Anyone have any crazy strip club stories?

I’ve only been twice in my life, but one was pretty crazy (lol). I know this is a taboo subject of sorts, but let’s be real. It’s all in good fun.

What’s you craziest story?

Can hear from both Dancers (no judgement) and Patrons.
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So someone demanded to here my story. Lol. Fine. Essentially I get into a private lap dance and I’m floored because the girl was easily the most attractive girl in the room. She looked to be in the 20-22 age range. So we go back and it turns out they have little beds. So I lay down on the bed and she strips fully nude in the blink of an eye and climbs on top me cowgirl style and immediately puts my hands on her body, and I run them *everywhere.* :D
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  • I worked in a strip club for years so I have been to a ton and this is rare, but it happened and was years after I worked in one. I went in one day with nothing on my mind. I usually don't sit a t stage and tip, I used to prefer to just drink and have conversations with the dancers. Anyway, I walk in the door and on the first stage is a woman who looks like what I find most attractive. I decided to sit at her stage and noticed that it was probably the last song of her set, so I threw some money up and just checked her out. I watched her dance for others guys as the song was getting close to ending thinking, oh well she has no interest in dancing for me. Well when the song ended she came over to me and danced a little and chatted with me for a minute. She said I was cute etc (uh huh, I know the game.) Then she reached down and grabbed my cock, which shocked me, she asked me, if I wanted a private dance and slide her hand up my shorts and grabbed my bare cock. Oh course I was like yes I do (knowing the game still) As we are heading back for the dance she puts her hand down the back of my shorts and squeezes my ass. We find a cubicle thing and start our "dance" , I get rock hard instantly as she grinds on me since she had already primed me. She then said I have a big cock. I thanked her and then she asked if I she could see it. I said yeah, but I don't want to get in trouble, she assured me it was ok. So I take it out, she strokes it and says that's really nice. Then she said "fuck it, I'm so fucking horny today. Will you fuck me?' I was amazed, but wasted no time in saying of course. She reached in her purse and threw a condom in my lap. She said she found it in the purse she hadn't used in a while and thinks that's what got her wanting to fuck that morning. I put on and we had sex for like 30min. Most of it was with her head looking out of the cubicle for the bouncer. It was awesome she was so fucking hot, and no there was no extra charge. Actually I ended up fucking her here and there for a couple of months. There is way more exciting detail to the story, but I didn't want to write a book.

    • Probably not as uncommon as you think.

    • Possibly not, but not free usually. I have spent a loooot of time in strip clubs (10yrs working in one) and it diesn't happen that often at least not in my state, the enforcement is really tight. But there are some other similar stories I have as a customer. Had a lot of sex as an employee of course.

    • How old are you man? Can’t be 20.

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  • I used to work as a bouncer at a strip club and the only crazy stories I have are when the male strippers would come out for "ladies nights"...

    Women at male strippers are grotesque. They are like wild animals that can't handle themselves. I have seen them maul the strippers, and lick them just to taste his sweat.
    Most of these women have partners at home who don't realize that they are sucking off the strippers (behind a towel) with whip cream on his cock.

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  • Things can and usually do get wild at bachelorette parties. I've seen some pretty shocking things, and they were done by people you would never have suspected would do them.

    • What kind of things?

    • @lecher Like the girls sucking the strippers cock. (even the bride to be)

    • I've seen that happen, too, but at least it wasn't the future bride.

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  • lets hear the story dammit.

    • not that crazy a story... anonymous's story was... wow.

    • Yeah. Getting robbed is pretty wild. I just got a lot more contact than expected, and I didn’t disclose all of it. And the girl was much hotter than expected. Easily the hottest girl I’ve been sexual with. In the end it was just her job, but holy crap. I think younger generations are just more sexually liberated.

    • Yea thats because for the past maybe 5 decades... people have been using sex to sell... wana buy a new car lets show you this car... and some chick in a bikini is bent over the hood. also... the internet... dont forget that. i was talking about the anonymous that said the shit about the male strippers... thats wild.

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  • Never actually been to one. But it could be fun.

    • Well, give it a try if you want to. Though it’s kinda sad because many of the workers are basically unhappy.

  • Never been to one and have no interest in going

  • i got the craziest I've never been to one

  • I've only been once. The stripper got too close as she was moving hey butt up and down in front of my face. My nose did a credit card swipe in her butt crack.

  • Lol i wentnto one in Mexico and a couple had sex on stage. Lol it was crazy sex though

  • Bitch tried to rob me once.

    • What? 😂

    • Tell me more.