Answers to all The Most Common GAG Questions

[Anonymous]

I've only been here since October, but I've already seen a million of the same questions over and over, so I figure I could save us all some time by putting out a FAQ!

Q: Is my dick size/shape pleasing?
A: That's entirely subjective, but mature people know that sex isn't about the size of your genitalia and the only way it could truly be a damper on the pleasure you provide is if your partner genuinely can't feel it.

Q: Are my breasts okay? (Or too small, too big, etc)
A: Also subjective, but the vast majority of men older than 19 truly don't care about breast size and just love all breasts in general.

Q: Does he/she like me?

A: The more reliable way to get an idea if someone may like you is by paying close attention to their behavior around you in relation to their behavior around others, and then researching body language and typical signs of attraction. If you take into account their personality and general temperament while going through a checklist of behaviors and signs that people normally exhibit when they're attracted to someone, you can most likely get a more accurate answer than you would get from random folks on GAG.

Q: Do you like (insert sexual thing here); have you done (insert sexual thing here), would you do (insert sexual thing here)

A: Clearly, the asker of this type of question is only asking to get descriptive recounts about others' sexual experiences not out of curiosity or some good excuse, but rather to masturbate to the answers given. You, sir, (or sometimes madam), need to find the wonderful new invention called pornography, OR the power of imagination. The great thing about these is that you can do both of them in private, and in the case of porn, you can interact with other people watching porn who actually would welcome comments/questions about their personal sex life.

Q: How can I change my shitty significant other? (Usually worded differently, but the details that follow the title usually lead everyone to realize that the asker's S/O is shitty).

A: If your S/O is cheating on you, manipulating you, using you, abusing you (in ANY way), pressuring you relentlessly to do something you've refused, controls you, limits what you can do, or never does anything for you, it's a good bet they don't care about you, are fucked in the head and cannot be fixed, or both. If you value your mental health, self-esteem, physical well-being, and freedom, you'll get out of that relationship as quickly as possible because it's unhealthy and toxic.

So now we've cleared all that up, can we stop regurgitating the same questions over and over?

[Quintessence]

Hahaha, yes, G@G really needs an FAQ like this!
Although, to be fair, if we did implement one, a lot of the activity on this site would go down, considering these questions are asked almost DAILY, and oftentimes several times a day!

A few honourable mentions:
- "He/she made eye contact with me! What does it mean? Are we in love?"
- "Looks or personality? What matters more? But, like, if you HAD to choose?"
- "How do I convince my SO to do [insert sexual activity]?"

[Unit1]

Here are some more of those questions: "He/she cheated on me. Do i forgive him/her?" "i cheated on my gf/bf but i love her/him and i don't want to lose her/him. What do i do?" Followed by a giant and unreadable block of text with next to none punctuations and a story sometimes continued to the limits of the question description and capping it off after 2 updates. "could i be pregnant?" "he said X. What does it mean?"

[OlderAndWiser]

If only this would stop those questions!

[Unit1]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Happyme2017]

hell I thought this was A true Q & A.

I was looking for a real answer to a real problem. Oh well not here

[Pomegranate139]

Awww. It’s sweet that you tried, but it’s futile.

[Anon-ymous1]

I guess? But people want answers to their particular thing. So they ask what is relevant to them at the time.

[MikeHanel]

you, my friend are very helpful! lol

[HeAintMe]

Stop speaking for men, men can decide whatever fucking sized tits they like.
I'm 20 and i have a chest preference, every man does.

[myTake Owner]

Pretty much what I said. The idea is that no matter what chest size a chick is asking about, there are dudes out there that like it since they like breasts in general. Ease off the misunderstanding rage, buddy.

[HeAintMe]

There's no misunderstanding rage, a day or two ago you chimed in and said I have a 'shitty' personality. Just letting off the steam.

[myTake Owner]

Lol at least you're taking it out on the actual perpetrator instead of random people. If you wanted to "get back" at me for it, though, a personal attack would've worked better since your original point here didn't make much sense. It's like saying, "YOU'RE WRONG, JESUS LOVES EVERYBODY" in reply to someone saying, "Jesus loves you".