Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
That’s right guys, shiver in your booties, another woman is coming at you to bitch about shit you did wrong. Throw the feminist insults! WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED! EVIL VAGINAS ARE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!
Relax, I’m kidding. I’m not here to take a big steamy dump on you; I’m just here to inform you on some shit that women kind of wish you knew. Besides, you all know me by now: the male version of this take will be out in a week so I’ll be chewing out the chicas in no time, so just take it on the chin for now. Mmmk? I just wanna share some #womanlogic
So here is a compilation of complaints from REAL women about things men just don’t know – WITH A CHALLENGE! Write in the comments below what you believe where the complaints that I personally contributed to the take with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest. Whoever guesses it right can request me to post any question (serious, troll, or otherwise) from my account, no holds bar. Just PM me your question and description and I’ll post it. Sound fun? Well here’s your first hint: I contributed TWO of these complaints, so let’s see how well you know me.
Without further hesitation, here are 7 things that women WISH men knew.
Disclaimer: Not all of the listed complaints necessarily reflect my personal thoughts and feelings. While some of them do, hence why I included them, I made a point to include even those that didn’t particularly suit me, but did suit the women who suggested them.
It’s really annoying when you tell us we’re beautiful but….
… You would love to see our natural beauty. Do you know WHY that’s annoying? Because we literally spent about 2 hours working on our face, finding the perfect balance of put together and not-cake-faced to try and impress you, and then you take a big ol' shit on us indirectly. You’re basically saying: “You’re hot, but I don’t trust that you’re hot without makeup.”
Talk about a shitty thing to say, now we’re all self-conscious and annoyed to the tits. If you get to know us, you’ll see our natural state, don’t you worry and stop bringing it up like a mistrustful jerk.
We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS
Yes, vaginas are sensitive and are a key pleasure center to a woman’s body, but did you know that there are other body parts that feel really great when you touch them? Guys, sometimes you are too quick to jump the gun and just go in for the kill and the only thing you end up killing is our mood. Sure, sometimes we can go for a little In N’ Out (and I don’t mean the animal style burgers and fries either) but the rest of the time we want you take your time a little more.
We have magical boobies that feel swell when you play around with them, supple curves that enjoy being caressed, necks that love being nibbled and kissed. Trust us when we tell you that simple stuff like this fires us up and makes the actual lady-bit touching a lot more enjoyable than you just futilely jamming your fingers down there.
Please, take this into consideration for us, will you?
We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are, you’re just over-complicating us & not communicating!!
Women aren’t that hard to figure out if you just understand the basic fundamentals of human behavior. You guys just have a bad habit of over-complicating what we want and not utilizing your big-boy voice. Most of the time, all we want is for you to pay attention to (and remember) the things that we say, be willing and ready to help us when we need it (are those dishes dirty?), be romantic and affectionate at least some of the time (a rose and a butt pat goes a long way), and be willing to communicate.
Don’t know what we want? Ask. Don’t know what’s wrong? Ask – and if we don’t answer you right away, then just tell us that you’ll be willing to listen when we’re ready to talk. We’ll come around or let it go eventually. It ain’t hard.
Also, for men courting women – we’re indecisive, not cryptic. We’re feeling you out so don’t be afraid to ask us where we stand if you’re not sure. We won’t blow up on you. Unless we’re crazy, in which case, you picked us bro and now is the time to abort mission before things get cereal.
The clit is the key to an orgasm, not necessarily good sex
I know, with all of the information out there about finding the woman’s clitoris and how to stimulate it, along with statistics showing that women rarely cum from penetrative sex, it might come as a shock to you that orgasming, for women, doesn’t always mean the sex is or was good.
This is kind of an extension of #2 really: we have other body parts that need stimulation and enjoy other things during intercourse other than having our magic-button pushed. Think about it: we can masturbate to achieve an orgasm, so if you’re relying on your ability to make a girl cum via clitoral stimulation alone but you’re a total bore in bed otherwise, then chances are we aren’t going to be as satisfied as you think we will be. Believe it or not, some women would actually opt up for what they consider good sex without an orgasm than just an orgasm alone.
Yes, the clit is important and she deserves attention, but not all of the attention.
That means we actually enjoy the other aspects of sex: be it having a rough and passionate tumble sesh, switching to this or that position, having hubby moosh your face into the pillow, or actually being the one pleasing our man, what have you. There are so many more components to good sex other than just orgasming, so pay attention to what your girl likes and don’t be afraid to ask her to try new things.
We’re gender-equal and pretty liberal, but….
… That doesn’t mean we don’t like it when you get all manly on us either. As a matter of fact, it’s kind of fucking sexy when you take control of a situation, social or sexual. Yes, we’re all pro-equality and we don’t expect you to be a misogynistic meat head while we’re you’re little submissive fairy-flower-baby-sugar-girl, but even us tough, independent and progressive girls like to made to feel a little bit delicate or helpless sometimes. Is that really a crime?
So if we’re freaking out, make us feel like you’ll protect us or fix things. If the bar’s really busy, pull us close or elect yourself as the one to fight through the crowd to get our drinks. Maybe consider being a little more forceful and aggressive once in a while when things get steamy – we promise we won’t complain. Seriously, we won’t.
We don’t care if you look at other women, to a point
We get it: you’re guys, you’re going to “notice” hot babes just like we’re going to “notice” every shirtless scene in every movie with our favorite actor in it. We don’t care that much if you look as long as it doesn’t pass into the realm of internet stalking instagram girls and as long as you don’t do it right in front of us. Stalking hot girl’s social media pages is like a more intimate form of pornography to women and it bugs us, so avoid it, God damn it. And if you’re out with us, just remember to keep your eyes forward or on us instead of on those Daisy-Dukes. Most of the time we’ll laugh it off or let it slide if we catch you, but don’t take that as an invitation to tell us how hot other women around us are either. Be thankful you got an understanding girl.
You noticing the little things about us, is like CRACK TO US
“You’re skin is so soft, I love it.”
- Thank you, I exfoliate and apply lotion on the regular.
“Is that dress new? It looks great.”
- Yes, yes it is new. I bought it because I remember you saying I looked good in blue.
“Did you do something different with your makeup? I like it.”
- Yes, I wore a red lip instead of a nude because I felt sassy today!
“Your ass is looking amazing, babe. Damn.”
- Really? Yes! The squats are paying off!
“You always smell so good!”
- Good because I haven't washed my hair in two days!
“Your eyebrows are amazing, they’re so uniform.”
- … Take off your pants.
Okay so maybe no guy on the planet (other than @ConsultantIsBack) would notice that, but you get the gist, okay? We go through a billion little steps to make ourselves feel smooth, look hot, and appeal to you in every way possible, so when you notice some of the little things we do, it’s fucking amazing. Do you know how sexy it is if my man can recognize what perfume I’m wearing? Or if I did something different with my hair?
Hello lady boner.
Alright G@Gers that concludes the take right there! Don’t forgot to comment below which two of these complaints were contributed by me along with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest for a chance to make me post your own personalized G@G question, no matter how inappropriate or trollololicious it is. I hope you all got a kick out of this as usual because I had a blast making it, and I look forward to your feedback!
What Girls & Guys Said
13 57Great post took me ages to realise what women want sex been great for years always put the lady first
Alright question.
Do you wish we knew when you want to be talked to/approached? Most guys assume disinterest so we don't do shit and then we go home and curse ourselves out lol
Daddy issues in a woman can be a man’s best friend. And also the worst. On the one hand, meeting a girl with a fucked up relationship with her father can mean a modest, docile dynamo-in-the-sack who’ll come over to your house on short notice to have rough sex and bake cookies for you afterward. On the other hand, it can signal that you’re about to embark on a clusterfuck rollercoaster ride with a head case—that’ll likely end with the cops coming to your house, you having to repaint your car, or having to call Verizon Wireless to block a number from reaching your “handset.”
Whether she’s the product of an absentee father she’s constantly looking to replace or some transparently Freudian princess complex, you should know how to recognize a girl with daddy issues. 5 Signs a Girl Has Daddy Issues:
1. She’s excessively slutty or harbors twisted sexual fantasies.
Let the thinly veiled rape fantasy be your guide. It’s no secret that all girls like rough sex, to a degree, but your daddy-issues case will take that truism to a whole other level. They crave eyebrow-raising levels of pain and domination (“kink”). They cling to older men like a pair of Lululemons. They engage in major-league attention whoring. That doesn’t just mean changing their Facebook profile picture every other day, it means being turning up on the Girls Gone Wild commercial or doing porn despite her upper-middle-class, suburban upbringing
2. She engages in some form of self-mutilation.
Self-harm comes in a variety of forms—nearly all of which speak to some deeper pathologies. Even in age where the tattoo has become ubiquitous, excessive tattooing, piercing, and mangling of their signs of femininity (e. g., chopping their hair off) is a telltale sign that a girl’s home life didn’t include a healthy relationship with a father figure. Cutting, of course, is the Cadillac of self-mutilation. Obsessive nail-biting is often a comorbid symptom of all of them
3. Is delusionally over-confident.
Not all daddy issues result in self-loathing; some, in fact, lead to an overblown sense of self. Over-fathering—things like being called a “princess” every day for the first 18 years of life—can render a girl into a deluded brat with entitlement issues or, worse, a talentless twit who thinks she’s on the verge of being discovered. The next time a girl brags about not being able to cook, fails to thank you for a kind gesture, or doesn’t apologize for being late.
... fails to thank you for a kind gesture, or doesn’t apologize for being late, it’s probably because “daddy’s little girl” never was taught those behaviors aren’t okay. 4. Is intimidated by a self-assured, masculine man. Nothing causes a woman with issues with men more anxiety than a man just acting like a man, which is why I’m certain a majority of today’s Tumblr-style feminists are little more than the damaged products of poor or nonexistent fathering. Girls who have an irrational fear of male sexuality (everything is “creepy”), label any masculine guy pejoratively (“douchebag” or “dudebro”), or who routinely pick physical fights with men are generally displaying their deep-seeded resentment toward their fathers.
5. Has body-image issues or “issues around food” (i. e., an eating disorder). People who supposedly know what they’re talking about are constantly telling us eating disorders “are all about control.” That is, girls who feel like they’ve lost control over their lives obsess over controlling the one thing they can control—what they eat. And who, invariably, supposedly smothered these girls into the eating-disorder clinic? Their overbearing fathers. I’d be shocked if anything less than 90 percent of girls with eating disorders have documentable daddy issues. A girl is with daddy issues is the third rail of your sex life. While dangerous, she will keep your tunnels from ever backing up. Proceed, but proceed with caution.
Well you do make some good points about girls with daddy issues. You probably should do a take lol
This is funny...
1. Putting on a mask to hide the "real" you so we can get to know "you" first is deceptive and if men deceived you to get you to like him, you'd lose your shit and call him a creep.
2. No shit. Women who complain that guys go straight for the prize or "don't know there are others spots" simply have shit taste in men. Stop going for meat heads and you wouldn't have this complaint.
3. "Not as complicated as we think you are"... Ha so funny. The "basic fundamentals of human behavior" for women is that you are essentually dogs... You want constant attention, always need to be prioity, want rewards for no reason, and want us to cater to you and shit you want but are useless when we need help with shit. (If he doesn't help with dishes he might be to busy working longer hours in a harder job to pay for those flowers or shit you keep wanting.)
"If you want to know something just ask"... Yeah women are totally know for being straight up when it comes to answering questions. "What's wrong?" ... "Nothing" or
"Why you mad at me?"... "You should know why I'm mad"
Female shit tests are constant, annoying, and childish as fuck. We should have to play you bullshit games so you can "feel us out"... Grow up.
4. Again NO SHIT. Any male who needs to be told where the clit is, what it does, and how to use it... Is a dumb fuck. You need to pick better partners. Getting a female to have either or all three different types of orgasms (clit, vag, g-spot) is not hard. The low orgasm stats exist because women generally "want the good guys" but only go after the useless assholes.
5. You want "equality", but like most western females conveniently fail to realize you are part of the most priviledged group in human existence. You don't want to give up any of the massive number of priviledges you have, want men to be men yet don't want men to be men unless it's when you like it.
"Consider getting forceful or agressive once in a while..." HA Ha yeah right, So you can tell people we were "abusive" or "forced you" or falsely claim rape at a later point if you need to villianize us for leverage, sympathy, revenge, etc.
6. "We don't mind if you look at other girls, just don't do it in front of us"... Oh so you're ok with "guys being guys" just not when you are around, then they need to retrain the natural male biology. we are visual, you are mental.. If you want is to reprogram around you, do the same. Oh right you can't just stop biology.
7. See #3.
Is this MHO?
@BubbleBoy69 There's no MHO on mytakes...*cough*
speak for yourself
"we’re indecisive, not cryptic"
That's actually worse.
This reflects what i've experienced.
It's interesting, because some are so true of men as well, and for me, some not true at all.
Like... while i kind of like being touched everywhere? By the standards with which 'erogenous zones' work for women, i have 1, my penis, that's it. Nothing else is even remotely similar. So... i can see why guys jump for the clit/vagina, because they WOULD like you to jump for their dick.
But the distinction between getting an orgasm and good sex? So true. My experience is that a lot of women assume if the guy had an orgasm, sex was good. For them that may be true if they need 'good sex' to get off. but... yeah.
But... does size matter?
All that is wonderfull, but if my size is an issue, then none of that matters AT ALL.
Leave it to anon to make the take about penises. faceplam
That's a yes.
My point stands. If every woman laughs at me when I drop my pants, then none of what you said above will help me.
I don't know any woman who would laugh at a penis unless she's a total bitch. But penis size, in my experience, generally doesn't matter to the average girl UNLESS you are working with a micropenis situation.
4" isn't far off from a micropenis.
If you got a functioning tongue and fingers you can make a woman happy. That's all I can say.
There must be a lot of "bitches" out there then. Go on a small penis support website or someplace like Reddit, and you will see how many men get laughed at on a regular basis.