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Any wacky or wild dreams last night?

Man last night’s dream was craaaazy. I called up some old manager to report the wrongdoings at my job. I don't know if this would’ve made me a whistleblower but it turned into blowing something else 😂 This Jake Pavelka lookin mf ended up coming over to discuss ways to take down the supervisors but he ended up having super powers and tried to take me down instead. He was like this evil villain who held me hostage until he could get between my legs. One of his powers was that he could stretch like Mr Fantastic and told me i could mold any part of him into the length i wanted it to be... lmao if you know what I mean 😂 Ayy, I’m not gonna pass up the opportunity to play with playdough so next thing I know, I have at it and ended up straight addickted. Mf thought he was bout to hit and quit but he thought wrong 🤣 I told you, once i start, I can’t stop. It was like I was holding his ass hostage because the rest of the dream i kept walking up on him, seducing him and make him do me again and again... This was long after he told me I could go free and he’d always whimper “mixing business with pleasure is wrong”... Ahh, but it felt sooo right. Funny that this dream happened because i watched some crazy porno last night and this dude kept doing these crazy positions that made him look even longer each time he pounded her more deeply lmao. I guess the moral of this story was, when the job screws you over, you screw the ole boss instead 😭 Welp, anyways, after I finally got tired of screwing him, I decided to set myself free and ended up dating one of my childhood crushes Quan right after he tried to off my HS crush Jordan in a fight 😂 Man, I didn't want to wake up #FeelFreeToList #DreamALittleDream

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  • This morning i woke up to call in and then went back to bed. As i was in and out of the early stages of sleep, i conjured this…
    I’m driving fast, as usual, but off road. I’m in my daily driver, a Subaru; capable of off-roading but not an off-road racer. I’m chasing someone in a much more capable vehicle. I’m alongside of a highway and outpacing the commuters. Suddenly a construction zone opened up in front of me. They were reworking the highway, but they it stretched over to the adjacent area through which i was driving! I was going too fast to stop so i tried to maneuver through the rubble. To no avail, i hit a lot of big chunks of concrete destroy my ride. I’m pissed that i’m not gonna catch the leader, but also concerned i can’t get my wreck out of the way before the next vehicle rumbles through. THIS is where it gets weird… i get out of the car and walk around to surmise the damage, then pick up my car in my own arms, like it’s just a go cart or something (Haha!) and set it aside further away from the highway and the track i was racing! Hahaha!
    I tumbled awake and clearly remembered that dream immediately. I can dream lucidly, so i tried to go back to sleep and win that damn race! Apparently i was rested enough. So i lost that one. Ho hum!

    • Went from Need 4 Speed to Hot Wheels real quick lol

    • Hahahaha!

  • I was some artificially created soldier in a japanaese anime. And the moment my current version got destroyed, the newer version came up. Stronger, badder, better, more ruthless.

    In the midst of the fight, I began to feel like I was in a dream. I did not understand Japanese, but understood it at the same time.

    Then I focused on myself more and sure enough, just like other dreams, I was able to get out of this one. I convinced myself that, even though the dream world I had just exited was the most awesome of all, what is real, is real. And then I laptop came up, with programming videos on YouTube. And I was at peace.

    All of this was in a dream. And that too in a sedated kind of sleep. Because of heavy pills.

    The feeling of transitioning from one dream to another one or to the reality. That feeling is truly weird, no matter how many times I travel like that.

    • Wow sounds like your next video game

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  • Yes. I just woke up a few hours ago. I worked in a huge underground parking lot in London as a valet and was starting a second job soon at a hotel, so I had to leave my parking lot job early, but kept getting a lot of cars showing up because there was a concert going on nearby. So it delayed my leaving early, and the guy covering my shift was also late.

    So it was now 12:30, half an hour past when I was supposed to leave, and I only had thirty minutes to make it to the hotel I was starting my second job at. So I took my motorcycle and tried to use a shortcut underground. But wound up in a part of the city I wasn't used to and my phone wasn't getting a signal so I couldn't check my map. And since this was London (a city I never been to or lived in before), I had no idea where I was. And no one was on the street walking by, so I couldn't ask anyone.

    So I was about to give up, and sat down on the ground. But then I realized I was in front of the hotel the whole time. And something the version of myself in the dream couldn't remember, is that I only took the hotel job because it was within walking distance of the valet job, and I didn't want to be late to either. But I had never actually seen the hotel and the job interview was at a corporate office.

    But yeah, that was a weird dream and considering I've never owned a car in my life, I wouldn't ever really work as a valet or in a hotel.

    • Do you actually drive a motorcycle or just in the dream

    • I have an e-bike, but not actual motorcycle, no.

  • I had a dream that I was getting married in a beautiful wooded area and that my dress didn’t fit me but then I made it fit somehow LMAO

    • Man i wouldve squeezed into that mf if its the big day lmao. Hide the rest with the bouquet 😂

  • If I had done I would have blamed @oddbeme

  • I'm gross and mostly have sex dreams lol. But the last wacky one I remember involved a tsunami wave made of marshmallows suffocating me.

    • I wouldn't want to be suffocated but you shouldve ate your way to the surface lmao

    • Any specific ones you remember

  • You and these damn dreams.. The rem cycle must be in full throttle.. 😂.. Must be on hyper mode for you and your vivid memories of your dreams..

    • Lol this was my first in a long time

    • The fact that you have any is a testament to how good of sleep you are getting I assume..

    • I get less than 8 hours a night lmao

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  • Lmao! Girl your dream! 😂😂 I mean that sounds so hot until the end. I mean why isn’t that a super power that is played with in porn more? Also I have t had dreams in like 15 maybe 20 years…. So I’m a little envious! Not gonna lie!

    • No that super power wasn't in the porn just in the dream. The porn was him doing some crazy positions that made his divk look longer fron the angle haha

    • Oh haha! That is hilarious though!! And yeah no I was saying why isn’t it one that is played with more. Like I am sure a ton of girls would love the idea of a man who can stretch and shift anyway she needs.

    • 😂😂😂

  • Actually i had very wild dream about you last night 🥵🥵🥵

    It was sooo crazy and intense... I am still loosing my mind over it 🙈🙈

  • Wow that was a pretty wild sex dream! Forced sex with the twist of the forcer becoming the forcee. Now that could be an interesting plot line of an erotica story so long as it doesn't get too close to Misery.

    • Haha Misery was totally jacked up

    • To jacked up.

  • I had a dream meeting you were having sex and then I woke up to me and you in bed and then I woke up again for real and there was nobody there

  • No unfortunately

    • Do you want to dream or would you prefer not to?

    • I dream and I prefer it but my dreams aren’t sexual. The last dream I had was 2 nights ago and I opened up a tea shop

    • Trust, oh i dont ask for sexual dreams 😂 they dont happen when i ask lol

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  • I had a dream over the weekend that was quite pleasant..

    • Oooo

    • yes, it wa nice and no i dont want to discuss it.

    • I didn't ask because you’re married and i didn't wanna know

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  • Nope not a thing just blackness.

  • Yes... I was wondering if you would post this as I had another epic dream last night.

    I was exploring an abandoned spaceport with a group then we went up to a station with an eerie haunted vibe. On returning to the spaceport, part of the group attacked the rest as they were after some hidden technology.

    If I could remember all of it, it would make a good TV series or something.

    Unfortunately my alarm went off, I woke up covered in sweat and very tired. I've been knackered all day :(

    • Dang now thats an action movie!!

  • Not so much wacky as wet

    • Haha

  • I have dreams that seem meaningless where I’m with someone & I realize its a dream and wake up wondering wtf that was about. Few months later I’ll be doing something and deja vu it was the dream I had

    Once I lost my sports watch. Couldn’t find it anywhere this was summer time. Goto sleep & I’m dreaming of skiing and I remember in my dream thinking wtf am I thinking of this now? Then in the dream I removed my wristwatch & put in my coat.

    Wake up go downstairs to basement check winter coat pocket there's the watch.

    • I've had deja vu dreams too but often only the scary ones repeat themselves and thats only if you discuss them while its still dark out

  • I just dreamed about being on a boat. That was rlly it

    • Did you rock the boat lol

    • 😂😂 idek the being on the boat is the only thing I remember

  • I had one last night. I'm not even sure how to explain it. I was at work, except the building had no outer walls and was on a beach. There was a film shoot on the beach, I figured there was something nefarious going on. So I was discretely trying to figure it out while trying to do my job. I don't remember how it ended.

    • Damn was it more scary or hot?

    • It was more... mysterious you could say

  • Damn girl you have some imagination. Where do you come up with these dreams.

    I had a dream that I was in a hall looking through all these windows to different rooms where women were having sex with different animals.
    Don't ask me why I dreamed that because it's a long story.

    • Its a dream so i technically dont get to control what i dream about lmao

    • I think subconsciously you can control your dreams. Whatever you think about a lot before you go to sleep is what you dream about. When I'm thinking about work before bed I dream about work. Last night I was thinking about what a friend told me about and I dreamed about it

  • I dreamt that I was on vacation in Greece 🇬🇷 last night 🤷‍♀️

    • Oooo yasss

  • I've made penises so many times with playdough lmao. But nope not much for dreams here. I know some are reoccurring but can't remember much about them

    • 💀💀

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