Anyone know about this?

[MsWisp]

It’s fucking embarrassing when it happens in public, it’s caught me off guard so many times 😭😂

[OfMiceandMen]

I don't sit in public toilets, I have to go number 2, I typically go home. If for some reason, it's an emergency, I hover above and/or use wipes.

I sure as hell don't let my meat touch the surfaces. Guys washrooms are often disgusting, not sure what lesson their parents taught them when it came to potty training?

[FunkyMonkee]

As for the farts, you're SUPPOSED to bend FORWARD to let them escape out the back.
Yeah, my dick HAS scraped the under side of the bowl! This is why I stopped dropping it into the toilet when I shit! I either pee first and THEN sit & shit or if I can hold it `til I'm done dropping the kids off at the pool, I'll do that and wait `til I'm done dropping my load in the giant toad before I pee.

[RoseySarah]

Omg 😱 so hate those especially when in public!

Who cares swash yourself after the toilet bowl!

[MsWisp]

They’re super uncomfortable and completely unexpected, can’t tell how many times I’ve had to endure such an unpleasant experience lol

[RoseySarah]

And then hide it from every one

[MsWisp]

Exactllyyy, I’ve had to run away almost everytime it’s happened cause I’m usually out with friends and it’s embarrassing 😂😭

[RoseySarah]

The worst was with my girlfriend on our 2nd date sitting in my dress 👗 and it was crowded had to sneak to the restroom and a kid got his soda all over me!

[Apple1996]

Omg farts like that are the worst. They hurt my coochie 😭

[MsWisp]

These farts are curses set upon women to inflict more suffering!

[katiesmuff]

Those farts are horrible and embarrassing for sure.

[Billlewis]

No, my little piglet penis is too small for that to happen... lol

[summiter]

Whoa... pretty intense

[MsWisp]

Yeahhh 😂😂

[MementoMori777]

Well they say you learn something new everyday, this is not what I expected to learn today 🙃

[MsWisp]

Go science! 😂😂😂

[MementoMori777]

😂😂

[DerekC321]

I hate it when my balls touch the toilet water. My balls dangle said they get wet way too much.

[LavLavLuv]

Can imagine the pain LMAO

[Christoff92]

Never heard of this.

[Kelly6]

Wow

didn’t know this

[Guardian45]

Ummm. Yes. Why do YOU know about this?
"It’s fucking embarrassing when it happens in public, it’s caught me off guard so many times 😭😂"

[Guardian45]

This is a 'some guys' problem!

[Guardian45]

Some guys have the problem that either their sword or crown jewels or both are too big and make water contact. Brrr cold!🥶

[Charliefretz329]

I never knew lol

[dolemite58]

i always hover over public toilets 😂 i’ve had my dick touch the water in the toilet at home and it always makes me cringe.

[MsWisp]

I always hover too, I can’t think about all the dirty shit on toilet seats nowadays it just makes me sick

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yes I know and it's cold asf and it gives you the Willies that's why I don't use public toilets cause I'd freak out if my dick touched a public toilet at least at home I know only I use it

[riverrat3]

Interesting

[Anonymous]

Okay but when you're blessed and you fart, the fart bubble gets trapped between their balls and their leg, such a weird feeling.

[Anonymous]

Never heard about that one for a woman