15 Struggles of Being Object fluid, pansexual being of Colour

[Anonymous]

1. Its not easy to be object fluid
At one time you identify yourself as a helicopter and after awhile you identify yourself as a potato. It's not easy to switch over/reassign into other object.

2. People judge me
They think that there can only be genderfluidity. That there are only 2 genders.. There are 100 genders and people can identify themselves as objectfluid.

3. Being pansexual is difficult.
Again, people judge me for this

4. I get confused.
Being pansexual is like being at all you can eat buffet. It's difficult to have everything but you can't help but like everything!

5. People use term 'special snowflake' for me in derogatory manner
I am a special snowflake. I am unique. I'm special. I'm snowflake. But in a good way.

6. Finding nice tablecloths for me is difficult when I am identifying myself as a table

7. I hate it when random birds get hit by me when I am an helicopter

8. Since I am someone of colour, it's difficult to identify myself as white bedsheet

9. Since I am of colour, I can't blush.

10. Filling up official documents is a headache
Because government does not recognise object fluidity

11. No nice sex toys for pansexuals.

12. I'm honestly running out of points to list

13. *Some random point*

14. *Some random irrelevant point which is a first world problem*

15. *One more random first world problem*

[AlexBlack007]

But the problem here is the fact that Tom & Jerry never follows the laws of physics! Jerry hits Tom with a pan and Tom's face becomes a pancake. This is exactly why I love Tom & Jerry. If you burn Jerry, he'll return to his normal form from the powder he turned into, if you hit Nibbles and make him angry. 😐

P. S.- That potato looks like a burnt chapati.

[CubsterShura]

Lmfao, it's ok if you can't be a white bedsheet. What's Fair and Lovely for? What's bleach for? 8)

[myTake Owner]

Neither of it works on me 😞

[CubsterShura]

Keep trying it's going to work eventually.

[hasrett]

Lmao. 👍

[IlyaTheImpaler]

Very funny.

[myTake Owner]

That was the intention lol

[Hannajenky]

This is so lol

[AlexEfron]

*Stares blankly*
I did not understand a single thing 😆

[monkeynutts]

Haha, you are a beautiful and caring potato.

[Decentguy]

Awesome Take !

[Juxtapose]

10/10, I approve.

[vekin]

life is hard

[CT_CD]

Great take. I understand the struggle. I'm gender fluid and sexually fluid