An unstable wreck, aka the US government, and how to fix it!

[GoodGuyHaveAFord]

I don't want to get rid of the government and anyone who does clearly doesn't understand what role the government plays in society.

But I would like to offer some solutions to the problems we're currently facing.

and no, not overthrowing the government

No, you're not. No government, no police

See, the Us government is like a broken down car

Same expression I have

A dictatorship is like this asshole-not going anywhere. Unfortunately.

The uneven parking job is the least of the problems here

Communism is whatever this is, only still driving

Because why let a trifling matter like a fire slow you down?

Unlike the car on fire or the the misguided parker, the broken down car can be fixed... it just needs the proper tools.

Currently, we are using this

A giant screwdriver looking thing

Granted, there are screws loose. But do you see any screws?

I certainly don't

What we need to be using is this...

What is that even?

To get the government looking like this

Driving, just not while broken

So how do we do that?

like this...

1. Regulate Tax Money Applications

I'll say again what I said before; anyone who suggests cutting taxes entirely does not understand how the government works. If we cut taxes, this happens...

Police Leave

And then, this happens

Have you seen this? If the actual purge is as bad as the movie, we're in trouble

At least for now, we want to avoid the purge.

So, we need taxes to run society... the problem is that we have no idea where our taxes are going to go. Mine as well just spin the wheel...

Makes about as much sense as this wheel does

It's like online auctions; you don't know what you payed for until you actually get it... assuming you ever do that is.

Oh sure, you think the tax money is going towards highering teachers, better education.... and then this happens

Can't figure it out either huh?

No Joke. I live in western United States. school district a couple states (few cities) over started an ipad for everyone campaign. It failed. Unsurprisingly

The government needs to clarify what the taxes are going towards. Because the way it works now, it almost seems as though they haven't a clue what to do with it until they get it.

You want to trust a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt with your money? i don't. Well, with the government you may well be

So, My proposal would be some way that citizens would know what the money was being put towards. If there was a less important initiative, make a bonus tax system. Pay x tax now, pay less y tax later. Citizens have a right to know specifically what the tax money is going towards.

That's only the start of many fixes that need to be made.

2. Get the low IQ idiots down from high places, they are just going to keep falling

So, you think the people in your government are intelligent? Alright. You know, they got to the position they are at somehow- maybe they are, in fact, intelligent. For example, listen to his brilliant commentary from Arizona Senator Al Melvin

"Melvin’s comments led Sen. David Bradley, D-Tucson, to ask him whether he’s actually read the Common Core standards, which have been adopted by 45 states.

“I’ve been exposed to them,” Melvin responded.

Pressed by Bradley for specifics, Melvin said he understands “some of the reading material is borderline pornographic.” And he said the program uses “fuzzy math,” substituting letters for numbers in some examples."

He's talking about algebra. No comment.

"Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." --Sarah Palin, on how President Obama should deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin, CPAC speech, March 8, 2014

https://www.politicususa.com/2014/03/08/palin.html

She's talking about nuking Russia.Yes comment

Maybe it's just me, but I'm fairly sure that if we launched a nuke at russia they might you know... retaliate. And the US might be... a massive nuclear ground testing site. And the environment might be, well you know... completely fucked. And the human race as we know it might be, you know... gone.

You know what else- she might be running for president. Yes, that's right. President. I'm leaving. I'll go to Mexico. Canada. Anywhere but US with her as president (Canada is actually kinda cool, as is Mexico.)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/24/sarah-palin-2016_n_6538424.html

Isn't that just great (sarcasm)?

Need more examples? OK, how about Rob Ford.

I don't care if you want to do drugs, but if you're a druggie I'm not really sure that government is the place for you.

But apparently it is.

We're not talking weed. We're talking crack. Teriffic.

Now ask yourself

"Should any of these idiots be in government?"

Because I don't think they should

[Yes, The examples I picked were republican. Those were the politicians that came to mind. I have nothing against republicans and nothing against democrats; I love both sides/hate both sides equally. Feel free to find some examples of democrats doing stupid shit, I'm sure there are tons.]

3. NSA-Just go away

You might be excited about drones? But you know who is even more excited about drones? Your friend, the NSA. What an amazing friend. Takes pictures without you asking it to. Follows you around- ok that sounds a little irritating. Collects information about your face to put in a big large database of other faces that have been collected- ok that sounds a little creepy. Watches you at all times, but doesn't give you presents- GET AWAY FROM ME.

But it only wants to be your friend right?

Think about it this way. If a person did what the NSA did, they would be arrested.

If the NSA does something- slap on the wrist and a "naughty, naughty NSA" from the president.

With the new drones, even avid tinfoil hat users won't be safe.

First day on the internet? Oh, don't worry. The NSA doesn't discriminate against non-internet users. They just use their radio waves, send them out, and obtain information about what any given person is doing. No one is left out of that party.

Also, don't play angry birds. The NSA is using it to spy on people

Little behind on the times. That must be why they are initiating drone surveillance; they want everyone to know that they do have the necessary technology to continue spying. HOORAY!

Seriously, where does it end? When the drones start entering our homes?

Or hey, maybe not even then. Maybe it ends when microchips are implanted into our brains

I just hope it isn't microsoft, or you'll be having a lot of trouble with your brain

windows 8 anyone?

Those are just three problems I came up with as being major steps we could take toward improving the government. Feel free to identify more or leave your ideas below

The government is really not all bad. Where would we be without the FDA telling us when a food is not safe for consumption. Or the USDA ensuring we don't eat dirt and chairs

And as much as we hate police, they are much preferable to this:

both the scenario and the movie

So what do you think are some things that need fixing in our government? What can we do to fix them? Leave your thoughts below...

See you again soon

P.S. This has absolutely nothing to do with sexual behavior (I guess the NSA kind of does, but other than that) But the automated system insisted on putting it there. I say it belongs in "other." I apologize for this.