Best DISCREET way to buy a dildo?

I really want a dildo, but i’m in a college dorm so I need to make sure the packaging is discreet, as well as the shop name so my credit card info won’t just straight up say like “ADAM AND EVE” or something. Is Spencer’s an okay place to buy from? Or does anyone know of any other places that don’t just sell dildos that I can buy from? Thank you!!
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  • Discretion in buying a phalic prosthesis? Where is the fun in that? If you must deny yourself the customary ✌ victory dance of finding a motor you could power your car with, in that Rough Rider 3000 sexual release aid appliance (See, I can be discreet when talking about a 4 foot motorized latex rubber penis and testicles aparatus, or the Monster truck equivalent humming dildow) you could stop at Harbor Freight or True Value hardware and pick up one of those massive nylon tool bags, too conceal carry your latex penis and tool bag (Man, I'm on a roll with these fun pun double entendres), CCPP (Conceal Carry Penis Permits-"SOMEBODY STOP ME") pending.

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  • There are dozens if not hundreds of businesses that are simply "dropship" businesses. If you go to eBay, type in "dildo", and change the Sort Order to " low to high $ ", you will see exactly the same picture of a dildo listed in dozens of stores. Well, these virtual stores are simply a guy or gal taking orders. They then send the order to the supplying manufacturer. The item desired is then drop-shipped from the vast warehouse required in so big of an operation. I look at their approval rating. If it's 99%, I'll likely use that shop,

Most Helpful Girls

  • Why not just take some cash go to a sex shop & buy one. No one there cares.

    • Cuz some get embarrassed

  • Online... vibrators are better just saying but you do you

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  • Use a costume.

    Failing that, what's stopping you fucking a college guy for real?

  • Adamandeve. com has discreet packaging.

  • You could just buy one in person and pay cash.

  • There might be a way to have it delivered to a drop off location. I know CVS drugstores are involved with that to some degree. Or have it delivered to a UPS store perhaps.

  • Online is usually your best bet

  • go online to a sex toy retailer, here in the UK we have a couple of them online lovehoney. co. uk and temptationsdirect. co. uk are two i've used to get things for past girlfriend's over the years
    they are always discreet and very good quality and affordable prices too

  • Online I'd say

  • Just order from Amazon. Silicone.

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  • Buy it through Amazon. The listing will tell you if Amazon fulfills it. If so, they will use their bag or box.

  • Amazon or a local shop. Don't feel embarrassed to go into a shop. The staff are used to it and can be very helpful.

  • Walk into a sex shop with a ski mask on, grab your dildos, and make your escape

  • I am sure that you can find an online store that is discrete. I don’t know if Amazon carries a product line, but if they do they have locations you can ship to and pick up your package at their location.

  • In the middle of walmart yelling at the top of your lungs "Where are the 10 inch dildos" on a Sunday afternoon..

  • Carry it in a backpack or bag inside. buy in cash

  • Amazon is the best. Most things are packaged discreetly, you can ‘archive’ the order so it doesn’t show on your order list.

  • Get a post office box at the local post office and have it sent there

  • Just ask company how they package it most put in a box that just has name of company

  • I got my fleshlight from Amazon and it was discreetly packaged. As for the credit card it was billed as Amazon

  • Probably best to buy it in person.

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