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1. He’s an extremely bad dancer.
A guy with no rhythm on the dancefloor will most likely have no rhythm in the bedroom. You might be able to follow his lead, but if you’re rhythm-challenged yourself then you two are in for one crazy bumper car ride.
2. He’s out of shape.
A guy who’s out of shape won’t have stamina. That’s OK if you enjoy doing all the work. However, if you want him to take charge, then prepare to be drenched in his sweat.
3. It’s his way or the highway.
A guy who doesn’t believe in a little give and take will only look to please himself in the bedroom. You’ll be left in the dust once he’s satisfied.
4. He makes a goofy face when he exerts himself.
If a guy makes funny or downright ugly face every time he lifts a heavy load, then imagine what he’ll look like when he’s about to reach his climax. Your chances of achieving the big O will vanish into thin air for sure.
5. He’s a bad kisser.
If a guy is a sloppy or awkward kisser, chances are, he’ll be sloppy or awkward when he gets down and dirty. The good thing about this scenario is that with the right instruction, he can improve over time.
What Girls & Guys Said
30 52No offense but this article sounds extremely irrational
LOL I love this. Best "Take" on gag
LOL.
Sorry but this has to be the stupidest take I've ever read
i think points 1 and 4 are stupid.
if you have no rhythm doesn´t mean that you can´t adjust to another persons movement.
heavy lifting is totally different to what you do while having sex. have you ever seen guys at the gym? there is no guy with an attractive lifting face. unless he doesn´t lift to the limit.
#1 Cannot agree with what one. All guys are horrible dancers, and that's okay. But it normally doesn't say anything about their skills in bed.
What she said, I'm an awful dancer lol
All guys are bad dancers? Please tell that to Brian Puspos.
@Song4TheBroken You do realize that when I say all, it doesn't include those few who are professional, right?
Well I'm not a professional dancer but I can guarantee i'm a better dancer than 99% of girls (boys too).
@Song4TheBroken You want a medal?
Yes pwease 😸
Sorry too late, I just have my last one to some other dude :/ @Song4TheBroken
Awwww well i can haz cookie instead? 😽
This is awkward, Im out of cookies too.. @Song4TheBroken
😢 well what CAN i have?
Hmm, medals and cookies are out, and equally are fucks and rum.. How about a cup of tea? Im sure I can fix that for you. @Song4TheBroken
Because I'm from england right? But oooh yes i would love a cup of tea poppet. Fresh milk and two sugars please 😀
Yes yes, I totally saw that before I offered you tea.. But tea it is then! It shall probably take a few days with UPS to reach you, so it might be a little cold when it gets there... And a little not there anymore - depends on how careful the UPS guys, are with handling the packet with the right way up.. @Song4TheBroken
OMG you're laaaazy. Just come to my house and make me a cup of tea? And maybe a sandwich while you're at it please 😇
Sorry I don't make sandwiches.. But Im skilled with a knife, so I could always give your dick a trim, while we are at me doing shit for you? @Song4TheBroken
Well tbh I could do with loosing maybe 4 or 5 inches, as I've had quite a few girls complain it's too big for them to take 😉
Haha, good one! Anyways, you are boring me, I'll move on bye ;) @Song4TheBroken
aww but I thought we were having fun? 😢 💔
Yea, from the moment tea gets involved in anything, it gets really boring.. @Song4TheBroken
But here in england, tea banter is the best type of banter there is!
That is why I have to leave. It's not you, it's me, I just can't deal with that much tea.. @Song4TheBroken
None of this means a guy will be bad in bed. What the actual fuck? How does any of this correlate to sex at all?
1. Dancing? Are you fucking serious or just trolling? Dancing has nothing to do with sex. A guy can be the clumsiest fuck on the planet and still be great in bed. Complete garbage.
2. Weight has zero relevance to sexual performance. Crap.
3. Some girls get turned ON by assertive and aggressive men. This point is this invalid.
4. Again, this has zero relevance to sexual performance. When did your orgasm face ever correlate to your sexual ability? Oh, that's right, NEVER.
5. Kissing is nothing more than foreplay and you cannot judge your partner's sexual ability on what they can do with their mouth. That's not only shallow, but stupid, just like this Take.
#3 second this should be thus
dancing has plenty to do with sex. with both: IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS! ;)
8 men thumbed up, 3 girls thumbed down.
I agree with you this take should be taken down
Learning to dance means you can gain more control over things like your hips...
Amen brother!
Hey, man! This is from my personal experience. If someone can prove me wrong, then I'd gladly change my mind.
I have no idea if this is true or not but makes me great full I left him.
1, 4 and 5 = nonsense.
Junk take.
Taking (possible) "signs" and making them absolute facts by formatting them all nice. This is how misconceptions and harmful ideas spread.
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this is the stupidest thing that I ever heard!! I think that whoever could put something as stupid as this together and expect people to take her seriously is more than likely just a man hater
So be virgin instead and have noone at all.
the guys took it very personally. maybe judge subjectively and you'll understand her point and that she's probably right
Doing so as usual
#4 is an interesting one
Well If you think he is bad in bed why don't you teach him?
actually , The excitement in a bedroom depends on the chemistry between the two people, if you have a lack of it, then the bedroom will become somewhere you don't really want to go with this person, but if the chemistry is right, then sex will turn out to be awesome.. but we all have different prospective on this issue , thanks
same as Shae all guys r bad at dancing lol xxxxx
BuzzFeed brought me here..
@SatoBlak What do you mean... buzzfeed brought me here?
Seems you don't get the joke..
In that case, what's wrong with being a virgin?
I beg to differ. Dancing takes practice just like anything else. Drummers may not dance but have solid rhythm on the kit and between the sheets.
A good lover will be a person who loves and cares for his partner firstly. He will be concerned with his partner's needs and wants, not a self-centered individual.