up with her friends.
Maybe some women are dumb enough to do this in high school if they are still unsure about having feelings for you but past the teenage year no woman is going to want to set you up or talk about setting you up if they have some interest in you.
6. When you ask her to hang out her response is "Sure. Who else is coming?"
7. She doesn't let you pay for her or if she does she makes sure to pay you back at some point.
8.If she uses the word "cute" rather than “hot” or something less emotional like “good looking” instead of “sexy" to refer to your appearance, whether in person or your FB pictures.
She will probably also couch this as an objective claim, like “anyone would think you are good-looking” versus a personal compliment like “I think you’re very sexy.”
9. If you are either others places to hang out she will sit on a different piece of furniture than you.
If someone wants a "hang out" session to turn into "makeout session" they will be sitting next to you.
10. She doesn't dress up for you and is comfortable meeting you wearing baggy pants, messy hair and bad breath.
You aren't a guy she wants to look her best for and impress.
11. She never touches you in a way that indicates she finds you sexually attractive.
12. She never text/initiate contact first at all.
13. You look up for articles like these because deep down you know she is just not that into you but just need confirmation.
this was a good article - only disagree with 7 & 8 but that's because I don't want to pay for dates, ever, and if someone says I'm cute I know it's just their socially awkward way of saying sexy, lol.
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MissMillionDollarManXper 6
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so many so many wrong so imma ago ahead and adress each one. #2 Some women like myself don't want to be a bother and don't want to appear weak. #4 Now while some woman may do that I and other of my friends call guys they're hot for bro or dude. #5 This can be a test to see if you're interested in other woman or if you're into someone else or themself. #6 This can be a test too to see if you guys are just going to be alone together. Although like above can go the other way. #7 for me and some other women i know this is an insecurity thing. like #2 #8 I call him cute and adorable. I still wanna jump is bones though. I have a bunch of people to back me up on this one. #9 some women like me are insecure or have had past problems with men and need some space at first to feel comfortable. #11 I don't know what that means but again insecure women like myself might never make a first move. #12 some women are shit and play games doesn't mean they won't "jump your bones" as you put it but it does mean she's crazy and you should head for the hills before she pokes holes in the condom.
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tyber1
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With regard to number 5... that's just shooting yourself in the foot. If you try to hook us up with your friends were gonna assume that you are not even remotely interested yourself. Even if we decide to turn down your friend, we will probably know to never ask you out. If we do date them, it doesn't mean we wouldn't have dated you. There's no winning scenario here.
MissMillionDollarMan
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@tyber1 i'm not saying it's smart i'm saying it doesn't mean the woman doesn't like you
tyber1
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Eh if a woman does that to me I'm assuming she isn't interested, she should learn in the future to not be an idiot. Women complain that men are clueless but the reason we're clueless is because women are inconsistent and illogical when it comes to 'hints'.
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MissMillionDollarMan
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@tyber1 no they definitely can be
tyber1
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Sure it's a chance but a very low chance, why would I man up and ask her out when she's throwing out signals that she doesn't want me? She should stop being a wuss and tell him how she feels or she should accept the fact that he probably won't ever make a move because of her own actions. Seriously, some fucking women can't ever keep things simple can they?
MissMillionDollarMan
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@tyber1 no but granted our minds don't think that way. we overanalyze everything.
tyber1
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Well maybe women need to be more in control of their actions instead of just giving out crappy advice. I mean seriously, do women ever fucking think about how hard it is to open yourself up to someone? Like does it even register when you give this shitty advice that you're setting up gullible men for an almost inevitable failure? Dear all men reading this, if a woman is trying to hook you up with her friends, 9 times out of 10 she would not date you herself and you are a fucking fool if you convince yourself that making yourself vulnerable to this woman is a good idea. If a woman does this to you, you should abandon any notion that you have any chance with her for at least a few years. And if you're a woman who does this, you should know that this man will never ask you on a date and you have nobody but yourself to blame for shooting yourself in the foot.
tyber1
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Here's a thought: instead of turning over your crushes to fuck your friends, ask them out yourself. See how much easier that is?
MissMillionDollarMan
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@tyber1 well see if they so easily will go out with your friends then their feelings aren't that strong. You're being very aggressive this is the last post for me.
hazoplmeught
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I think all those numbers you listed were accurate 90% they time for not interested
hazoplmeught
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i dont need a woman who is testing me all the time anyways to be honest
MissMillionDollarMan
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@hazoplmeught i didn't say you should i was arguing the premise which was that they don't want to jump your bones which isn't necessarily true.
Yeahno12Xper 6
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So true!
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Browneye57Master
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Absolutely true. You can't negotiate attraction.
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sparkly-crystalEditor
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The number 13 is very true. I had to friend zoned a lot of guys in my life. I have always made it clear that I want nothing more than a friendship but they keep on pursuing me!!
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ObscuredBeyond
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Because they see something in you that you don't see in yourself. They hunger for that kind of companionship. For starters: what do you really want? And is it really something worth having? And how do you know that?
GreatnessRevampedXper 6
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The first 5 are enough. *sob* *heart broken*
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Words_and_WisdomGuru
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The bro thing is actually a turn on for me. I'd love an intimate woman to call me a 'bro.' Especially when we end our sexual fun with a fist bump. Ahah!
Some of these aren't completely accurate though.
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bcromartieGuru
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Q_Q My life.
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IceEverestXper 7
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The title should be "13 clues she is not interested in you" instead of what is written. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex. Except point 7 . Nice take.
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Keepcalm89Xper 6
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Can a girl be interested in a guy friend but can she still call him "dude" or names like that? And not be a "friend zone"
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jesusnicolas768Xper 6
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Damn that's sounds pretty much like my life
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heathers1988Xper 5
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Well no one man or woman owes you attraction. If someone isn't attracted to you count your losses and try with someone else move on they don't have to like you.
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Kingdomhearts3omega
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I just don't talk to the person anymore.
heathers1988
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@Kingdomhearts3omega See you're smart
vnmmclastaccountXper 2
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this is for people of 2 digit iq's who couldnt figure it out
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BubbleBoy69
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A lot of guys are heavily in denial they need it to be written out to them.
Anonymous
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I don't agree with 10, even when I like a guy I would not be dressing up for him. I will just be natural
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Anonymous
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I disagree with number 7. The woman I'm dating offered to pay for our food on our last date (we take turns), and we still made out pretty heavily at the end of the night.
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Anonymous
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I'm 6'9 anonymous what girl would try to jump my massive bones?
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16 23😂😂😂 this was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
this was a good article - only disagree with 7 & 8 but that's because I don't want to pay for dates, ever, and if someone says I'm cute I know it's just their socially awkward way of saying sexy, lol.
so many so many wrong so imma ago ahead and adress each one.
#2 Some women like myself don't want to be a bother and don't want to appear weak.
#4 Now while some woman may do that I and other of my friends call guys they're hot for bro or dude.
#5 This can be a test to see if you're interested in other woman or if you're into someone else or themself.
#6 This can be a test too to see if you guys are just going to be alone together. Although like above can go the other way.
#7 for me and some other women i know this is an insecurity thing. like #2
#8 I call him cute and adorable. I still wanna jump is bones though. I have a bunch of people to back me up on this one.
#9 some women like me are insecure or have had past problems with men and need some space at first to feel comfortable.
#11 I don't know what that means but again insecure women like myself might never make a first move.
#12 some women are shit and play games doesn't mean they won't "jump your bones" as you put it but it does mean she's crazy and you should head for the hills before she pokes holes in the condom.
With regard to number 5... that's just shooting yourself in the foot. If you try to hook us up with your friends were gonna assume that you are not even remotely interested yourself. Even if we decide to turn down your friend, we will probably know to never ask you out. If we do date them, it doesn't mean we wouldn't have dated you. There's no winning scenario here.
@tyber1 i'm not saying it's smart i'm saying it doesn't mean the woman doesn't like you
Eh if a woman does that to me I'm assuming she isn't interested, she should learn in the future to not be an idiot. Women complain that men are clueless but the reason we're clueless is because women are inconsistent and illogical when it comes to 'hints'.
@tyber1 no they definitely can be
Sure it's a chance but a very low chance, why would I man up and ask her out when she's throwing out signals that she doesn't want me? She should stop being a wuss and tell him how she feels or she should accept the fact that he probably won't ever make a move because of her own actions. Seriously, some fucking women can't ever keep things simple can they?
@tyber1 no but granted our minds don't think that way. we overanalyze everything.
Well maybe women need to be more in control of their actions instead of just giving out crappy advice. I mean seriously, do women ever fucking think about how hard it is to open yourself up to someone? Like does it even register when you give this shitty advice that you're setting up gullible men for an almost inevitable failure? Dear all men reading this, if a woman is trying to hook you up with her friends, 9 times out of 10 she would not date you herself and you are a fucking fool if you convince yourself that making yourself vulnerable to this woman is a good idea. If a woman does this to you, you should abandon any notion that you have any chance with her for at least a few years. And if you're a woman who does this, you should know that this man will never ask you on a date and you have nobody but yourself to blame for shooting yourself in the foot.
Here's a thought: instead of turning over your crushes to fuck your friends, ask them out yourself. See how much easier that is?
@tyber1 well see if they so easily will go out with your friends then their feelings aren't that strong. You're being very aggressive this is the last post for me.
I think all those numbers you listed were accurate 90% they time for not interested
i dont need a woman who is testing me all the time anyways to be honest
@hazoplmeught i didn't say you should i was arguing the premise which was that they don't want to jump your bones which isn't necessarily true.
So true!
Absolutely true.
You can't negotiate attraction.
The number 13 is very true. I had to friend zoned a lot of guys in my life. I have always made it clear that I want nothing more than a friendship but they keep on pursuing me!!
Because they see something in you that you don't see in yourself. They hunger for that kind of companionship. For starters: what do you really want? And is it really something worth having? And how do you know that?
The first 5 are enough.
*sob*
*heart broken*
The bro thing is actually a turn on for me. I'd love an intimate woman to call me a 'bro.' Especially when we end our sexual fun with a fist bump. Ahah!
Some of these aren't completely accurate though.
Q_Q My life.
The title should be "13 clues she is not interested in you" instead of what is written. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex.
Except point 7 . Nice take.
Can a girl be interested in a guy friend but can she still call him "dude" or names like that? And not be a "friend zone"
Damn that's sounds pretty much like my life
Well no one man or woman owes you attraction. If someone isn't attracted to you count your losses and try with someone else move on they don't have to like you.
I just don't talk to the person anymore.
@Kingdomhearts3omega See you're smart
this is for people of 2 digit iq's who couldnt figure it out
A lot of guys are heavily in denial they need it to be written out to them.
I don't agree with 10, even when I like a guy I would not be dressing up for him. I will just be natural
I disagree with number 7. The woman I'm dating offered to pay for our food on our last date (we take turns), and we still made out pretty heavily at the end of the night.
I'm 6'9 anonymous what girl would try to jump my massive bones?