Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

Warning: if you're under 18, don't read this and go home to your mommy and watch cartoons. Thank you!

ATTENTION: WOMEN DO NOT WANT DICK PICS.

Hey, Guys! What's up? Your penis?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, all jokes aside! Let's have a serious talk about dick pics! Here's the truth: MOST WOMEN DON’T WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR FLOPPY DICK! Okay guys we get it, you love porn. You guys love getting sexy photos us. But Please guys, use your brain. The other one. WOMEN ARE NOT MEN. I know there are some women out there who like penis pictures, but the thing is that they like the idea that a guy she is turned on by is turned on by her. In other words, she has to like the guy the penis is attached to. A disembodied penis is not sexy.

Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

You're ready to sex it up with the person your texting wth? Just ask. The most repellant part of receiving unsolicited dick pics is the "unsolicited" part. Getting an explicit photo you didn't ask for isn't just shocking and disgusting. Not sure if the woman you're texting feels that way? Ask. For the love of God, ask. You may be asking, how can you be sure? It's so simple. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you’ll know it’s time to get out your camera, but in the meantime, put your camera down and your penis away. And please, tell your friends and make this go viral. Spread the word; spread it like genital warts.

So ladies tell me, do you like dick pics? Have you ever received dick pics? How did you react to it?

And guys, have you ever sent pictures of your junk to strangers online?

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  • Lmfao 😂😂😂 hot cheeto with the powder licked off.. ahaha 😂😂💀

  • wait, wait... so girls don't like them?
    in that case I have to delete the new batch of pics I've done for @archiz , @cinderelli and @ElissaDido
    sorry :(

    no but seriously... I've never sent a dick pic to anyone who hasn't asked for it.

    • Hahahha x'D <3 You're also still awake ahah !!!

    • @ElissaDido eh 😅 but unlike you I have no university and can sleep until 1PM ;)

    • Haha :( Okay chef.. I'm going to bed now, for real though haha good night <3 :* !!!

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  • I'm a very visual person but I just don't find them attractive. A nice shirtless photo will do, but ask first! Always ask.

    • Some of you guys need to know that a girl may ask for them but she's just doing it to laugh at it. My sister's friends asks all the time and just laughs and shows all her friends. Just be aware of that.

    • Of course you won't. Women are not into penises as much as gay men

  • I never sent unsolicited dick pic but Jakes on them, I have worlds most amazing cock.

  • I have never sent never will. Perhaps I have never taken pic of myself naked at all. But the presentation of the take looks kind off disrespectful and rude to the male genitalia perhaps you moked at it.
    I am offended especially its coming from a girl who writes questions like " why are you beautiful?" and add tons of emojis and unicorns...

  • but i like boob's pics

  • Do not worry guys. You can always send your dick pics to gay men, they will really enjoy it!

    • Straight "men" like to suffer, they can't do this, can't do that but women can.

  • Really? That interesting cuz most girls don't complain when i send my dick pics to them. They didn't saying anything ugly. Im serious

  • i have never sent my dick to strangers online.

  • I hate setting lol good take

  • I can't fathom why anyone would send them to random people to begin with, but whatever helps them sleep at night I guess...

  • A lot of them do...

  • Interesting. I always thought women didn't want to see them up close like guys looking at just a vagina. I've had women ask for dick pics and I assumed they were just trying to be funny.

  • yes i agree

  • they love dick pics, but only from hot guys.

  • Flowers send some pics of flowers

    • Yes! Ahaha

  • I've never understood why guys think sending girls pics of Dick Cheney (or Nixon) is a such a great idea.

  • I love how underage kids are upset about the intro of this post.

    Triggered.

  • I don't know what counts as a stranger. I've not always directly asked, but i've always hinted and looked for positive feedback first, not just silence. It's always been well received, and when i've asked if they wanted more, they've always said yes.

    I guess i'm winning at dick pics?

  • I was once sent a pic of a really huge dick, I man huge, and before I *politely* told the dude to go fuck his mom, I saved it and now I send it to everyone who tried to impress me with their mosquito.

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