Any funny masterbating/sex stories👌👈?


Any funny masterbating/sex stories👌👈?


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Lol my mom walked in on me twice lol it was horrible
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Both are to do with my cat...
    I can't masturbate if he's on my bed because he sees the movement and starts attaching my hand from on top of the covers.

    And earlier today my boyfriend and I were about to start some sexy time and my door was shut. Next thing all you hear is my cat meowing non stop and scratching the door trying to get in.

  • my friend said that she was in her living room, mastrabating while no one was in her house and her boyfriend suddenly walked in while she was in the middle of it. i asked her why her door wasn't locked and she said he came through the back door.

    i couldn't imagine how embarrassing that would be

  • I was materbating to Ryan Sheckler and I was moaning his name a little in my room.
    So several days later, I went up to my mom in the kitchen and asked her a rhetorical question: "Guess who's the cutest guy ever?"

    She answers: "Who, Ryan?"
    ...

    • Now that is funny.

    • lmaooo

Most Helpful Guys

  • That is SO embarrassing for a guy! I'm sure it was dreadful for you. But hearing a girl talk about it so candidly, is an amazing find! Being so honest gives you a lotta points with me - If there is anything you can't get a 100% honest answer about, I'll give you the truth.

  • I was getting a hj in a parking lot and a teach caught us

    • Poor teacher lmfao

    • poor me😢 Her dad was pissed

    • Thanks 😀

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  • once... my parents left home to do some stuff... and i was masturbating i the loungeroom... and my parents friends caught me...

    Unfortunately the dude didn't see me and shook my hand...

    • That's just nasty..

  • I was stroking myself in my car (inside a shopping mall's parking lot), and then a MILF was going across my car's direction with her 2 daughters. And I cummed, ain't sure she caught me masturbating with my look on her.

  • LOL you first @Marshmellowking

    • Ok lol I'll put it in the update

    • LOL well at least you didn't see your parents doing it. :(

    • Eww that would scar me for life

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  • Well there was this one time with an apple pie than this other time at band camp...

  • I have shot my cum onto a hotdog that I have given to a girl, onto a hamburger that I've given to a different girl, and several times into a bottle of Conditioner of yet another girl lol..

    I'm horrible!!!

    • ... I'm praying I don't know you...

    • You're disgusting. Why are you doing this?

  • My mother found out i was gay when she walked in on me giving a guy a blowjob

  • When my ex was blowing me and I was about to shoot my load something happened and I ended up making a funny comment right when it happened. She was laughing as I was shooting and it came out of her nose which made her tear up and laugh even more.

    Good times.

  • Yes, but it's pretty embarrassing, should I PM you it? and do you have any in return to make it worth telling? aha

    • Come on dude that was a lame attempt at getting her to sext with you on GaG

    • Hahaha genuinely wasn't, although I might note that one down for the future.

    • Yeah no I'm good lol

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  • I have plenty... but at the request of a 15 y/o?

    nah.

  • Her jeans were so tight we couldn't get them off.
    I am pretty good at improvising though.

  • I had always fantasized about getting caught masturbating. Something about it really turns me on but nobody has caught me yet.. or that's what I think lol :P

  • No, butt I'm horny we should message each other

    • she's 15 you freak

    • No I'm good

    • Sorry, didn't see your age.

  • I was watching justin beiber on youtube then my parents came in my room so I switched to porn because it's easier to explain

    • 😂😂

    • @smoke-E lmao ikr

  • I once walked in on my comrade having intercourse with his girlfriend. I walked out of the room and headed to the living room and watched some TV to clear my mind. Later, she left and my friend asked my why I didn't join, I told him because she wasn't attractive.

  • 2 or 3x almost caught by my parents... could hide in the last seconds but it always looked awkward, I'm sure they must have noticed lol...

  • Recently, my mom walked in on me as I was in the middle of cumming. But it was under my bed sheets. She didn't know. It was difficult to suppress my moans. Very annoying lol

  • Neighbour caught us doing it on his roof once.

  • my friends mom walked in on me once when i was waiting for him to come back from the store with other friends. well i umm... well i had just unloaded and she walked in right then right it was throbbing and she was looking at it for a good few seconds and smiled very big. so now every time i go over to my friends house, his mom keeps looking down at my crotch

  • I have never been caught masturbating. I'm a ninja of wanking.

  • Haha wierdo.. umm ya my mom walked in on me to I was so mad like can i get some damn privacy ! XD

    • Best sex story is when I was with my girl 4th of July we were like 16 , having sex around the corner outside by a river when her mom yells out calling for her n we hurry back... te next day I had blue balls.. so while we were in the car with her parents she gave me a hand job and it shot up so high it almost hit the ceiling XD

    • She gave you a hj with her parents IN the car? 😟

    • @Frost_Byt3 yaa

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