"A shoulder to cry on is a dick to sit on"... True or False?

[Anonymous]

[LikeALog]

It isn't a consideration with female relatives or coworkers. Possibly, but unlikely with female friends or neighbors. If they are crying on my shoulder, I'm not going to assume anything or try to take advantage of the situation.

[MCheetah]

Nah. Those guys are just emotional sponges for women. As the old quote goes...

"Chad f*cks, Beta cucks."

[Apple1996]

I sit on dick and cry on his shoulder at the same time

[Red_Arrow]

Guess he is too big for you. Time to downsize! lol

[Apple1996]

@Red_Arrow i try to switch it up like cry on the dick and sit on the shoulder so it's not too bad

[Red_Arrow]

lol.

[Flower7]

No, it’s not that simple.

[MagicCarpet1]

Did not know your girlfriend had a dick to sit on.

[exitseven]

I think it is false but it made me laugh out loud.

[MaxQE]

this is so true. I can't even tell you how many girls I have consoled haha. love it when they break up with their boyfriends and need to cry

[Twalli]

I am okay with comforting any girl, but I won't fuck anyone who isn't my girlfriend.

[In_Trance]

So which guy's shoulder are you crying on?

[Anonymous]

Guys are always trying to get their dick in something :)