I know this woman who was a jitney driver, she took people around and they paid her
Well., one day I looked on the bottom of the floor of her car, this big sign read
Grass, Cash, Ass, No one rides in this car for free and she was a nice woman but
she did not allow anyone to take advantage of her... If you pay some way you
should get sex LMAO
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Why don't you try and win her heart and the sex will come in time dude.
You sound like a scummy player.
You know how much I paid over the years? And she can’t give me a blowie?
You're owed sex if you pay for sex specifically to a prostitute. But buying someone something? Fuck no.
But I own her. We’re married.
You know I’m kidding right? Just wanted to check.
Nope. If a guy expects sex after paying. Then he won't get it!
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my rule is... if you want to get a refund on that food you have to get it back somehow. grab her by the pussy and find it in there
I don't have Trump's Russian connections to grab pussy
Tell me you aren’t good at fucking a girl without telling me you’re bad at fucking a girl.
I should have started at the beginning. When you meet a girl you like, you go on a date. And if you don't speak a lot and you pay her, she'll fuck you.
You're crazy.
no
if you want a guaranteed sex , just pay a hooker?
It's like a gambling debt, therefore not legally enforceable. And technically you are paying for companionship, not sex.
Not unless she agreed to it ahead of time
It’s a societal obligation for wives.
In what society?
I’m just kidding. Of course you’re right.
Not really so quite paying if you pay and expect something for it you are making her a hoe
So you think of any lady who lets you buy her a drink is a hooker? And you being such a nice guy tell her what you expect and she agrees to the deal? The HJ is worth about what, $20? and you want it for a fiver? Good luck.
Nobody and I mean nobody believes that you are married or even know a woman
are you the one who thought I was a woman? at least I upgraded...
no, but that is pretty funny
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