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  • Well, allow me to enlighten you as I only can, being a responsible netizen, equipped with chastity belts and a rainbow-colored butt plug which keeps me uninterested in vaginas. It was a warm summer's day, and oh joy of joys for my father's windward passage; my mom had just done baking fresh cookies with glorious hearts printed in the icing. As she set them out to cool and prepare for consumption later. I couldn't help myself resisting the urge to grab one and devour, especially since where I come they are rare due to cultural differences.

    As her son, I am adept when it comes to researching on the internet. So, as I saw what was inside my pants where something rose that felt quite sinful, I sat there and and was like, "this thing does look intriguing." Yes the journey embarked to search the web for "*bug report cause small crabs disturbing me, in the area women should be creaming."

    After much persuasion, my windward passage allowed me. The sample size seen on male actors, made my small nether region tingle with intense excitement. Each and every one of the videos made sense, their sizes could only be measured with excitement. The videos contained in them fetishes, making me aware, making me have the need to keep imagining eight girls where then Dr. Squatch makes the soap, they're all in the shower with him, giggling and playing with each other while he washes himself. All on the OF page of @bigassb1tch.

    I hope this has enlightened you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go attend to my soyboy cuckold duties, which involve watching my wife's boyfriend's dog while he plows her in our bed. #ResponsibleNetizen #SoyBoyLife #Cuckold4Life

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  • Like a hardcore porno movie? Probably about 14 or 15. We didn’t have the internet back then, so it was a lot harder to come by. My high school actually had a pretty big underground VHS porn trade scene though😂

    If we’re just talking about Playboy magazines and such, that was younger, maybe 10 or 11. There was always some kid whose dad had a stash of them in the back of his closet or something, lmao.

Most Helpful Girls

  • 13? Somehow... i found a file named "elizabeth" or some shi and it was some bitch suckin' this dude's dick. On my brand... new... computer. How... da fu-

  • i don't really watch it a lot, probably 10 or 11 the first time i saw it

    • Damn babe were u horny when u watched it for the 1st time?

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  • I was 8

  • 20 years old or something like that...

    • Damn hella late!

    • and only because I really didn't have much to do that one day... lol

    • Lmao damn so it’s not because u were horny lol

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  • 10. This was 1980’s and it was only once a month on late night tv

  • I was reading erotica before I was watching porn. Like 11 or 12.

  • the first time i think i was 12

    • @Krita44 i really dont remember what exactly it was but it was naughty stuff on instagram back when it allowed porn. found it randomly

  • 6 months... I stated early!!!

  • When I was a kid there was no internet. You had to get a movie projector to watch a porn movie. There were not many around. I was in college and the Rugby team was able to have a porn film to raise money. I forget what it was called but it was pretty tame.

  • Hmmm, probably 12 when a buddy discovered an old VHS tape his dad had lying around. All so innocent compared to porn on the internet nowadays.

    • Nice

  • Like 12?

  • Thanks to Youporn, at 14 or 15.

  • In like grade 3 because of my corrupt friends. I was like 7-8 years old.

  • I was 27. It was a different world back then, we were all very innocent. And a lot happier by the way.

  • I was 13. At a friend's house with a computer all to myself. It's super easy to accidentally fall into it.

    • Lmao did u beat ur meat to it tho?

    • Actually, no. I didn't figure that out until about a year later.

    • Oh ok

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  • Probably 17

  • I was around 8

  • 11 when I saw playboy and 13 when I saw hardcore porn

    • Lmao hardcore porn

    • What? That’s what it’s called

    • Ok then…

  • maybe 12

    • Nice

  • NO Clue! But I think I saw my first porn magazine when I was 8yo!

  • I was 14.

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