Am I a virgin even if I shove "a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass."?



Like this lady here, I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And I liked it, it feels goooooodddd. but apparently now I'm not a virgin. Is that true?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Depends what is really virginity and why do you care about it. Is it just the definition that you haven't been deflorated yet. Or that you haven't had any kind of sex. Or that you are pure somehow. It is up to you to decide and what matters to you or maybe others? But technically and physicaly you are virgin

    • Thank you for explaining, kind sir.

    • You would only lose your ass virginly -- if you let a guy suck out the jelly beans -- then replace them with his dik.

  • being a virgin varies in its definition, however some people do consider having any sexual act (even masturbation) means you are no longer "pure" so you are no longer a virgin

    • Thanks for replying sir, do you like ladies who shove jelly beans up their ass?

    • personally i dont think i would, i prefer basically normal sex (i dont have any outlandish kinks)

    • That's okay sir, than you for your opinion.

Most Helpful Girls

  • No your not. You're no longer pure. Youve been tainted. You just pleasured yourself with a bag of jelly beans.

    • thanks for replying, ma'am. So you don't like putting jelly beans up your ass ma'am?

    • Sometimes I do. sometimes I don't.

    • What colour jelly beans do you prefer up your ass? I prefer the green and white ones.

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  • Oh my god!!! A laughed so hard at that video. "24 hours later and I ain't find none yet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Okay troll, I think you already know the answer to this.

    • You don't like putting jelly beans up your ass?

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  • It depends on who you ask and what definition of "virgin" they employ. This word means different things to different people so you will get different answers.

    • Okay sir.

  • Depends. Did you eat them afterwards?

  • As long as you haven't had sex yes you're a virgin

  • Troll

    • You don't like shoving jelly beans up your ass ma'am?

    • I’m just pointing out that you most likely don’t😂

    • Thank you for replying pretty ma'am. If you put them up one by one its a reaaalll treat ma'am.

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  • 1. It doesn't matter if you are a virgin or not.
    2. There are various notions of virginity but almost all of them have to do with activity between two people.

    • What if someone else put the jelly bean up my ass for me, sir?

    • No, it requires bodily contact.

    • Okay sir

  • 😝😝😝 welcome to the dark side, your beyond a non-virgin now

    • Thank you for welcoming me ma'am. You are kind for welcoming me ma'am.

  • This lady makes me laugh every time.

    • Yes sir.

  • Yikes

    • You should try it sir.

    • I am more of a fan of using a bag of jaw breakers.

    • That is a nice choice, sir.

  • Yes, you are

    • Thank you for replying sir, I feel jolly good to know I can shove as my jelly beans I want up me ass and still be a virgin.

  • No it ain't true... to get rid of virginity you need to have sex.. or make love

  • You're still a virgin.

    • Thank you, sir

  • by the classic definition for women virginity is the breaking of the hymen/first sexual copulation with someone where a form of penetration (natural or unnatural is performed)

    • Sooooo i'm a virgin unless someone else shoved it up for me?

    • basically yeah, what your doing is just masturbation, though you shouldn't really put to much weight on the importance of virginity, it always phrased that a virginity is something you have lost, my opinion is that this is some meaningless definition of purity, I think you gain far more than this perceived notion, like how much you have enjoyed your multicoloured sugar beans

    • Thank you for your kind words, sir. It was much obliged, sir.

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  • You still are a virgin until you have sex.

    • Thanks for replying, sir

  • Yeah, you're pretty much not a virgin, and will give birth to a brown Easter bunny

    • Thank you for replying sir. Do you like putting jelly beans up your ass sir? Do you like ladies who shove jelly beans up their ass sir? Or do you prefer to eat a dick?

    • I prefer cadbury eggs up my ass. And I'd prefer you eat the dick while shoving jelly beans in your ass.

    • Eating dicks isn't my kink, as I am not a cannibal but I don't sucking a dick while shoving them jelly beans up my ass.

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  • Not in the eyes of the Lord

    • Lord have mercy on my soul.

  • I want to know what happened to jelly beans afterwords and did you eat them?

    • Thank you for replying handsome sir. When they come out afterwards you don't eat those jelly beans sir, as that is unsanitary. Depending on how you feel, you can just shove them in one by one or you can shove the whole bag up. Up to you. You are handsome sir. Do you like ladies who shove jelly beans up their ass sir?

    • hahaha I thought you shoved a whole bag of jelly beans while they were still in a bag LMAO and I never thought about ladies who shove jelly beans one by one up their ass, but hey, I may learn to like them and their incredible crafty ideas. haha you are a hoot :D

    • You are a kind sir, I am glad that you find me a hoot sir. A hooting tooting lovely man you are sir. I like shoving the green and the white ones but everyone is free to experiment. Any time you wanna know more about the charms of shoving jelly beans up your ass sir, contact me. Hope you have a good day sir. : )

  • You are a virgin, like a penis never Deen thé inside of a pussy :-)

    • So even if I shove a bag of jelly beans up my pussy, im still a virgin? Woweeee that is dang diddly good to know.

  • yes, you are still a virgin in that case