Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
That’s right guys, shiver in your booties, another woman is coming at you to bitch about shit you did wrong. Throw the feminist insults! WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED! EVIL VAGINAS ARE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!
Relax, I’m kidding. I’m not here to take a big steamy dump on you; I’m just here to inform you on some shit that women kind of wish you knew. Besides, you all know me by now: the male version of this take will be out in a week so I’ll be chewing out the chicas in no time, so just take it on the chin for now. Mmmk? I just wanna share some #womanlogic
So here is a compilation of complaints from REAL women about things men just don’t know – WITH A CHALLENGE! Write in the comments below what you believe where the complaints that I personally contributed to the take with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest. Whoever guesses it right can request me to post any question (serious, troll, or otherwise) from my account, no holds bar. Just PM me your question and description and I’ll post it. Sound fun? Well here’s your first hint: I contributed TWO of these complaints, so let’s see how well you know me.
Without further hesitation, here are 7 things that women WISH men knew.
Disclaimer: Not all of the listed complaints necessarily reflect my personal thoughts and feelings. While some of them do, hence why I included them, I made a point to include even those that didn’t particularly suit me, but did suit the women who suggested them.
It’s really annoying when you tell us we’re beautiful but….
… You would love to see our natural beauty. Do you know WHY that’s annoying? Because we literally spent about 2 hours working on our face, finding the perfect balance of put together and not-cake-faced to try and impress you, and then you take a big ol' shit on us indirectly. You’re basically saying: “You’re hot, but I don’t trust that you’re hot without makeup.”
Talk about a shitty thing to say, now we’re all self-conscious and annoyed to the tits. If you get to know us, you’ll see our natural state, don’t you worry and stop bringing it up like a mistrustful jerk.
We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS
Yes, vaginas are sensitive and are a key pleasure center to a woman’s body, but did you know that there are other body parts that feel really great when you touch them? Guys, sometimes you are too quick to jump the gun and just go in for the kill and the only thing you end up killing is our mood. Sure, sometimes we can go for a little In N’ Out (and I don’t mean the animal style burgers and fries either) but the rest of the time we want you take your time a little more.
We have magical boobies that feel swell when you play around with them, supple curves that enjoy being caressed, necks that love being nibbled and kissed. Trust us when we tell you that simple stuff like this fires us up and makes the actual lady-bit touching a lot more enjoyable than you just futilely jamming your fingers down there.
Please, take this into consideration for us, will you?
We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are, you’re just over-complicating us & not communicating!!
Women aren’t that hard to figure out if you just understand the basic fundamentals of human behavior. You guys just have a bad habit of over-complicating what we want and not utilizing your big-boy voice. Most of the time, all we want is for you to pay attention to (and remember) the things that we say, be willing and ready to help us when we need it (are those dishes dirty?), be romantic and affectionate at least some of the time (a rose and a butt pat goes a long way), and be willing to communicate.
Don’t know what we want? Ask. Don’t know what’s wrong? Ask – and if we don’t answer you right away, then just tell us that you’ll be willing to listen when we’re ready to talk. We’ll come around or let it go eventually. It ain’t hard.
Also, for men courting women – we’re indecisive, not cryptic. We’re feeling you out so don’t be afraid to ask us where we stand if you’re not sure. We won’t blow up on you. Unless we’re crazy, in which case, you picked us bro and now is the time to abort mission before things get cereal.
The clit is the key to an orgasm, not necessarily good sex
I know, with all of the information out there about finding the woman’s clitoris and how to stimulate it, along with statistics showing that women rarely cum from penetrative sex, it might come as a shock to you that orgasming, for women, doesn’t always mean the sex is or was good.
This is kind of an extension of #2 really: we have other body parts that need stimulation and enjoy other things during intercourse other than having our magic-button pushed. Think about it: we can masturbate to achieve an orgasm, so if you’re relying on your ability to make a girl cum via clitoral stimulation alone but you’re a total bore in bed otherwise, then chances are we aren’t going to be as satisfied as you think we will be. Believe it or not, some women would actually opt up for what they consider good sex without an orgasm than just an orgasm alone.
Yes, the clit is important and she deserves attention, but not all of the attention.
That means we actually enjoy the other aspects of sex: be it having a rough and passionate tumble sesh, switching to this or that position, having hubby moosh your face into the pillow, or actually being the one pleasing our man, what have you. There are so many more components to good sex other than just orgasming, so pay attention to what your girl likes and don’t be afraid to ask her to try new things.
We’re gender-equal and pretty liberal, but….
… That doesn’t mean we don’t like it when you get all manly on us either. As a matter of fact, it’s kind of fucking sexy when you take control of a situation, social or sexual. Yes, we’re all pro-equality and we don’t expect you to be a misogynistic meat head while we’re you’re little submissive fairy-flower-baby-sugar-girl, but even us tough, independent and progressive girls like to made to feel a little bit delicate or helpless sometimes. Is that really a crime?
So if we’re freaking out, make us feel like you’ll protect us or fix things. If the bar’s really busy, pull us close or elect yourself as the one to fight through the crowd to get our drinks. Maybe consider being a little more forceful and aggressive once in a while when things get steamy – we promise we won’t complain. Seriously, we won’t.
We don’t care if you look at other women, to a point
We get it: you’re guys, you’re going to “notice” hot babes just like we’re going to “notice” every shirtless scene in every movie with our favorite actor in it. We don’t care that much if you look as long as it doesn’t pass into the realm of internet stalking instagram girls and as long as you don’t do it right in front of us. Stalking hot girl’s social media pages is like a more intimate form of pornography to women and it bugs us, so avoid it, God damn it. And if you’re out with us, just remember to keep your eyes forward or on us instead of on those Daisy-Dukes. Most of the time we’ll laugh it off or let it slide if we catch you, but don’t take that as an invitation to tell us how hot other women around us are either. Be thankful you got an understanding girl.
You noticing the little things about us, is like CRACK TO US
“You’re skin is so soft, I love it.”
- Thank you, I exfoliate and apply lotion on the regular.
“Is that dress new? It looks great.”
- Yes, yes it is new. I bought it because I remember you saying I looked good in blue.
“Did you do something different with your makeup? I like it.”
- Yes, I wore a red lip instead of a nude because I felt sassy today!
“Your ass is looking amazing, babe. Damn.”
- Really? Yes! The squats are paying off!
“You always smell so good!”
- Good because I haven't washed my hair in two days!
“Your eyebrows are amazing, they’re so uniform.”
- … Take off your pants.
Okay so maybe no guy on the planet (other than @ConsultantIsBack) would notice that, but you get the gist, okay? We go through a billion little steps to make ourselves feel smooth, look hot, and appeal to you in every way possible, so when you notice some of the little things we do, it’s fucking amazing. Do you know how sexy it is if my man can recognize what perfume I’m wearing? Or if I did something different with my hair?
Hello lady boner.
Alright G@Gers that concludes the take right there! Don’t forgot to comment below which two of these complaints were contributed by me along with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest for a chance to make me post your own personalized G@G question, no matter how inappropriate or trollololicious it is. I hope you all got a kick out of this as usual because I had a blast making it, and I look forward to your feedback!
What Girls & Guys Said
13 57Nothing I didn't already know but a good take regardless, good job.
Nice Take, good advices :)
Is noticing a girls eyebrows really that big of a thing? Recently I keep hearing stuff about that.
Well all I'm gonna say is if you compliment my brows my loins might flare up a tad.
Well allll righty then I shall keep that in mind.
I'm kinda wondering why though
Because it's a minuscule thing we obsess over that is hardly ever acknowledged.
Makes sense I guess lol I get that. It's subtle but it makes a noticeable difference. It's also painful (literally) to manage.
Sure is. I've known women who pluck and shape for what seems like hours. You might be a little young to remember Brooke Shields, but she looked like she had caterpillars over her eyes.
Thanks goodness for freedom
Meh. The cutesy text strings are over done, offputting. You're trying really hard to be something you're not.
NEXT! :-)
Lol wut?
I call bull on the makeup. I know plenty of girls that don't fuss on makeup or don't even wear it at all. They really are beautiful naturally and confident about how they look. If you need to hide behind makeup your insecure about your body. Show your acne or pale face or tiny scar off, who cares! Men do it all their life and we survive. If your going out somewhere nice or dressed up then makeup enhances your look, but you shouldn't "need" to wear makeup.
It has nothing to do with insecurities (sometimes). If I decide I like wearing a bit of eye liner and that's the ONLY make up I wear and that can take effort to get it matching on both eyes and someone back handedly makes me feel crap for it, it would annoy me. Most girls know they don't NEED to wear it, but the take still stands. I enjoy wearing make up sometimes, but I have perfectly clear skin and never have had a blemish or pimple in my life. Doesn't mean I'm trying to hide it, it's just a different thing for a different day, but if I put the effort into it, don't insult me for it.
@bbch25 If a guy says you don't need it don't do it anymore then you won't waste your time. Some guys demand makeup on girls, be happy your guy doesn't mind no makeup.
I don't do what a guy tells me to do. If he tells me i don't need make up to look beautiful, that's a nice compliment. But it doesn't mean I have to stop wearing it. I CHOOSE to spend that time doing it, but don't go and insult me after I'm wearing it, if you think I look nice say it, if you don't, say nothing then. But not all girls do things for guys surprise surprise. Maybe I wear it FOR MYSELF.
@bbch25 Well, I'll bet you're just a ray of sunshine to the guys...
@Bookinweasel I am, thank you :)
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I can't, I physically can't...
Can't... even?
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I can't even, yes.
I'll try later!
Sounds good!
Very good mytake.. You're right about the little things being like crack.
Haha love it. Amazing take, like amazingggg
thanks for the mention 😘
No problem, I just remembered you saying you had a thing for fierce brows so I had to.
Eye brows are way important, i def notice. Like those Instagram hotties that most people would say look "fake" lol ya hot af for me Brb day dreaming about having Theo James-tier eye brows. Anyone know any eyebrow workout routines? Lmao
Lmao!
When I saw he mention you, I looked up your profile. I am still in shock over the fact you answered 15000+ questions. Respect.
@GuyWannaHelp yeahh I'm too addicted to this damn website haha And i like to force my worthless opinions on others lmao
@ConsultantIsBack hahaha, it is a pretty good thing to be addicted too! I agree, it a lot of fun. (Also, i mean her*, not he; but that was probably obvious)
ask us where you stand with us is probably a loser... too needy, and will repel a lot of women, the rest I can agree with.
Awesome take! I enjoyed reading it :) good job!
Yeah, women aren't so hard to understand. Most of the time it's that the partner is the wrong one and THAT leads to generalizing.
Loved the humorous parts of this take xD :D
Most of the time it's that the partner is the wrong one? Really? Based upon what? Each situation is different, so try and be a tad more equitable.
@Bookinweasel I believe relationships nowadays are up to 80% dysfunctional. Honestly speaking. It's a common thing.
Social conditioning & " media " BS causes confusion between the genders , thinking for your self is the best way , everyone is different. Another great & positive take , an antidote to all the man bashing bile out there !!
That's why I say things like:
"Your nails don't look like $hit today. Good job!"
"You're not as ditsy as most insecure hot girls are"
"You're special to me. In a helmet and crayons kind of way."
That's very insulting
yep... I barely read the bold text and I'm starting to get a massive headache. OK, here goes... Make up is a narcissistic hobby for average and cute girls and false advertising if it's the truly butt-ugly girls. The thing about make up is: We don't really care all that much, if our preference sounds like backhanded compliments to women. It is not intended as a backhanded compliment... not even as a compliment.
About other erogenous zones other than women's vaginas... I agree. The same is probably true for guys as well. Call me weird, but for me, foreplay begins with getting a scalp massage.
Women do not communicate the same way as most guys. And before you even think anything, our method's better. There! I said it. Women give out way too much irrelevant information and expect men to remember what they said word for word, which I'm absolutely cool with because I have a near perfect memory. As for 'feeling' us, lady please... No woman ever 'feels' a man... Men who cannot feel themselves from infancy to old age... no woman or man can ever understand what motivates these folks. And men who can fathom their own 'feelings' are smart enough to not let a woman inside their complex fucked up minds.
About being 'gender-equal'... What you describe is not a crime. But it's hilarious to consider yourself equal to men, but still want men to treat you like children. Men bending women to their will, is very sexy, according to you. So basically you want a mouse who acts like a man sometimes for your pleasure. Well, whatever floats your boat.
Men look at other women. We even fantasise about banging someone that isn't our girlfriend. Before you get on your high horse and pronounce all men shameless perverted beasts, let me tell you, women do it too. I have an older sister who insists women do it more often than guys.
Please no lady boner...
Why no lady boner?
Ok, lady boner... but only if it isn't bigger than mine...
Deal.
I've never asked a girl to see her natural beauty.
I've never touched a vagina :(
There have been multiple occasions when a girl has said "I'm fine" when she means the opposite. I call that complicated.
Ok number 4 is pretty useful, thanks. Not that... I'll... ever get to use it... :(
number 5 has the same utility as number 4
ok
And for number 7 that's hard because I don't notice those things so if I try at random:
"Did you do something new with your hair?"
"No."
"oh... ok then..."
So true haha. Sorry but lol. 😂
On your second statement, sure you have unless you were hatched from a big egg.
@TheGrumpyOldMan Not in a sexual way.
The context of 'women are confusing' is typically 'Women make no sense when they think' vs 'women are a mystery that can't be solved'. It's easy to make you happy, I just have to make me happy and you'll follow my lead. Female rationale, on the other hand, is genuinely retarded at worst and slightly Asperger at best.
It's best described as "What does 2+2=? You answered 4, that is incorrect; the answer is 4." or 'We're equal, but different!'.
I like reading these takes, though. It helps keep my mind sharp to female bullshitting and reinforce why I don't listen to girl advice from girls.
not to mention gives me ideas on how to piss chicks off more than I already do
Lol. Okily dokily neighbor.
I'm pretty good knowing that about women and what not to say , still need to know what's the right thing to say when they ask if they are fat in this dress , lol because you can't tell them the truth and then they think your lying if you say it doesn't , but could take though😊
Great take. I love what you said about being touched other places and how the clit is the best orgasm key. but not the best sex. So Ill guess those are your own contributions
They actually aren't. Lol.
Really? I wouldn't have guessed anything other haha
You get a second chance to guess. Whoever is the closest by the end of the evening wins.
Noticing yhe little things is like crack to you
you asked for feedback so im going to give some. i think you generalized quite a bit, you spoke for all women. i think this is a little bit too general. what works on one woman does not work on another.
I actually didn't speak for all women, I worked with multiple women on this take and I actually stated that in the very beginning and even mentioned that I, who also happen to be a woman, do not share all of the same thoughts and feelings as some of the items listed. Therefore, I'm not generalizing.
but it seems very general though. not telling a woman that we want to see her natural beauty? come on now, what is up with that? is it so bad that we want to see your real face?
Well that's your opinion, but the take is based on the complaints of real women who voiced these issues and that was an issue. If you're just getting to know somebody, backhandedly bringing up the fact that they have makeup on can be received wrong by a lot of girls. For me, I personally wouldn't care at all.
i dont care what they think is wrong.
Then why did you bother reading? Lol.
to see if there was anything of use to me, but it is just a list of things we are doing wrong i guess. if i had to adjust my behavior to everyone's preferences then that would not have a personality left.
I'm not suggesting that you have to do anything, by all means you're entitled to do whatever you want. Takes of this nature are generally written for entertainment and can be taken however you see fit ultimately. I didn't write it with the intention of trying to change anybody, it was all in good fun. Lighten up a little.
ok, it seems like you find these articles everywhere trying to explain to men what to do and how to be. how to handle a woman like its a delicate animal in a delicate eco-system. women are just human beings.
Riiiiiiight...
whats that supposed to mean?
You spoke for me :)
@Musicblosom still dont know what it means.
Most girls are different from each other but in this case this is totally me it's really not confusing hun
@Musicblosom it is to me bro.