Accidental nudity stories?

[Anonymous]

Either you or somebody else, just - tell your best. My friend was facebooking me about how messy her house was from in the bath. She told me her sink was full of things, and she got out the bath and sent a couple pictures to demonstrate - sure enough, it was full of bottles and things. However, there was a mirror behind it and in one of the pics there was a pretty clear view of my friend's naked body. Her vagina was covered by the reflection of a bottle but I saw one boob pretty clearly. To this day she swears blind it was an accident. Was it? We'll never truly know.

[Thor696]

I was in the Navy... and my boat was visiting Diego Garcia, a remote tiny island in the Indian Ocean.

THERE ARE BIG SHARKS in those waters.

So me and two of my buddies get drunk one night and we're walking A VERY LONG WALK ON A DIRT ROAD along the beach back to the ship.

One of the guys says... "Dare y'all to swim in these shark infested waters!"

So of course - we all took the dare. And stripped down and jumped into the water. We left our cloths and wallets on the beach in some bushes. DG is like a little "jungle island" so that's where we left our clothes... like in the "jungle".

But the current in the water pushed us down the beach - and we were drunk - so we came out of the water far from our clothing. Looked around for about an hour - nothing, we had to walk back naked.

But... SURPRISE! We didn't have to WALK because about 10 minutes later this Diego Garcia security jeep pulls up and...

There's two FEMALE guards in it. They're like... "WTF?" and we're like... "HOLY SHIT! We're not trying to cause problems we just lost our clothes!"

And they told us... "You know swimming in these waters is against the rules right? There's BIG sharks out there!"

And we're like... "Yeah, but we've been drinking."

And we were all still suffering a bit of "shrinkage" from the water so that didn't help us feel very manly with these chicks. They gave us ride back to the ship... and we had to walk on naked... which was no prob since it was a submarine and weird shit like that happens all the time on submarines and nobody bats an eye.

But I lost my clothes and my shoes and my military ID - and the COB had a piece of our asses the next morning.

[Asker]

I wasn't expecting a story this fantastic xD Hope the COB didn't mess you up too bad

[Thor696]

I can't even remember what punishment he gave us but it must not have been too bad!

[Bowshots86]

I used to be a pool/lawn boy for a pretty wealthy guy. So one day i was brushing the pool out when the brush head fell off of the pole in the middle of the deep end. I was wearing jeans that day and didn't have anything to change into, i was supposed to be the only one there so i stripped down and dove in to get the brush and got out and redressed and finished my work. About 5 minutes later his daughter walks out of the living room, apparently she had been watching tv. The couch faces the pool and the walls were all window... We have never mentioned it to this day and i still don't know what she saw 😅

[Anonymous]

I think she did it on purpose.

[CourtJester]

... and you didn't take the hint? Smh bruh.

[lkjhg69cum]

What's her number? Haha. Just playing. I doubt it was accidental. It was probably a hint, one that you seem to have missed man.

[Anonymous]

Man... if a girl sent me a picture like that, I would have immediately gotten in my car and went straight to her place.