Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Ever asked or been asked how to go down on someone? I’ve asked. I’ve been asked. Its okay to wanna suck sumn. Its okay to wanna eat eat. We all get a little thirsty/hungry sometimes. What better place to hydrate than getting hosed down or covered in someone else's juices 😝😛😝
I’ll prob get a few critics and smartypants who say I didn't do this and that right but everyone has their own taste and style... literally. So if you got a prob, eat a big ole ——— Or just tell me how you really feel in my next post where I’ll ask how you’d advise someone to give oral.
To All the Fellas
Now for starters, if you’re shy, you can always do this in the dark or undercovers. But don’t be scared... or do 🤷♀️ We won’t bite. And you better not either...
Kiss her lips. Kiss her neck. Drag ur tongue over her tit and around the nipple. Kiss down her tummy. And once you reach that special place, look up to see if she's enjoying the tease. Give her the eye and let her know ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!
Spread her legs and maybe throw one over your shoulder. Take that tongue and ease it between the slit of her other set of lips as you part then with your fingers. Flick her clit back/forth, side to side as fast as you can. Get that shiit wet! Eventually ease off and replace it with your tongue. Then kiss, lick, flick, and repeat. Slurp up all those juices boys. Dont you dare leave a drop to drip...
If you feel like ur drowning, Then kiss her clit again and again and again. Look up at her to see her reactions and see if she's loving it. If she’s not moaning, she could be shy or you may not be doing it right. Surprise her with a finger. Ease it into her tight little hole. Then once you've surpassed the entry, get deep in there. Tonguefck her if you want.
But beware, you’re about to encounter the headlock. It can be deadly so this is where all that weight training comes into play. Flex those arms and pin her legs down to keep em parted. The kitkat is about to run from you but dont panic. I want you to chase after it with your tongue. Keep fingering her and maybe even do the Alphabet until she squirms.
Now who’s hungry? Lets Maybe even add some ice to give her the chills. Be careful with other food/products because you dont wanna affect her PH or give her a yeast infection. Keep it simple and keep it wet. Nuff said!!
And ladies lets keep it clean, fresh, and trimmed to bring him back for more. Eat lots of fruits and drink lots of water. We want these guys to die by the great flood, ok 👌
To All the Ladies
He may try to get greedy. He may say he needs a taste. A taste of your goodies... But you make him wait. Its your turn to quench your thirst. 😁🤤
I know most guys like to get straight to the point but who knows, he could like a little foreplay too. So make sure you kiss those lips and continue making your way down his body. Simply begin stroking the shaft.
Now Gently press down on his balls then add a little pressure as u juggle them in your hands. But continue to stroke the shaft as you do so. You’ve gotta multitask and Occasionally provide eye contact.
Kiss your way up one side of the shaft, then flick the tip with your tongue and then drag your tongue down the other side. Lick your way back up but this time suction the tip with your lips... then wind your head around and down, taking every inch you can. If you start to gag, bring your head back up a bit, then slowly work your way back down.
Bob in the motion of his hand against your head as he will most likely play with your hair. Try to suck your jaws in until you can't breathe. Then when you need to breathe, disguise it with kisses/licks. Let all your slob run down his piece. Just relax and let your eyes roll back. Oh yea, and dont run if Mount Cumming erupts
Spice it up a bit by add some fire and ice. I’d say some whipcream as well but the goal is to make him cream on his own...
Welp, hope I could help 🙈👌🤷♀️
What Girls & Guys Said
18 250Lol you’re such a lover. Its crazy how much lol
You have love genes in you. You were made to love your man so much
Some girls are just born to be sexy all day lol
Bet you get turned on by yourself lol
I actually do get turned on by myself 😂 and i think u meant im such a pleaser haha
@JustCurious2019 asked for another Dirty Desii take. Merry Christmas Dude
Haha nah this is old lol
@Lemia i have asked but this cuttie won't give me another one but i understand she does not feel like writing another Dirty Desii take
@justcurious2019 they take all day to write haha
okay i did not think about that
@DizzyDesii @JustCurious2019 is a good guy just a little eger sometimes.
Yea ik. We’ve talked outside GAG before some months back
Oh I didn't know you were friends outside of here?
Very well done. You should create an instructional video... be sure to star in it 😉
I surely will haha. I just need an assistant haha
@dizzydesii Should I check my schedule? 😜
😂😂
Okay Desii Gaye, the sexual healer..
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😎👉..
Oh my fucking god 🥵🥵🥵🥵
U JUST MADE ME SOOO FUCKING HARD...
Yesss I am CRAZY about oral sex... Its just sooo fucking good 😋😋
I can never b satisfied or have enough of pussy licking... 🤤🤤🤤 I LOVE IT SOO MUCH... I JUST WANT TO KEEP DOING IT SOOO MUCH...
EVERY TIME I GET SOOO FUCKING THIRSTY FOR GOING DOWN ON PUSSY 🤤🤤🤤
i enjoy teasing a lot...
Not to extreme that it annoys them... Enough to make them wait and loos there mind... And i never let single drop miss...
I lick and suck that pussy and clit sooo well 😋😋😋
I love toung fucking her and most of all before she locks me into her pussy with her legs and arms... I will lock her with my arms and make sure she can't fucking escape...
Coz some times due to too much of pleasure girls try to lift there ass up or pull back a little...
Like to get cold of them self from tooooo much pleasure...
But nope... I wouldn't let them... I just want to lock them tightly and lick every inch of it crazely... ONLY TIME I WOULD PULL MY FAVE AWAY FROM HER PUSSY IS WHEN I NEED RO BREATHE 🤭🤭 AND ITS JUST FOR 2 OR 3 SECONDS... AND I AGAIN JUMP BACK... AND KEEP GOING OF SOO LONG 😋😋😋
YES I LOVE RESIVING ORAL AS MUCH I LOVE GIVING 😋😋
I get push my cock deep in...
I love it when they SLURP ON MY COCK🥵🥵🥵🥵
AND DEEP THROAT TOO...
I AM NOT MUCH FAN OF THEM SWALLOWING MY CUM.. IF THEY LOVE IT I LOVE IT... BUT... I LOVE CUMMING IN MOUTH... BUT SHE SWALLOWS IT OR SPIT IT OUT... OR LET IT ROLL DOWN ON MY COCK AND CONTINUE SUCKING 🥵🥵🥵 what EVEN IT IS I LOVE IT ALL 😋😋
BUT I FEEL 69 IS BEST 🥵🥵🥵
WE CAN JUST KEEP GOING IN CYCLE... I SUCK HER FASTER AND HOLD HER DOWN TIGHTLY AND MAKE THINGS CRAZY... AND SHE WOULD START SUCKING FASTER... AND MOAN INTO MY COCK WHILE SUCKING ON IT... SHE GOES MORE WILD AND I GO MORE WILD...
WE WILL KEEP GOING CRAZIER AND CRAZIER ITS JUST MIND-BLOWING 🥵🥵🥵
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I CAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY LONG 😋😋
COZ ITS JUST SOO FUCKING AMAZING 🤤🤤🤤
Daaaaaaaaamn
ACTUALLY I SHOULD B SAYING THAT...🤤🤤🤤 Daaaaaaaaaaaamn girl 🥵🥵 Ur take just madee sooo fucking hard 🥵🥵 UR JUST SOO GOOD ST THIS EXPLANATIONS 😍😍😋😋
Personally never asked because I just learn by experience and I think if you have to ask your not the person for the job.
Plus don't be afraid to try if your novice.. I started at 16 and obviously I had a first time which I think went well.
Didn't lick the pum pum for a long time but I did it and she was satisfied.
Now most of us are pros as long as the leg shakes you know you got her.
I regards to women asking me they all just went for it some were amazing and others needed a little direction...
There's levels to this shit I'm pretty sure I've gotten the full range from. 1/10 - 11/10
Lol i wasn't asking for advice 😂 just writing a mytake
Yes ma'am
Great pictures. haha. dont forget to kiss and suck on her pelvis and that v line leading down to her pussy. When you suck that v line area near her thigh she will go nuts. Kiss it too.
Ooh shit
Yes my lady. You know of what I speak of?
Smh why? I been horny all day and just finish jerking off an hour ago and as soon as I read this I'm back hard and want some more. If I was given a choice to eat pussy or suck tits (which by the way are both amazing) I'll eat pussy all day. My face will be so soaked of hours and hours eating!!!🤤👅💦💦💦💦💦
Haha yumm
Haha you won't be say yum
Gotta tease the anus a bit with your tongue, if she's into that. For, blowjobs, if the guy has foreskin, doing some foreskin play is always amazing. Get it really wet and get a finger of two under there to rub the tip. Your tongue also works really well.
Great post, I don't think I've anything else to add. Lol
Ewww no i dont do ass stuff. And i can't play with foreskin im sorry 😂 this why i prefer cut
Yeah, that's why you gotta know for sure beforehand if she's into that. Lol The foreskin thing is also pretty devided, yeah. Usually, guys don't care either way, hell, most guys don't even know what foreskin play even is. Lmao
This was beautifully done! I'm very impressed... and needless to say, excited...
As a Virgin, just reading this makes me look forward to it more.
Glad you liked
Your take on both men and women is bang on. A few additions I've found helpful:
For lads: before licking her other lips, tease her more, kiss her inner thighs and exhale hot steam on her vulva, do this a few times and put her hands on your shoulders, and she'll eventually cave in and push you tongue into her pussy.
THANK you and yes good tip
I love teasing the girlfriend until the end of her patients, she has to force her hand, literally 😏
🔥🥵 what was the question🥵🔥
Dam cramp distraction 🤤
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That's a good read. 😊
I love giving oral.
It's something I seriously love.
I like to give but hardly care to receive
I'm the same way. LoL! I kneel at the end of the bed and I get comfortable so I can really get into it. I take my time and I do it as much for me as for her.
Too much information. Couldn't even get through all of it. And I am already hard lol.
Haha keep reading 😝
I do everything you mentioned but kiss up the leg into the thigh, tease, kiss and nibble up the other leg into the high, tease and breathe, wink, and have her beg
That ok? :P
Yea its okay unless she's me haha
LMAO we only do what comes natural to us 😆😆😁
Loll
It's pretty much my favorite thing to do!!!
Not mine but i like it
What's. "not yours?" Dizzy girl?
@mrdimples78 the names Desi. And i like oral but not as much as being fingered or having my tits sucked or making out
Really? Most women's choice would be all clit...
by the way... how do YOU pronounce "clitoral"...
A lot of people pronounce it wrong and it hurts the s*** out of me
Irks* not hurts... lol
What about butt play? You know I'm so old when I fart dust comes out...
@mrdimples78 clit doesn't do much for me. Im not into anal nor asseating
Yeah that's eating I can understand cuz typically women aren't but yet typically the clit is where it's at for them or how do you pronounce it I just want to know how you specifically pronounce it I know how to pronounce it and I know what's right and what's wrong and a lot of people pronounce it wrong and itirks
You don't want to breathe my fart dust? Your loss... Sister. lmfao
@mrdimples78 i dont talk about the clit cause it does nun for me. But i pronounce it like Lit but with a C in front
So I imagine with a nickname like dizzy Desai your name is probably Desiree huh? I dated a girl years back named Desiree one of the craziest girls I ever dated ironically not one of the best in bed either cuz typically the crazy ones are the ones best in bed she wasn't bad but not one of the best
But I'm too old with no legs curse and apparently according to you smoke weed too much... lol and you sure the name of a girl I despise I could never date you...
it's like since you already rejected me LOL if I reject you back like it makes me feel better and some strange stupid immature way
@mrdimples78 let me know when you feel better... hope you enjoyed venting. Have a blessed day sir
Who me I'm sorry Madame was I offencive I have a sense of humor that rarely comes through in text message I apologize if I was a Debbie Downer or anything less than pleasant...
Do you ever get that starving feeling but there's nothing to eat? 😔👅👅
@mrdimples78 be a man, be a gentleman in the streets, and someone will come along that will let you be a freak in the sheets. If you can take a "No" respectfully, others will see it and probably appreciate it. I see nothing wrong with testing the waters but if it's not right, let it be.
Okay I guess I should say thank you for saying that politely which is of course you did not know me but is a rather sizable accomplishment for myself because anytime I ever feel like someone is judging me or giving me the work over I tend not toreact well... But as I stated you did that politely so once again thank you however if you're talking about me anyone that knows me which of course you folks don't know me knows that I joke a lot, no.1) number to I don't know well I do have a feeling that I know what you consider "testing the waters"... However I do not necessarily know where I should have let "it" be.. Desi and I were talking laughing joking having fun she's clearly one of the ones on here that actually has a sense of humor so I feel as though if she's getting my sense of humor...(with all due (100%) respect... I feel like it's not necessarily anyone else's concern...
Once more very quickly sir, I may playfully flirt with different girls, but (also) I am physically disabled and in a wheelchair and I imagine you probably did not know that but it is important that I remind myself from time to time that there will be a woman out there ultimately that will want me in the condition that I am.. (bilateral AKA...) so now newly being physically disabled (10/02/18...) And also having way too much free time on my hands I may take things 2 excess... But I strive to be always a gentleman always respectful...(to those who deserve it)... And even more importantly LOL always funny thank you for listening to my story sir I have a tendency to overreact to things sometimes talking is very therapeutic for me play imagine if I did not expect a big couple of paragraphs from that last text it's very therapeutic for me there again and I need all the "therapeuticniss" I can get... lol good nite sir...
Desii I was just saying that people occasionally pronounce it clit TORE ALL... WHEN IT IS CLIT er all... Anyway there again one more time I apologize if I got to be a little bit of a squeaky wheel is the combination of not being able to get out of the house very much at all anymore and but thanks anyway sorry...
We won’t bite.
I don't know about that there's a horror movie called Teeth that says otherwise /=.
Lmao that was the dumbest longest silly movie 😂
Lmao yeah the original was dumb and so was the remake.
Don't forget to do a little detour or two when kissing down. Shortly before reaching her wettest split you just stop kissing and barely graze over her with a light breeze before kissing her inner thighs.
Oooooo snap
The more desperate she is, the more fun to tease her with anticipation. Bonus points when being a little playful about it. Like telling her she needs to keep her eyes clothed and if she opens i will instantly stop. A blindfold without a blindfold
So mean lol
That's the point 😈
Good one
Thanks
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