So while I do not take credit for any of these, I may or may not have tried them.
Here they are. Enjoy :)
16 Sex Positions You Need to Try
Bloobing position
Swaffling position
Reverse-reverse Cowgirl position
Not the reverse cowgirl, but the reverse-reverse.
Shrimping position
The Dutch Microwave position
Three-Second Rule Taco position
Quisping position
E.T. The Sex Move position
The Fleshy Lightswitch position
The Chocolate McKitten position
Queeps position
Twerging position
Auto-erotic Twerging position
Brimping position
The Candle in the Wind position
Y'know - for Lady Di
The User Agreement position
I hope you have fun :) But can anyone guess where these are from? It doesn't count if I already told you :P
#TryThemNow #SexPositions #LadyTerrorKnows #LTMidnightTakes
What Girls & Guys Said
18 36What's happening on the "shrimping" position😆?
She may or may not be penetrating him with her toe
Yes, my innocence is gone, now. I have seen it all. My poor eyes. 👀
hahahahahahaha
🤔 https://i.imgur.com/zvCw1LK.gif
so far I only tried bloobing. not sure if I want to try any of the others
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You drew these didn't you!😝
No. Got them from somewhere
Disappointed 😛
Hahahahaha
Can you explain Queeps? I still don't get it lol
Similar to queefs
I see, but I don't see the gun pointing at my head
what the fuck
Stop my penis can only get so erect!
This is hilarious !! Imagine a sex position version of Twister !! The last 2 remind me of " Terrance & Philip " from South Park !!
let me guess, urban dictionary.
Also WHAT THE HELL
Wrong lol (I mentioned it in Kik a few times :P )
Urban dictionary has something different for queeps lol
@litty also different for quisping
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Pshhh, challenge accepted.
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Quisping and The Chocolate McKitten looks like they are pooping. The Dutch Microwave looks good since I do love my girlfriends farts.
What the...
Yeah thats what I was looking for 😂
LOL sounds more like playing naked then doing sex