Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
That’s right guys, shiver in your booties, another woman is coming at you to bitch about shit you did wrong. Throw the feminist insults! WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED! EVIL VAGINAS ARE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!
Relax, I’m kidding. I’m not here to take a big steamy dump on you; I’m just here to inform you on some shit that women kind of wish you knew. Besides, you all know me by now: the male version of this take will be out in a week so I’ll be chewing out the chicas in no time, so just take it on the chin for now. Mmmk? I just wanna share some #womanlogic
So here is a compilation of complaints from REAL women about things men just don’t know – WITH A CHALLENGE! Write in the comments below what you believe where the complaints that I personally contributed to the take with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest. Whoever guesses it right can request me to post any question (serious, troll, or otherwise) from my account, no holds bar. Just PM me your question and description and I’ll post it. Sound fun? Well here’s your first hint: I contributed TWO of these complaints, so let’s see how well you know me.
Without further hesitation, here are 7 things that women WISH men knew.
Disclaimer: Not all of the listed complaints necessarily reflect my personal thoughts and feelings. While some of them do, hence why I included them, I made a point to include even those that didn’t particularly suit me, but did suit the women who suggested them.
It’s really annoying when you tell us we’re beautiful but….
… You would love to see our natural beauty. Do you know WHY that’s annoying? Because we literally spent about 2 hours working on our face, finding the perfect balance of put together and not-cake-faced to try and impress you, and then you take a big ol' shit on us indirectly. You’re basically saying: “You’re hot, but I don’t trust that you’re hot without makeup.”
Talk about a shitty thing to say, now we’re all self-conscious and annoyed to the tits. If you get to know us, you’ll see our natural state, don’t you worry and stop bringing it up like a mistrustful jerk.
We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS
Yes, vaginas are sensitive and are a key pleasure center to a woman’s body, but did you know that there are other body parts that feel really great when you touch them? Guys, sometimes you are too quick to jump the gun and just go in for the kill and the only thing you end up killing is our mood. Sure, sometimes we can go for a little In N’ Out (and I don’t mean the animal style burgers and fries either) but the rest of the time we want you take your time a little more.
We have magical boobies that feel swell when you play around with them, supple curves that enjoy being caressed, necks that love being nibbled and kissed. Trust us when we tell you that simple stuff like this fires us up and makes the actual lady-bit touching a lot more enjoyable than you just futilely jamming your fingers down there.
Please, take this into consideration for us, will you?
We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are, you’re just over-complicating us & not communicating!!
Women aren’t that hard to figure out if you just understand the basic fundamentals of human behavior. You guys just have a bad habit of over-complicating what we want and not utilizing your big-boy voice. Most of the time, all we want is for you to pay attention to (and remember) the things that we say, be willing and ready to help us when we need it (are those dishes dirty?), be romantic and affectionate at least some of the time (a rose and a butt pat goes a long way), and be willing to communicate.
Don’t know what we want? Ask. Don’t know what’s wrong? Ask – and if we don’t answer you right away, then just tell us that you’ll be willing to listen when we’re ready to talk. We’ll come around or let it go eventually. It ain’t hard.
Also, for men courting women – we’re indecisive, not cryptic. We’re feeling you out so don’t be afraid to ask us where we stand if you’re not sure. We won’t blow up on you. Unless we’re crazy, in which case, you picked us bro and now is the time to abort mission before things get cereal.
The clit is the key to an orgasm, not necessarily good sex
I know, with all of the information out there about finding the woman’s clitoris and how to stimulate it, along with statistics showing that women rarely cum from penetrative sex, it might come as a shock to you that orgasming, for women, doesn’t always mean the sex is or was good.
This is kind of an extension of #2 really: we have other body parts that need stimulation and enjoy other things during intercourse other than having our magic-button pushed. Think about it: we can masturbate to achieve an orgasm, so if you’re relying on your ability to make a girl cum via clitoral stimulation alone but you’re a total bore in bed otherwise, then chances are we aren’t going to be as satisfied as you think we will be. Believe it or not, some women would actually opt up for what they consider good sex without an orgasm than just an orgasm alone.
Yes, the clit is important and she deserves attention, but not all of the attention.
That means we actually enjoy the other aspects of sex: be it having a rough and passionate tumble sesh, switching to this or that position, having hubby moosh your face into the pillow, or actually being the one pleasing our man, what have you. There are so many more components to good sex other than just orgasming, so pay attention to what your girl likes and don’t be afraid to ask her to try new things.
We’re gender-equal and pretty liberal, but….
… That doesn’t mean we don’t like it when you get all manly on us either. As a matter of fact, it’s kind of fucking sexy when you take control of a situation, social or sexual. Yes, we’re all pro-equality and we don’t expect you to be a misogynistic meat head while we’re you’re little submissive fairy-flower-baby-sugar-girl, but even us tough, independent and progressive girls like to made to feel a little bit delicate or helpless sometimes. Is that really a crime?
So if we’re freaking out, make us feel like you’ll protect us or fix things. If the bar’s really busy, pull us close or elect yourself as the one to fight through the crowd to get our drinks. Maybe consider being a little more forceful and aggressive once in a while when things get steamy – we promise we won’t complain. Seriously, we won’t.
We don’t care if you look at other women, to a point
We get it: you’re guys, you’re going to “notice” hot babes just like we’re going to “notice” every shirtless scene in every movie with our favorite actor in it. We don’t care that much if you look as long as it doesn’t pass into the realm of internet stalking instagram girls and as long as you don’t do it right in front of us. Stalking hot girl’s social media pages is like a more intimate form of pornography to women and it bugs us, so avoid it, God damn it. And if you’re out with us, just remember to keep your eyes forward or on us instead of on those Daisy-Dukes. Most of the time we’ll laugh it off or let it slide if we catch you, but don’t take that as an invitation to tell us how hot other women around us are either. Be thankful you got an understanding girl.
You noticing the little things about us, is like CRACK TO US
“You’re skin is so soft, I love it.”
- Thank you, I exfoliate and apply lotion on the regular.
“Is that dress new? It looks great.”
- Yes, yes it is new. I bought it because I remember you saying I looked good in blue.
“Did you do something different with your makeup? I like it.”
- Yes, I wore a red lip instead of a nude because I felt sassy today!
“Your ass is looking amazing, babe. Damn.”
- Really? Yes! The squats are paying off!
“You always smell so good!”
- Good because I haven't washed my hair in two days!
“Your eyebrows are amazing, they’re so uniform.”
- … Take off your pants.
Okay so maybe no guy on the planet (other than @ConsultantIsBack) would notice that, but you get the gist, okay? We go through a billion little steps to make ourselves feel smooth, look hot, and appeal to you in every way possible, so when you notice some of the little things we do, it’s fucking amazing. Do you know how sexy it is if my man can recognize what perfume I’m wearing? Or if I did something different with my hair?
Hello lady boner.
Alright G@Gers that concludes the take right there! Don’t forgot to comment below which two of these complaints were contributed by me along with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest for a chance to make me post your own personalized G@G question, no matter how inappropriate or trollololicious it is. I hope you all got a kick out of this as usual because I had a blast making it, and I look forward to your feedback!
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