Best reactions to well endowed guys?

Guys, if you are well endowed... what is the best reaction you ever got when a girl saw you naked? Girls, if you ever hooked up with a well endowed guy did you have a funny/priceless reaction or do you just pretend it's normal?
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  • I was on the team & the workouts were endless, so photo ready bod back then. As usual, the first played it cool, the others found some fun with it, the last wanted me to take it easy. Reportedly gals are more focused on the whole package and the relationship... they are not guys that always stare at boobs, even though they may sneak a peek.

  • I don't have very many best reactions. It's kind of a pain in the ass to be honest because its not like all women have the same thoughts about it. Add to that, some women want to know upfront and will consider it to be deceiving for not disclosing it. Others won't believe you for shit (ego checks have gotten the best of me before).

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  • As an Assassin's Creed fan, I know it just tickled my bf when I saw his and just kind of smirked and went, "I don't think that's where your Hidden Blade goes, Altair."

    • You're a fucking legend 😂

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  • How do you bicycle? =[

    • That's funny. At the gym I started wearing tights under my shorts because of that. No TMI, but sometimes you'd get an erection (Shits moving and rubbing so). Pretty embarrassing.

    • I heard that that is referred to as a 'reflex erection.'

    • Lol, I never heard of that. I just know it could get up if brushed by basically any inanimate object.

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  • Erm, text wise, "you would split me in two"
    in person "omg" "thats thick" and afterwards "I've not had one like THAT before"

  • I am still a virgin, but when my ex girlfriend saw mine she was like will that even fit? I was 6"2 she was 5"2.

  • It's hilarious when girls say size doesn't matter.

    Oh, it does.

    The numerous reactions to me sexting pics say otherwise.

    You also wouldn't believe how girls reacted when I walked around in sweats. Public daytime, mind you.

    • so what were the best reactions?

    • I'm not sure how to quantify one as being the "best", but here's a funny ones. Once in school I was walking down the hall in opposition to two Asian girls. They're both looking and giggling to each other, then as we get close one says "Mmmm, SOMEBODY'S excited..." and smiles at me. Her friend laughs, punches her in the arm. There's bad reactions too, such as guys looking. :\

    • Before my fellow males downvote me, realize I am not bragging. Or do I think highly of myself for having a large penis. I think it's pathetic/fucked up that women say they don't care, but they really do and are lying to your face.

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  • ”what the fuck is that. get the fuck out of my house.”

    • you kicked a guy out for having a big one? hahaha

    • severl different guys yes

  • Best reaction wasn't actually verbal, but more the looks in their faces. Hard to describe, like being surprised by Santa. Get a shock, don't know what to do about themselves, but then realizing they just met Santa. (close analogy I think)

  • I usually get women expressions of surprise and excitement since they had never been with a well endowed man before

  • "it looks massive"

  • I was having a threesome with my buddy and a girl I had been dating for a few weeks. I gave him the invite. He showed up dropped the jeans and everyone in the room just stared at his dick for like ten seconds. She looked over and said; whaaaat the fuck why didn't you tell me and I said hell... I didn't know before slapping her on the back and said good luck with that circus

    • I was in a threesome as the guest and her reaction was a huge smile after seeing my size.