Adventures on Omegle Pt. 1

For those of you who don't know, Omegle is a website where you chat with random strangers.

Adventures on Omegle Pt. 1

These people didn't expect ya bitch to show up

okay so here's some shit from omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: you guy or girl?
You: I dunno my dude, have a picture of marilyn manson (then i put a link to a picture of marilyn manson)
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey m
You: Hello
Stranger: F?
Stranger: U Female?
You: Yes, yes I am
Stranger: Are you horny?
You: Not for your tiny dick, no
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
Stranger: M
You: Good for you *shapeshifts into a bat and hands you a bottle of gatorade*
Stranger has disconnected.

xx

~ Mrs Manson

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Most Helpful Guy

  • If you turned into a bat and gave me a bottle of gatorade. I would probably say "i am high or are you amazing?

    • Red gatorade, by the way xx ~ Mrs Manson

    • That even batter. Oh god that puj came out no where

Most Helpful Girl

  • ok mood lmao

    • ikr xx ~ Mrs Manson

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • You are my hero. :)

    • aww thank you xx ~ Mrs Manson

  • BEAUTIFUL!

  • lol. I love how you tease them XD

  • Go for it girl lol.

  • Edit: For those of you who don't know, Omegle is a website where you think you can chat with random strangers and be exposed to random dicks.

    • by the way "shapeshifts into a bat and hands you a bottle of gatorade" 😂 this made my night thanks

    • XD thanks xx ~ Mrs Manson

    • It makes me horny to be completely honest with you and I'm thrilled. 😀.

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  • AHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

  • Yesssss!!

  • I have some funny ones too

    You: hi
    You: let me guess
    Stranger: hi I’m m 15 and bi. Also I like hot group sex. I’m devote and I like bdsm. I only want to get fucked and not fuck!
    You: ok I never had guessed that
    Stranger has disconnected

  • Why are all my mytake suggestions filled with yours?

    • No idea xx ~ Mrs Manson

    • You must be popular in GAG

  • You should log back on and punish their asses a little more.

    • I will lmao xx ~ Mrs Manson

  • People are so rude

  • Lol.

    • I didn't even knew there was a website like that.

    • Go on. But not the video chat part unless you wanna see dicks. xx ~ Mrs Manson

    • Yeah.

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