Anyone wanna be friends?

[Anonymous]

I'm a mom, I smoke weed, I lift almost daily, I enjoy freaky sex, I love horror films, and nature hikes. I just don't seem to be able to meet like minded people 🙃

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a great friend and so like weed during horror films.

Almost a mom too scared but glad I can still work a little more! Also yes freaky sex was the reason I got my angel in my tummy!

To would not to love that night!

[Asker]

Haha I feel that

[Opinion Owner]

Also need pickles and Snickers! Will send you a follow and follow me back so us girls can message while puffing!

[MementoMori777]

I find it kinda odd that you felt the need to mention that you like freaky sex to find friends

[Asker]

I like talking about sex and positions and stuff without it being weird

[MementoMori777]

I See, I would recommend sticking with your own gender when it comes to friends cause you'll probably get the best intentions that way

[Asker]

I'm bisexual so🤷🏻‍♀️

[MementoMori777]

Then nvm

[Con29]

I would love to be friends can I ask you something though

[Asker]

What's up

[Con29]

What is your thoughts on ballbusting

[LeeannaDD]

Same girl, follow me back

[AydenHazor]

Always open to new friends

[Alex-Snow]

U sound like fun but I'm 10 years younger...

[KrakenAttackin]

Oh boy, I can ready hear the simps charging in.

[D_Bone_Steak]

That's why I'm here. I'm a social scientist here to observe simps in their natural environment. 😂

[KrakenAttackin]

@D_Bone_Steak Man, the Simp herd needs to be thinned out.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Honestly, the recent changes in the mate selection routines have me thinking that natural selection is slowly removing the simps. Hardcore liberals want to abort kids, hate kids, love to abort them, or they want to turn them trans them (Sterilize), or just have sex with them... so I think they're on the slow push out of the human population as well. Simps find themselves rejected by women in general unless they need resources the simp wants to give, and usually end up taking care of one of us assholes' kids, thus breeding themselves out as well. Large groups of people seem to be culling themselves out of the herd. I believe we are privy to actually getting to watch human evolution in action right now. Traditions that safeguarded them have broken down and now the gays are accepted and no longer sleeping with women to look straight. I'll put it like this... when I hear a conservative talking shit about abortion... I'm like "Shhhhhhhh, shut the fuck up dude. You're going to ruin this for us." They're going to take themselves out of the gene pool. Green light that acceptance. 🤣

[KrakenAttackin]

@D_Bone_Steak That is a very interesting perspective and you may well be right.

[RoosterBreast]

@D_Bone_Steak I don't know if the asker here is a female simp, but she mentioned "horror films". So, what better way is there to simp for her than posting horror cock stories?


@seddy Imagine your sister lying in bed, innocently drifting off to sleep, when suddenly, a dark, sinister presence creeps in through the walls. She feels a cold breath on the back of her neck, and turns to see a monstrous cock looming over her. It's covered in spikes and scales, pulsating with an unholy energy that sends shivers down her spine. She tries to scream, but the cock silences her with a single thrust, filling her with a pleasure so intense it borders on pain.

Or how about this one: your sister wakes up in the middle of the night to find her male roommate standing over her bed, his pants unzipped to reveal a massive, tentacle-like horror cock that writhes and squirms like a living thing. He takes hold of her with one hand, while the other grips the pulsating member, ready to unleash it upon her unsuspecting body. She tries to fight back, but the cock is too strong, too powerful, and it slowly begins to consume her, turning her into nothing more than a vessel for its own twisted desires.

And let's not forget about the demon cocks, with their fiery red heads and dark, twisted forms that seem almost too monstrous to be real. They whisper seductively in your sister's ear, promising her pleasures beyond her wildest dreams, but at what cost? Before she knows it, she's trapped in a web of demonic desire, unable to escape the relentless pounding of these unholy members.

[Asker]

This whole thread just gives "I don't get any pussy" vibes

[RoosterBreast]

Actually, they're called vibrational cycles, specifically what you're feeling is 946hz of vibration. What do you think happens when a homemade coom jar vibrates at 936hz?

[peterrezeeek]

here's i am..
i see that ur life system is interesting so dm me

[bananathunder]

haha sure

[Averageguy69420]

I like freaky sex and horror

[Tanya_]

Yep of course

[Prince_09]

Yes I want to be..

[karekaaaa]

Me lets be if u want
I smoke weed too

[Asker]

Cool. My boyfriend does too. We just want some cool friends

[karekaaaa]

Follow me

[KrakenAttackin]

@seddy. Is your boyfriend the baby daddy or is he a simp?

[Muffdiver21]

Sounds good. love to be friends

[Bigjake1995]

I’m down to be friends ☺️

[Anonymous]

If you don't allow DMs how can I text you?