Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Warning: if you're under 18, don't read this and go home to your mommy and watch cartoons. Thank you!
Hey, Guys! What's up? Your penis?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, all jokes aside! Let's have a serious talk about dick pics! Here's the truth: MOST WOMEN DON’T WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR FLOPPY DICK! Okay guys we get it, you love porn. You guys love getting sexy photos us. But Please guys, use your brain. The other one. WOMEN ARE NOT MEN. I know there are some women out there who like penis pictures, but the thing is that they like the idea that a guy she is turned on by is turned on by her. In other words, she has to like the guy the penis is attached to. A disembodied penis is not sexy.
You're ready to sex it up with the person your texting wth? Just ask. The most repellant part of receiving unsolicited dick pics is the "unsolicited" part. Getting an explicit photo you didn't ask for isn't just shocking and disgusting. Not sure if the woman you're texting feels that way? Ask. For the love of God, ask. You may be asking, how can you be sure? It's so simple. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you’ll know it’s time to get out your camera, but in the meantime, put your camera down and your penis away. And please, tell your friends and make this go viral. Spread the word; spread it like genital warts.
So ladies tell me, do you like dick pics? Have you ever received dick pics? How did you react to it?
And guys, have you ever sent pictures of your junk to strangers online?
What Girls & Guys Said
32 65Phew... My dick is so big and beautiful I don't have to worry about this...
Yeah that was a close one, right?
@astrOnaut01 Yep, I know!! A few inches and...
I've yet to run across a dude who tries to send an unsolicited dick pic. And even if I don't have some sort of emotional attachment to the dude, I usually find a dick attractive. Guess I'm in the minority there.
But yes, unsolicited is gross. I'm just saying I've never personally had it happen to me. I don't associate on social media bases with men that low where it would be possible to receive one anyways. The only place I could see receiving one is here, and even then I have to voluntarily copy and paste the link.
Which I'm not gonna do if I don't know the person, because viruses and stuff.
HELL NO. Yes unfortunately. Blocked.
You should fix your title to "Attention: women do not want UNSOLICITED dick pics", cause I can tell you, women do like dick pics, and I'm not talking about a few, but the majority. There are even girls that ask you for a pic dick without even warming up, they just straight up ask.
I get why you don't like unsolicited ones, though. I've never sent an unsolicited dick pic, I don't really ask either, I feel awkward asking "hey, wanna see my dick?". I wait for them to ask, cause after all, I don't get anything by sending my dick, it's for her enjoyment not mine, so if she wants to see it, she'll ask.
Yes, Ale! I realized that about the tittle after submitting it! I can't do anything about it now :(
It's ok hahahah
I feel awkward asking "hey, wanna see my dick?" And that's why you don't ask. You just send it unsolicited, that way there is no awkwardness... LOL
I dont understand why this needs to be explained, I've had guys act this way towards me as though I wanted it or that they could do anything to me. Most girls dont want that unless its coming from their boyfriend (I wouldn't want it regardless).
You're also late with the 'under 18 notice'. The age of consent is 16 in most states. People do have sex in highschool, even below the age of consent. Therefore plenty of people have seen the gentials off the opposite sex and you dont show anything, its just a discussion so I dont understand the notice. I would think that you have been in highschool once, no?
"Hey, Guys! What's up? Your penis?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, all jokes aside!"
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* I see you have gone with the blue hair, wasn't expecting subtle, it's lovely.
Your take - I find this concept fascinating in a car crash sort of way - Yes you are correct that communication in this area would be a prerequisite for a lot of people - I am like the girls you mentioned who want to see the person what I mean is that if the occasion was appropriate I wouldn't mind a sexy photo full of personality rather than a photo of their sexy bits plus I would like it to be a girl I was interested in - I have received unsolicited sexy snaps and mostly my response was "Why?" plus any interest I had would wane, what was wrong with sending normal pics?
Okay, in conclusion there are times when I am thankful I am a middle aged man because the number of dodgy pics I will get is minimal but I feel sorry for the younger internet users especially girls because it seems to be really out of control. I remember in a previous discussion I made a guesstimate about dick pics and a girl told me that it was way worse than that. So while I believe her, I would rather not have it proven to me (LoL)
Thanks Dave! I'm so blue xD And yeah, it's really bad, that's the main reason I never reply to my messages.
Those text messages are horribly mean but funny. Yes, I dont won't random penises sent to me. Its actually funny and I have been known to show people just saying i was an asshole in undergraduate school.
I still can't believe guys on the internet haven't realized that most women don't want to see their dick still.
If it's not attached to someone I love then I have no interest in it lol
Problem is, many guys on the Internet know nothing about women, that's why they still send them.
Well, I have actually had some women ask me for dic picks before, a few even got mad when I didn't want to. I have some male friends who have also had women ask too.
It's not impossible, the difference is that as a culture we've taught ourselves not to think that women do that kind of thing, and a lot of women know it and know that people won't believe it, so they can do it. Women act horny and nasty online A LOT more than people really notice or choose to believe.
I collect them like stamps :D
you should release them with their names tagged :3... it might be illegal actually... but i'm not sure that the law cares about weirdos
I am both creeped out and turned on by that comment... so confusing right now lol
@MrMaskyMoon these "weirdos" should give up on women and turn gay. Gay men are actually into dicks.
Totally agree. I had one "friend" who sent me one after we had quite a few convos. I told him I wasn't interested and to stop and he apologized. About3 days later, another dick pic... I was like "really? You just couldn't refrain?"
Obviously I had to cut him from my life which made me sad because I enjoyed talking to him.
I apologise once more =/ (urgh, the dictionary sees apologise as incorrect as it's by default set at US English (an obvious oxymoron))
@Levin 😊 I could never stay mad at you 😘
I agree. I'd rather hear hid dirty ideas and fantasies than seeing a picture of his dick.
(laughing)
I am the exception
I've always imagined that if I was a girl and got random unwanted dick pics, I'd just say "Mine's better" :P
thing is... the kind of guy who would do that would not bother to read this thread - or if he did, he would not really care, which means... you're preaching to the chorus. instead you should be making suggestions to women what to do - e. g. report to police, etc., etc.
So thay makes me a creep? XD
Never! :-)
@Red_Arrow hahaha I was worried for a sec ya know o. O
Nah what that all want is pictures of minions
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You should say unsolicited ones. Every girl that has ever been attracted me wanted them.
I like that idea.
If a freak sends a girl a pix of his penis, send him a pix of a much larger penis and perhaps also the words 'my boyfriend'.
People who send unsolicited photographs of their genitals are weird and probably sick freaks.