A Teenager's Thoughts When Seeing A Penis For The First Time

So,
hi.

I really don't know how to start this first MyTake, neither I know why I decided to share this experience with you, dear G@G Community - but here we are.
So, recently, I had an interesting makeout section with a guy. Let's call him James.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THIS PERSON
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THIS PERSON

James is a cool guy that I had known, liked and talked for a few months now. He is a nice person, my age, likes dogs - is also tall, attractive, has a six-pack...

You get it.
Anyway.

So James and I were making out in my room. I had invited him over since my parents would be away. We were alone, and everything was going just fine. The kissing was okay, I didn't feel any butterflies or tingles as I was expecting to feel, but I wasn't mad at the whole situation. I was enjoying myself, I was calm and everything was pretty casual and cozy with him.

Until he suddenly got his penis out of his pants.
And your girl went like:

Oh shit, he really just did that--
Oh shit, he really just did that--

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SISTERS.
I had never seen a penis before in my life - and I was having an inner panic attack.

Literally, a million thoughts per second were passing through my head. I was looking at it, it was looking at me. It was like we were having a freaking staring contest and it was winning me - AND. IT. DIDN'T. EVEN. HAVE. EYES.

Here is a little tiny sample of what was going on in my brain :

"OMG THATS A PENIS - IT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE."
"AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX? WAIT DO I EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX?"
"IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BIG? HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO ENTER MY VAGINA? IT WILL FREAKING RIP ME APART."
"...WHY IS IT CARVED?...IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CARVED?"
"THIS LOOKS ROCK SOLID --- WAIT IS IT A BONE?"

A visual representation of my thoughts.
A visual representation of my thoughts.


I must have been looking at it for quite a while because James spoke and was like "Are you okay?" NO. I answered, "Yeah,"

He didn't day anything after that, but he kept looking at me like he wanted me to do something with it.

A Teenagers Thoughts When Seeing A Penis For The First Time

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO WITH IT? SING IT TO SLEEP?

OOOOFFF.

..... I don't want to go into much detail about what happened next, because it's quite embarrassing. But to cut the story short - he did most of the things will I was cheerleading for him.

The most interesting moment of this whole situation, however, was that when, you know, the "show" was over... it somehow... went down?

I dont know sis. Im confused.
I don't know sis. I'm confused.

And that's it.

That was my first interaction with a dick.

I hope you enjoyed reading this mess because I certainly did enjoy writing it.

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  • How old are you anyways?

  • LoL awesome story. I've had a few interesting reactions from women like that in my school days LoL

    • @DanOh2018 My high school sweetheart was the same way. When I showed it to her two weeks ago she was taken a back but she got used to it. j/k

  • Good mytake

  • I'm sure that is something you'll never forget.
    You never forget your firsts, whatever they are...
    Still a good write up

  • First time seeing a penis was in your teens? Like you haven't even seen your own family members naked before? Wow that's sheltered lmao

  • That is HILARIOUS! If I had ever ended up in a situation like that I would've handled it differently after apologizing. But we'd have to be bff's if we don't date because that story is TOO funny to NOT laugh about with somebody.😂

  • I liked it very much. Good writing!

  • I’m sorry you had to experience that in such an awkward way

  • I hope you enjoyed writing this mess because I certainly did enjoy reading it.

  • Some teen girls are embarrassed to see them.

  • Cringe

    • ewww

  • Wow, I never seen a penis before but this story is kinda amazing lol

  • My first time I was 14 in a porn. In person 18 with an ex.

    • I don't get it?

  • Such a little girl.

  • You women think and worry too much lol