Always Wear Underwear


Always Wear Underwear

So it was just another day of school and as I was walking down the hallway I saw my ex crush, talking with her friends near her locker, she had rejected me when I professed my undenying love to her and ever since than she was my arch nemesis. Anyhoo I decided to take revenge and pinched her buttocks causing her to squeal while her friends watched in horror . I kept walking with my pride soring high in the sky knowing my vendetta was fullfilled but then suddenly my shorts were pulled down all the way to my ankles causing me to trip and fall to the ground. I was wearing athletic shorts with no underwear whatsoever causing my manhood to be in full display to the spectators in the crowd, now normally Im really proud of my enormous penis and usually showed it off in the locker room to the astonishment of my fellow peers but this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I was laying half naked in front of half the school but the worst was yet to come, just as I was about to pull my pants to cover my junk there goes my ex crush with a swift kick to my nuts causing me to welp in pain then yam another kick and another, as you can imagine this is the worst pain one can possibly well, imagine and she kept kicking until my genitals burst sending two balls soaring high in the sky one of which went straight for a girl who was screaming after watching my man junk fly everywhere and landed straight in her gaping mouth which she accidentally swallowed causing her to choke and the other one hitting the principal, she had just arrived to see the what the commotion was, in her face. Now here I am laying in the hospital bed with prosthetic nuts attached to my penis covered in enough bandages to which even a child could tell what happened, the girls parents suing me for harassment because apparently I had fondled them with my balls, videos of my predicament circulating on youtube with a million hits, the girl I had pinched was considered a hero for figthing of a class-A pervert and me expelled for asaaulting my principal with my nuts.

Either way, Lesson of the day - Always wear underwear

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