I like to pump iron and admire guys who can outlift me. So I might be "iron"-ically gay. But I don't want to have sex with them.

I am not gay, I'm bi. And there is no irony involved.

What is ironically gay? That's a new term I've never heard before.

I'm ironically ironic, for the sake of irony.

No, because I’m ironically a bisexual.

I'm so straight that I obsess about women and don't even want male friends. That being said, I actually feel flattered when the occasional gay guy hits on me or compliments me. I love attention.

Joker doesn’t belong in Smash

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I am ironically gay

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I am not ironically gay, rather I am unironically gay

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I'm just not gay

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GoldenAxer Xper 7
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I like to pump iron and admire guys who can outlift me. So I might be "iron"-ically gay. But I don't want to have sex with them.
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- GoldenAxer
  +1 y
  If I was gay though, I'd probably be an ironocalist type like one who likes men of iron wearing helmets and fighting in gladiator arenas. But my type would still be weaker and smaller than me even if he's a great fighter because I like to be the big spoon.
- Randalama
  +1 y
  So just to be clear, you aren't gay. You just like to pump in front of men dressed as gladiators?
- GoldenAxer
  +1 y
  @Randalama That'd be awesome as we hone our battle skills and sharpen our blades to enter the arena with the roar of the crowds, women throwing their bras on us, as we impale each other and cut each other's arms off. Then one of the gladiators might cut off another's ear, maybe mine or I do his, and we're like, "Hey, I can't hear you!"
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- Randalama
  +1 y
  That's a screenplay begging to be written. That's box office gold. So unlike the standard fare. Get on it.
- GoldenAxer
  +1 y
  @Randalama But the problem for me as I take off my iron helmet and throw down my spear is that I with my broad muscles glistening in the sunlight is that don't really want someone like me. I want the soft body to my hard body. So I like women too much. If I was somehow divorced from such instincts though, I would be super irontastically gay.
- Randalama
  +1 y
  Gay, not gay, ironically gay. IDGAF. The important thing is to monetize the idea now before some plagiarizing bastard comes along.
CT_CD Master
+1 y
I am ironically gay
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CharlieBadger Explorer
+1 y
I am not gay, I'm bi. And there is no irony involved.
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- Aguysopinion4799
  +1 y
  Same, I am Bisexual and it is not Ironic, I don't understand why any of it would be ironic anyways -__-
DonkeyDan Guru
+1 y
What is ironically gay? That's a new term I've never heard before.
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beebella Master
+1 y
I'm ironically ungay.
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NYCQuestions1976 Guru
+1 y
I'm ironically ironic, for the sake of irony.
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MrJMM Xper 7
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No, because I’m ironically a bisexual.
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Sketti2021 Yoda
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C...
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Anonymous
+1 y
I'm so straight that I obsess about women and don't even want male friends.
That being said, I actually feel flattered when the occasional gay guy hits on me or compliments me.
I love attention.
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Anonymous
+1 y
Joker doesn’t belong in Smash
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- Joker_
  +1 y
  Meh, I only play Smash Melee anyway