Bikes: The Modern Day Penis/Clitoris Crusher

The title is literal. If you own a bike and a penis/clitoris, you could be at risk for permanent sexual disfunction. This is more common for males, but it can also happen to females as well.


Bikes are a common occurrence in our everyday lives. They’re faster than walking, give us a good workout, make us feel “eco friendly,” and we don’t have to pay for gasoline. Despite their seemingly pleasant appearance, they could be causing us harm ever so gradually. The number of bicycle riders (at least in the US) are all but increasing over time as well:

Bikes: The Modern Day Penis/Clitoris Crusher

Why is riding a bike a problem though? Bike seat designs.

Here lies your typical bike seat pulled off of the first search from google:

Bikes: The Modern Day Penis/Clitoris Crusher

Looks pretty normal, right? Well, that is the problem. Long and narrow seats like this actually place your entire weight essentially on your penis or clitoris. Almost all standard bike seats are like that.. partially due to marketing and looks of it.


By sitting on a standard bike seat, you are crushing the blood flow that run underneath to your genitals via the pelvic bones and your weight on top of the little narrow seat. There’s essentially a bone more so made for sitting, but the seat designs prevents sitting on them. Occasional crushing from your bike seat may not do much damage (or at least immediately), but repeated exposure can cause harm. People most prone are those who ride 3 hours or more a week.


This also includes exercise bikes— it’s anything with a bike seat like above.


The red squiggly line is what supplies blood flow to the genitals — the artery. The penis is only erect from blood flow. No blood flow = no erect penis.

Bikes: The Modern Day Penis/Clitoris Crusher

How common is it?

Men as young as their late teens or early 20s have reported issues with erectile disfunction from biking. It can really happen anytime though. It may be a gradual process... or it may be relatively fast.

Irwine Goldstein, MD and director of San Diego Sexual Medicine states that “The earliest warning sign is numbness or tingling.” So, essentially, if you are riding a bike and start to feel sore or numb around your genitals, STOP and take a break at the very least. Stand more on the pedals than relying on your seat solely.

Solution:

However, the best solution is simply to get a different bike seat.


One such seat is like this:

https://www.amazon.com/Selle-SMP-Extra-Saddle-BLACK/dp/B002OL3R6C/ref=sr_1_1?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1462580369&sr=1-1&keywords=no+nose+bike+seat


You want a seat that either doesn’t have a nose in the front or one that has a hole in it so there is less pressure to the penis/genital region.

What happens if the issues arise from this?

Typically, changing your lifestyle (getting a different seat) will fix the issues. However, sometimes the damage is permanent. In these situations, drugs like viagra won’t help— the blood flow has already been clamped off. At this point, the only viable option tends to be penis surgery. Even that isn’t fool proof. There is a 65 - 75% chance of sexual restoration after the operation, which alludes to a 25 - 35% chance of permanent penis failure.


I don’t want to cause fear within people — it’s still a good idea to ride bikes. As a primary sports medicine physician and medical director in San Diego said: "You have a 50% chance of developing and dying from heart disease, so your primary focus should be exercise and diet -- the two main components of fighting heart disease and ED.”


Just be aware of risks taken so you can bike without further problems “down the road." :)


Sources:




https://www.webmd.com/men/features/biking-and-erectile-dysfunction-a-real-risk


I also have received info from my notes from the Psychology of Sex class I was enrolled in.

Bikes: The Modern Day Penis/Clitoris Crusher
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Most Helpful Girl

  • i ALWAYS knew bikes were evil. they are SO uncomfy. and now... i have a logical reason to hate them lol. seriously though. that is scary as hell. i kind of wonder if the bike seat messes with the butt area too lol.

    • As far as I know, there isn't any issue with the butt itself being messed with-- just what's in front of the butt lol

    • There are no evil or uncomfortable bikes, just ill fitting bikes. Pro cyclist can ride so many miles because their bikes are exactingly adjusted to their body measurements.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Actually the bike seat you show in the first pic is designed specifically to prevent those problems; that is the reason for the groove in the middle.

    • From my knowledge of it, the seat in the pic will still cause an issue because there is the narrow nose at the front. The sides will still cause compression on your arteries and such, despite there being a groove in the middle/back region

    • A narrow nose is irrelevant to comfort because you don't sit on the nose:)

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  • I bike all the time and I had a serious problem with chafing and discomfort down there. Lately though I've been using a penis health creme every morning and it seems to be helping the situation. It creates a layer of moisture that protects my penis skin. I am definitely going to keep using it. Hope this info helps some of you out there. Ride on!

  • You're being needlessly alarmist. Bike seats in general aren't the problem, _ill-fitting_ bike seats are the problem. Your weight should be supported by your hip bones, not soft tissue. If you feel any pressure on soft tissue, you need to find a saddle that fits you.

    • Ill fitting bike seats happen to be the standard of manufacturers, hence the problem. The entire mytake was directed towards ill fitting bike seats like that which pictured. I never said every bike seat.

    • Sorry for misunderstanding you. However, I'll have to disagree with you on ill fitting saddles being the standard. Performance Bike groups men's saddles into narrow, medium, and wide (although women's saddles only have medium and wide). Given that the saddles in each category undoubtedly vary in width, there seems to be enough variation in width that there is no "standard".

    • Well, the nose seems to be a pretty standard problem, and the issue is the nose. It causes pressure to be on the fleshy part and crushed by the bone. Check out the videos. They go over this. The width may vary, but the basic shape of a bike seat is common. They have noses. Look at the first video at around 2:24 in. It's a very wide seat. It deviates from the common ill fitted seat. The one I linked is more narrow than the no nose seat, but it is adjusted in a way where the pressure is dispersed differently.

  • Where do you find these scary facts?

    I like using exercise bikes :( damn you!

    • This one I learned about from my psychology of sex class haha. I was pretty surprised when I heard about it since bikes are so common and such, yet many don't know about the risk.

    • yeah... :/ what will I do now? *sigh*

    • I'm sure it'd be fine if you did it. You just need to be aware if it starts to hurt where it shouldn't. It would be silly of me to say to avoid exercising 👍

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  • Wow I didn't know that thanks for the info

  • Ohh Randall.

    Well, makes me glad I don't have a bike then. 😂

  • @BertMacklinFBI you better be able to keep that D up when I meet you..

    • i use it everyday so you know I'm good for it

    • @BertMacklinFBI yeah I know that.. ;P

  • Bike seats are so uncomfortable.

  • Well this was informative... Good thing I prefer longboarding :P Or does that have any downsides too? :o

    • Not that I know of lol

    • Yeah you can call and break your face XD

    • *fall

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  • That so nice of you to inform us

  • wow ! this is news to me ! i don't cycle but i'll be sure to pass the word along to others

  • I didn't need another excuse to skip my spinning classes.

  • Well, I had no idea about this. You learn something new everyday eh? xD

  • Solution: remove your seat
    Ride standing up